Farkinob

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It's a great map that is like DayZ sped up... problem is connecting with people who play with it as well since most people here play Chernarus Holler at me on Skype @ farkinob.dayz or steam (listed below). I'm 17 and am on often The only thing I ask is that you are on often, have some experience in DayZ, and have a mic!

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Yes if you want to get 3 fps in the woods :)

Sounds good man... you should try Taviana I guarantee you'll love it! I sent you an invite. Anybody else want to tag along :D ?

You want Arma II:CO because: A) It's only 30 dollars B) It's on sale for steam right now for $17.99 C) You need it to practice using the vehicles, getting the feel of guns on editor, etc.

Résumé Name: Farkinob Age: 17 Location: Midwest United States Sex: Male -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Gameplay Preference: Bandit Details: I love hunting down prey... I'm not one of those campers that sit around on a roof for hours on end stuffing my face with cheetohs. I play the game and if I see a player or vehicle I will seize the oppurtunity Experience: Been playing on and off since middle of August Details: I know the game, how to fix vehicles, administer bloodpacks, hunt and cook animals, when you're sick, etc. Tools Used to assist in gameplay: I frequently alt+tab or shift+tab to get a sneek peak at the map to check out strategic locations. I also frequently set waypoints via ingame map. Prefered Weapons: Hatchet early game, AKM later on Reasoning: Early game I use the hatchet to kill zombies since it's effectively a one-shot kill and can be very effective for sneaking up against unsuspected people. AKM I use later because it's reliable, easy to replace, and easy to find magazines Preferred Method of Communication: Anything with a push-to-talk - hearing echos, coughs, dishes banging in the background is pretty hampering on gameplay when audio is very important. Contact Information: For ease of convienence, steam (listed in signature), PM, or forum post here -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Final Note Also - I am willing to play any DayZ map!! I take things seriously but not too seriously... I don't like playing with clowns who shoot each other just because somebody stole beans out of their bag :). I expect our team to be effective, effecient, mature, and most importantly fun - because at the end of the day DayZ is just a game. I also have a very good eye... Example in Attach files of a dead body with a bandit running around. Remember how to play "Where's Waldo" ;) ? NOTICE I DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES APPROVE OF CHEATING, HACKING, DUPLICATING ITEMS OR EXPLOITING GAME MECHANICS THAT AREN'T BUGGED BY DEFAULT ((( For Instance the bike repair glitch is fine since there's no way around it ))) !!! EVEN IF A HACKER KILLS YOU DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO RESTART THE SERVER SO YOU CAN GET YOUR ITEMS AND/OR WEAPONS BACK FROM THE SAVED TENT! I DO NOT APPROVE OF ILLEGITIMATE MEANS OF OF OBTAINING WEAPONS/ITEMS AS I VIEW THIS AS RUINING THE FUN OF THE GAME. THANK YOU!

Be happy it's a $20 game and not your $20,000 bank account, you've learned a very important lesson in the world and that is not to be so gullible

If this was possible and easy I would be all for it. Problems that arise with this idea (assuming DayZ devs find out how to disable teamspeak-like programs): 1) There's always a way around software: Whether it's breaking into your grandma's passworded computer because she forgot it or cracking into your neighbor's wifi, there's always a way around something. PERIOD. 2) Since there's a way around something, scammers will offer pseudo-software to go around the teamspeak block and the naive will buy into it.... or the elite clans will be dead silent while well-to-do-groups will play by the rules and be dicked over 3) Enforcement - almost impossible to enforce... how do you prove that somebody was talking on a teamspeak-related software that isn't traceable by said game? 4) Resources. There would have to be an program that is constantly checking for teamspeak-related programs and could be a useless resource hog Final Word: Good idea, but unrealistic

This sounds cool but the rules of engagement seems like they were made by a... non-experienced person. In DayZ, he who does not strike first will be the first struck

This guy is a backstabber... his skype name is "Grizz - LittleDude™" and ingame name is "Lazy" I found a Ural in US264 and we were playing for a couple hours prior and we were gonna get some gear and everything... as soon as we meet up what happens? He disconnects from the skype call, then shoots me driving it. He then claims he 'lost connection' and I thought it was a hacker or something. He drives to the factory in the Ural to meet up with my friend, then kills him, disconnects from the skype call again, then removes me from skype contacts, and drives the Ural away. Don't trust this guy, he'll just use you to get your gear and stuff... what a real cockhead. TL;DR: DONT TRUST THIS GUY HE IS A BACKSTABBING LITTLE GIRL

Me too

If you're still looking for people send me a PM, click on my steam profile (link in signature), or add me on skype @ farkinob.dayz You seem like the people that are fun :D

I would like this idea if the zombies weren't laggy, jittery, and slower. It's a pain in the ass trying to destroy/flee a zombie that can run just as fast as you, if not faster; even though they're supposed to be decayed...

I like this idea... the bright red color would stick out like a sore thumb though, the military poncho would be more easily obtainable than the runner's jacket however (due to Chernarus being a overridden military fallout zone). I think it would be more realistic (not to mention mildly humorous) if you make the poncho be more common than the bright-red runner's jacket... I can just picture a noob just sprinting away from me right now in a bright-red jacket screaming on direct chat "DON'T KILL ME THIS JACKET IS RARE!!!"

No, no, no this is a terrible idea. Since I don't care to fully explain how bad of an idea this is, let me list four problems: 1) Internet Ping - best man with internet wins 'fastest reflex' competition 2) Assigned Keys - people with superior typing skills will beat the 'chicken pecker' typer 3) DayZ is based on tactics and skill, not button mashing. If you want to play a button mashing game, go play Mortal Combat. 4) Waste of resources - why for god's sake would this be implemented? How often do you stand toe-to-toe with a enemy, I'd much rather have the DayZ team work on something useful and something you would actually come across more than once (if you're lucky) in your entire dayz career!!! Like them making a system where you can modify your guns and bullets more effectively, more vehicles, etc. not some stupid godforsaken button mashing minigame!

Yes!

Requirements: 15+ Microphone Willing to dedicate hours to a game Contact Information: Steam - See Below Skype - Farkinob.dayz ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Looking forward to hearing from you! Good luck and happy hunting!

Seems legit. I'll join... hopefully you guys are chill.

I bet it's at a ATV Spawn because

Skype: farkinob.dayz I'll love to help in this project

Seems to me this will crave hackers... even in the stand alone version. I do not think it will be in the best interest of gamers. Also, some things make no sense. If you're good at repairing cars, then you get better MPG... lolwut This will also cause conflict in the team and shy away new characters; because recruitments in the forums would be like 'LF Driver 1500+ xp' or 'LF Sniper Max XP req.'. People will also have to give the mechanic parts, which will be overly complicated; and just be a huge pain in the rectum. Bad idea is bad

A better, more simpler system I reckon would be the 'Hide Body' option would make it covered with a outfit of leaves.

tl;dr You're all stupid for responding to this person who thinks that DayZ should be like BF3 with perfect vehicles spawning left and right and you spawn with weapons right away.

In a real-world scenario, a zombie apocalypse will be very stressful and add high anxiety to the human mind. Things like coming close to zombies, stealing, lack of supplies, and brushing Death's scythe would be very demanding on the human mind - so much that they probably wouldn't be able to think straight; and would make their judgement of themselves and their own personal well-being... poorer than usual. Perhaps they may think they are in worse condition than they actually are in; making the glass - or in this case meters - seem a little less full than usual. The natural cure to this would be time, tobacco products, anxiety pills, and an assortment of other items ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Just an idea :). BTW, thanks a lot dev team for the fantastic job you've done!