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AlcoholicJoker

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  1. you can disable rain through a file.
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    How not to joke when playing DayZ

    I remember this one time during grade 3, the teacher had us all sitting on the carpet while she read a story from some book. Well, during that time, some kid rips it so hard, the kid says ouch, not oo long after that, some other kid says, what did it backfire, i was literally lmao, I will never forget it, good times good times
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    How not to joke when playing DayZ

    uh, the game is a joke, no consequence, it's willy nilly free dude, the game blows
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    My gummy bear story

    hetzersz gonna hetz
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    My gummy bear story

    I like gummy bears, do you?
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    How not to joke when playing DayZ

    I usually take a dump, feels pretty good, try it sometime. Also, dump this POS game.
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    Green Mountain

    hi, see sig, you know i'm right
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    Alt F4? really???

    Hi, Alt-F4 is good for you!. Smash this game!.
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    All your base are belong to me

    Try to do this when I have my aimbot hack on, it wil auto shoot when I'm sleeping, I want to fuck this game so bad
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    DayZ Stories

    I downloaded a hack, and I shot everyone with 1 shot, it was awesome, teach those pricks to mess with me, I love runing this game!.
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    What would you trade me for a Bison pp-19?

    I'd trade you for a lemon son!.
  12. The game needs more hackers imo!. Run this shitty game into the ground!.
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    The standalone's direction.

    I agree with this video 100%. This is the first time I seen this video as well. Either way, I'm looking more forward to what's it called, WarZ. It has a big backing and the funding, DayZ lacks funding and a brain (creator).
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    A subtle rant

    The very definition of a cat. The dude is scared that his dorkhood is threatrened.
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    This game blows

    This game/mod blows hardcore. The first time I play, I spawn, no gun, no weapon and no items, so play, im running and running and running and running, oh look a zombie, an hour later, I'm still running with nothing in sight except a zombie on my ass. I can't even through punches at the zombie. The second time, I spawn, okay great, a small town nearby, I can't even open up doors, no guns, no weapons and no items, again. I kept running and running and running, running and running and running, until I run over some guy who is sniping me. lol This game is a fuckin joke, it gives you no direction or clue on what to do. In real life, I know my city, I know what to do if a real zombie apocalaypse ever broke out however, zombies are not real nor will they ever be real. This game sucks and blows harder then a 2 dollar street queen. Shut down this game before you embrasses yourself and making the gaming world a joke.
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    This game blows

    I'm a hockey player, well former hockey, i dont play hockey anymore but I'l check you into the boards, you will drop like a sack of potateos, I don't see your point. BTW, track is for pussies.
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    This game blows

    Sorry, I don't click virus links so go fuck yourself.
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    A subtle rant

    I hope hacking and cheating ruins this game. I want to see this game go downhill FAST!. Steam is protecting this game somewhat but when it goes standalone, I cant wait, I want to see this game go down the shitter!.
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    This game blows

    Never played Arma2 LMAO, according to Steam, I have 78 hours played You sound as dumb as you look in your pic.
  20. And the Germans come back with a hack that run you over with a Tiger tank. Hell yeah, I want this hack as well!
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    DayZ Videos that everyone should know

    Anyone have a Terminator mod for this game? I want to walk around with a Chain Gun and being indestructible.
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    This game blows

    Hi
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    This game blows

    I can enter more buildings in ArmA 2 then I can DayZ. Embrass myself, LMAO, tell someone who gives a shit.
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    i see it now

    I hope there is more hackers, I want to see this game run into the ground. This is a first for me being on the hackers side but I want them to fuck up this game so bad especially when this game becomes standalone.
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    Your favorite city

    The sewers.
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