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AlcoholicJoker
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Not stressing dude. I'm just telling you how bad DayZ really is. You guys are like race horses, blinded at the side and can only see one way.
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What sort of files on the local computer can get me in trouble?
AlcoholicJoker replied to Renan Ruivo's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Don't run steam, you will get VAC banned! -
Would you Abort if in Danger of death?
AlcoholicJoker replied to abnormalweeny's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I unplug my ethernet cable when I play StarCraft 2, lol. I never get a loss -
I run this game on a Pentium 3.
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Funny, I can make a video, an hour's length and not encounter anything in DayZ. If you ask me, this game trolls you more then I troll you.
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I tried, but no go. Must be the thick skin of your moms beaver.
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Arma gave you a gun, you could at least fight back enemies. I can play infantry, driver tank, fly choppers and fly planes in ArmA so I don't get your point?. I tried to shake that zombie but he had aimbot, lucky for me, he had no gun. I don't give a shit if your partner has been gaming since the 1900's or 1997 nor do I care if she/he can walk rings around me, stick a cucumber in that port hole. You will thank me once you're comp stop leaking battery acid. Oh no, my internert skills and feelings are hurt, lol
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Surviving against zombies, lol, you're talking like it's real. Loot, lmao, funny, I didn't find jack shit in the towns I happen to be in. Research?. This game was recommended to me by a friend. He said dl it and give it a try and a try I did. Spoon fed, dude, I was playing games before you were even born and games at the time required more brain then does your lame DayZ game does, ever played Hugo? no so stfu. You're right, the game did beat me because it's horrible. It's the Dr. Jerkyll and Mr. Hyde game for the NES!. You should play that game until you beat it but until then, that game did beat you. Bandits are pussies in this game, much like in real life.
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Hold down the W button, nothing will get you.
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I'm only coming back to piss you off.
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Modern gaming, LMAO. I was playing games like Leisure Suit Larry, Space Quest, Police Quest and Crusaders: No Remorse. A game to hold my hand, lol, get real son. Stop speaking gibberish.
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Modern gaming, LMAO. I was playing games like Leisure Suit Larry, Space Quest, Police Quest and Crusaders: No Remorse. A game to hold my hand, lol, get real son. Stop speaking gibberish.
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Scoop up what, lol, I have no heart. Get it right fool.
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LMAO, I'm a ArmA2 vet and ArmA1 vet, I was playing Operation Flashpoint while you were swimming in your daddies nutsack.
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Thank you for proving me that the game does indeed suck. No further feedback on why the game is one of the best experiences you had for a game nor why you think the game is good. Complicated, HAH, running in a straight is not complicated. CoD requires more then running in a straight line.
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The game is a joke when I was literally running for an hour of real time into no where. If I want to run for an hour, I'll run outside.
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With the responses I get, you guys know it sucks. Oh no, people are gonna call me names over the internet, oh boo for me, I'm in tears, lol. Sorry butt the game does infact suck. If it had better direction on what to do or where to go, fine, but it doesn't, it's practically telling me I don't even know my own city or home. What a joke.
