DemonGroover

I like the idea of a pitchfork!

The bandit was always the main threat in DayZ, the possibility of getting shot at anytime was what gave the most tension. The player population grew and so too did the bandit population.

^^ And all enterable!

Surely everyone is impressed with the outskirts of Cherno? That area is overwhelming.

It depends on the weapon and where you hit. Axe to the head is still a one shot me thinks. Baseball bats aren't so effective.

Isn't Chivalry dead?

I didn't find it racey at all - it was quite slow paced.

I dunno. I somehow think kicking/punching a psychotic cannibal sprinting after you wouldn't be very effective.

Forgot Number 3a - Blame

I take it these are Rockets responses to questions?

Dont press the "Install XXX Porn" button and you'll be right

Gimp outfit

Yep 10pm here.

Housekeeping confirmed.

Best post ever award.

Bandits are crucial to DayZ. KoS knob-ends aren't.

If you put your ears to the train tracks you can just about hear a train coming....

I really don't see the issue with masks of any kind...in fact it would be quite cool seeing a bandit crew sweeping down a hill all wearing the same mask. Of course they would offer no protection at all so i guess that is the trade off.

Ahem! The distance between Australia and New Zealand is approximately 2000km.......and that includes shark infested waters.

Tickets please?

Confirmed - Suspenders and Girlie clothes!

The train runs on hopes and dreams...

I know there have been discussions/suggestions like this before but the recent "hardcore" thread got me thinking again on small or even subtle changes that could be made to make DayZ (mod and Standalone) even more of a hard core survival experience. I am not talking about disabling 3rd person here, or crosshairs, nameplates etc! That discussion is for another thread. What i am interested in are little things that could be added to the Standalone (and mod if possible). And please, this isn't meant to be taken too seriously though i'd hope a few good suggestions could be made. Sorry, but I get bored at work (a lot). So my "great" idea for Standalone: You spawn with a shoe size. Imagine, your feet are blistered and you finally find a nice pair of hiking boots - but oh shit they are a size 9 and you are only a 7. Could be a great job opportunity though - shoe salesman? How about something as simple (though not for animations etc) as there being a chance you spawn as left handed. OK i'm going back to work for a bit i think i need another coffee.

Choo choo, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga choo choo!

Sounds like a pretty normal night to me.