DemonGroover

I am more of a cat person. Can i have a tiger instead? A Siberian tiger if you want to keep it authentic.

Nice one!

Addicted...cannot stop!

I like to keep one for an emergency. Break a leg, no morphine? Round up as many Zeds as you can then drop a grenade at your feet. Its raining Zeds..hallelujah!

I've had a few characters get beyond the 10 day mark but then i get bored and do something stupid like run down the NW airfield until i get sniped. I like the thrill of respawning and starting with nothing. Those initial few hours of Day z are the best for me.

I like the idea of randomness. Like the heli crashes, just more variety. From crashed ambulances, tanks, planes to overrun miltary checkpoints with 30 or so Zeds.

No beans for you - Disqualified

Spied on a player from a hill once who was in a barn. He inexplicably fell from the top level, seemingly breaking his legs whilst getting munched on by Zeds. After laughing at his death i cautiously made my way to his body. He was fully geared up with everything under the sun. Except morphine - ha ha! He must have been mightily pissed off.

I am sure there will be a system in place that if you bought Arma 2 you will get a discount. Probably cost 15 Euros.

Hmmm...if you had to sacrifice one of your kids to the chasing zombie horde who would it be? My son is too young to play as yet but he has spied me playing and now he can do a mean zombie hobbler walk whilst chasing his sisters.

I think maybe he is in a mental institution and believes he is a dog.

I lost my soul atop of Green Mountain

I love the way these clowns (the OP) take the time to tell us they dont like the game. We dont care. The door is, i believe, thataway -------------------------->

Oh yeah!!

Its called having no, or a small, penis

I feel like an old man...i remember the days of 1.5.7 Ooooh me back!

What gets me are the people who say "I just KOS now because everyone else does" I have played this game for months now and i have not had one single murder (except when i specifically play as a bandit) If you want to play that way, it is possible to hold your fire. Sure you will die a few times, but hold to your principles. The excuse that everyone else is doing it so why shouldnt i is mega fucking lame.

Fucking farmers! Always whinging about droughts, then floods, now Ghilles!

I dont think Rocket is going to worry too much about hackers until he gets a standalone deal. Why fight hackers when it wont be an Arma 2 mod for much longer? Lets wait until then before passing judgement

I can understand the need for more water, but why should i need to eat every hour? If i eat three steaks i wont need food for two days!

I can just see you stamping your little feet, tears rolling down your face.

You missed the one where players can loot their own bodies and get their stuff back, by themselves or by having friends do it. That one really irks me. But again, what is the solution?

I am a bit torn on this issue. On the one hand i DO want there to be skins and such which can identify you as a Survivor or a Bandit, but on the other hand i really dont think an enforced identifier should be implemented. If there were skins which players could recognise as being Friendly then those friendly Survivors would wear those skins. Would a bandit wear a bandit skin if given the choice though? Probably not, and some would even choose to look like a Survivor to gain trust before shooting you in the face. Why would a bandit look any different to a Survivor? Unless they wanted to look like the gang from Mad Max then there would be no way of knowing someones intentions. Forcing an identifier onto a player, though great for Survivor gameplay, isnt reailistic, or authentic. I really dont know the solution to this problem - every solution seems to move towards an identifier based on humanity. Perhaps you could go the other way, identify players with good humanity but not bad. That way a player could choose to gain a skin identifier by his actions instead of one being enforced.

Have you heard the one about the Helicopter being brought down by a single makarov bullet? Apparently there is a video - of which no one has seen. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/59865-1-makarov-shot-brings-down-a-helicopter/

The only thing the mountain dew will accept is your life. It is cursed and you sir are doomed to die!