DemonGroover

You forgot Will i be able to drink someone elses piss in standalone? Big difference.

Call me an old fart, but this thread reminds me of Yul Brynner when he did those anti smoking interviews. "Whatever you do, just dont hack!" (Look it up people!!!)

Why would i want a tarp?

I'd prefer a cricket bat, Shaun of the Dead style. I hear the Chernarussian team is quite good.

Never go full retard

Yep, like this one. Could i have an option to slice off bandit testicles so i can make a pouch?

Oh fuck yeah that sounds great

Just happened to me...again, but hey, all i lost was a hatchet and a Ghillie suit. As has been said we just have to roll with it. Hang around the coast, grab an axe and have some fun. You lose your shit, so what?

OK

Yo! If i eva see you in the west side of Cherno i gonna put a cap in your ass. No one gonna fizzle with my shizzle.

I have this problem quite a lot with Commander. I have to refresh or restart it sometimes for the server i want to appear.

Shit yeah Sausage, that'll do. I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!

You pay, but just for you..........special price.

No heroes allowed though. We dont need another hero.

I am the Night Rider!! We have Thunderdome, surely the rest isnt far away?

I have seen Bear Grylls drink his own piss even though there was a creek right next to him.

If you watch chasing zombies closely you can evade them because they have to stop to hit out at you - at least it appears so to me. It is the animation of them stopping that allows you to outrun them all the time. I think that the Infected should be faster than you are and also that they attempt to grab you, tackle you or just plain jump on you rather than try and do their poor looking, flailing, striking attack. Imagine being chased by a zombie that catches up to you and jumps on your back to drag you down? It would make you treat every zombie as a threat that needed to be avoided or killed straight away.

I still think you should have called it: BattleEye Royale

(Waves finger) You were a very naughty boy! But as Jesus once said....."Stone him!" Or was that from Life of Brian??

Morphine also doesnt miraculously cure broken bones either, so what does it matter?

This is the best approach to take. A group stance will eventually wear this tool down to the point where he may just leave from humiliation. Hackers.............some people just need to get laid.

After i had just gotten my fully geared up character killed by hackers 10 seconds into spawning onto a low pop server i decided enough was enough. I would now just stick to the coast and meet people - if i died, so what? I logged into a private hive, found myself a hatchet and proceeded to run up and down the coast. I quickly found a Ghillie suit and a vehicle which just needed fuel and one wheel. After many hacking adventures with zombies (much more pleasurable than bullets) i found the required fuel and wheel and proceeded to fix the car up. In all this time i had yet to bump into any players at all. It was nearing the end of the night and i was looking for someplace to hide my car when i thought, stuff this i'm going to make some noobs day. I drove down to the coast again and soon found a trail of zombies chasing a hatchet carrying player running down the centre of the road. Had to be a noob. I drove over a few zombies and then did my best handbrake turn (without using a handbrake) right in front of the noob - it must have looked bad ass as i screamed "Get in!" He got in and shat himself as he'd never seen a Ghillie suit before. We drove off and further down the road i stopped and told the guy to get out. He must have thought his time was up. I exited, turned to him and said the car is yours. The guy must have been about 12 because he screamed in delight and thanked me no end. I disappeared into the forest and logged out. For most of my DayZ life i had shunned others like the plague but now i am going to try and seek out players, especially noobs, and show them that not everyone is a complete bastard. Unless you trespass in my Cherno apartment - then i'll shoot your face.

A wide river with a Golden Gate style bridge would be awesome. Place high end military tents in the centre with sandbags along the bridge and watch the carnage unfold.

Lets Demon duel?

I thought this thread wa going to be about different types of rain. Light drizzle with fog Showers Heavy rain Torrential downpour Noah's Flood Mk 2