Ivanuvo (DayZ)

I think this is a great idea. Let me just find a sniper rifle and I'll meet you on an open field.

Come back when you have more than 20 kills with a crossbow.

Men will tell stories around the campfire of your heroics for years to come, they will tell stories of the legendary Snort, who killed assholes.

I experienced not being able to connect this evening, while being able to connect just fine in the afternoon, but it might be a separate problem.

You seem to have a severe case of butt hurt, you should get that looked at.

How did you know they were bandits? You seem to have just killed some people minding their own business.

I thought he was going to tell us to raid his own camp. I am also disappointed.

We're appreciated for once. :D

I also noticed that coincidence, but it would've been even funnier if it was the same encounter.

Don't be silly, goats don't cross bridges, they simply fly across.

I'd like to thank all those survivors that stood still when I sniped them, and those that had their back turned to me when I emptied a clip into them.

If you stick to the two big cities the entire time you'll probably get bored pretty quickly since the real action happens at the airfields and the like.

All of my Pikmin just got flattened by a rolling worm. :c

Impressive, you managed to kill someone by spawning in behind him while he was distracted. You must be Chuck Norris.

To be honest, I'd get the contract, kill the target, and then kill you. If you have beans you're a valid target just like everybody else.

I love it when I find some guy that's truly loaded with stuff, but completely ignorant of my position. It's like finding money on the street.

If you stop playing simply because you died with nice stuff, you should probably stop playing this mod altogether, because you're going to die a LOT.

We need these. I'd totally pimp that bicycle till it shines.

You shouldn't really be counting points for non-existent factions, because us bandits would just as quickly shoot each other, and survivors aren't an organized faction either. Aside from the fact that there will be no such thing as a bandit skin soon.

There are a lot of different stories as to why people have the bandit skin. You're no better if you shoot anyone simply because they have a different skin. There is a HUGE difference between shooting a bandit because he's spotted you and he's hostile, and shooting a bandit simply because he's right there and your humanity doesn't drop when you shoot him. The moment you started shooting/robbing people even though they haven't wronged you in any way, you became just like us, except for the skin.

This is why bandits are being called socio-paths. But I like it. Kudos to you sir.

I don't want to be rehabilitated, I want your beans!

Wouldn't you just have more chance of getting some lead in the face?