Ivanuvo (DayZ)

Mostly I just laugh at my stupidity for getting killed, since getting killed is mostly your own fault.

This is why I run solo. Nothing to tie me down when my partner goes AFK, and nobody to screw up and get me killed.

That was a terrible story. Not only did it fail to build the story up, it was simply not interesting. I am disappointed, I'd prefer reading Twilight over this.

Be sure to stop and laugh when you know you're safe.

I agree that DCing needs to be fixed, it's very annoying when someone DCs while you're trying to kill them

No, I don't ALT+F4, although I suppose it is tempting. When someone fires at me, I accept it and try to return fire. Dying is a part of this game, and you can't avoid that. I also find it insulting that you should imply that because I'm a bandit I ALT+F4, plenty of survivors do it too.

To clarify, I'm not a bandit hunter, I'm a bandit. I wouldn't get myself in a situation where I'd be easily spotted killing someone.

All I see is things to put my hatchet in, because I like to get up close and personal.

Yes, but at the current situation it's simply not very easy to recognize bandits unless they're firing a gun at either you or some other poor sod.

Fair enough, but I think you'd be fairly limited in your bandit kills, and the people camping coastal cities with sniper rifles are poor excuses for bandits.

You don't know how many people saw you and silently left without alerting you.

Did you know 87% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

Except that you can't see who's a bandit until you kill them.

Yes, the first video you see on that channel really displays how you show those bandits a thing or two.

Obviously he saw your AK.

But pie isn't friendly, pie feels no pain, no regret, no sympathy. Pie is basically the ultimate killer.

Shoot the survivor, and wait for the bandit to loot the body and then shoot him.

It is I, God, here to punish those that deal death to the innocent.

You should've snuck up on him and suddenly screamed in voice chat to scare the shit out of him.

You don't have to stand there, you can also run or call him names.

Seems legit.

Great, now instead of tea-bagging me they'll simply eat me.

If you get spotted by zombies, you're obviously doing something wrong. Just crawl everywhere. I can go through every town between Elektro and the NW Airfield without firing a single shot or aggroing a single zombie. If you're not patient enough to prone everywhere, this game might not be for you.

I find this highly discriminative, since you can't judge an entire people from ONE guy. I'm sure there are Polish bandits too.

People that kill simply for the thrill and not for the loot aren't bandits.