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Ivanuvo (DayZ)

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Everything posted by Ivanuvo (DayZ)

  1. I can feed you some bullets, but you'll need a strong stomach.
  2. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    Raging clusterfuck

    Running up to someone and planting an axe in their skull is a decent tactic.
  3. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    Trolled by a seemingly unarmed guy

    It's karma for shooting unarmed players.
  4. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    US 172 - Barehanded Massacre

    When I saw the title I thought you stared them down until they starved, since there's no barehanded attack.
  5. About 30 meters. I like to get up close and personal.
  6. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    Cigarettes!

    We should add lung cancer as well.
  7. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    200k players in the last 24 hours!

    And EVERYTHING.
  8. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    Hunger and Thirst not realistic?!?!?!

    If you mean me with the above, I know how not eating can affect you. I'm underweight for my height, so if I skip lunch, my hands will start shaking. I can't imagine how I'd be after two days.
  9. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    200k players in the last 24 hours!

    We can all proudly say that we've been murdered by rocks and doors.
  10. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    200k players in the last 24 hours!

    I don't see how this is a suggestion.
  11. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    Hunger and Thirst not realistic?!?!?!

    If you live in the diet that you live in on DayZ, while running constantly, you won't last 2 days, because you need to maintain a level of fitness to aim your rifle, which is hard when your hands are shaking due to hunger.
  12. Rifle would be in a different slot than the hatchet anyway, so that's probably not related.
  13. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    good tent locations?

    At least I'm being honest.
  14. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    good tent locations?

    How did you know they were bandit tents?
  15. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    DayZ FOR XBOX 360!!

    What the fuck does cannibalism add to the game? How are we any better than the zombies, if we eat each other?
  16. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    good tent locations?

    I'll guard them for you, if you want. I require payment in the form of everything you have.
  17. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    So I stole a bike and then science

    Now I'm just jealous that I still haven't found a bike.
  18. At least this suggestion doesn't put every bandit in an acid trip with hallucinations.
  19. How long you can survive without food depends a lot on your body weight. Me being fairly skinny, if I skip a few meals my hands start shaking. If you're living on a diet of cold beans and soda, you probably won't have a lot of extra body fat, and you'll have to eat a lot more than if you live on a healthy regular diet.
  20. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    Raging clusterfuck

  21. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    right from wrong banditry

    Aside from the fact that there is no "right" banditry, this is the definition of bandit: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bandit Nowhere does it say anything about killing for fun.
  22. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    Raging clusterfuck

    Can you give an explanation that isn't based off mythology?
  23. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    PVP me

    The "1v1 me" things were the best thing ever, because most of the time when you accepted they suddenly had to go.
  24. WarZ is a surefire way to provoke a shitstorm.
  25. Yes. Yes it is. Everything is loot. Just because it's not $UP3RL33T doesn't mean it's not loot.
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