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Ivanuvo (DayZ)

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  1. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    Oh DayZ

    Especially doors. Doors are dangerous.
  2. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    If you were an in game item what would you be?

    I'd be barbed wire: Just there to annoy people.
  3. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    So what am I ? a bandit question

    A bandit would imply you killed them for the gear, you're just an opportunist.
  4. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    Hero Nation - Good or bad idea?

    These ideas mostly don't last very long. Safezones become walking buffets for snipers and bandits don't always have the bandit skin.
  5. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    Long term survival advice

    I have actually survived 50 days playing solo, and actively. Get basic supplies and weapons, if you want to raid places like the airfields be very careful about it. But like most others said, spend a lot of time in the woods. Oh and don't think having another player will help you. Those 50 days ended on the first day I started playing with a friend.
  6. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    How to Become a Bandit

    Not all bandits camp on rooftops and hills.
  7. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    Nerf doors.

    To honest, I hope they leave the deadly doors in the standalone. That shit is hilarious.
  8. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    You know?

    Don't get shot.
  9. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    You know?

    You do realize there's a difference between gangsters and bandits, right?
  10. I don't know about you, but I've managed to break something while falling from about a meter and a half in real life. It all depends on how you fall.
  11. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    FN or M107, What do you guys prefer?

    Clearly the axe is far superior to any of the weapons mentioned.
  12. Why are you even on the bandit forum if you don't agree with banditry?
  13. I agree, I miss the times when we got the full bandit skin. Wearing a shemagh on top of the survivor clothing just looks silly.
  14. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    learned the hard way

    You don't honestly believe that this game would be as fun without PvP, right? You can go around holding hands and shooting zombies all you want, but they're no challenge. Once you get a good gun they're easy. It'll get boring. You came to this game knowing there would be bandits and PvP. Don't complain about it now.
  15. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    learned the hard way

    We're just making the game more interesting.
  16. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    Cannibalism

    I think we're worse than zombies if we eat other humans. Why are zombies monsters? Because they eat humans, right? So consider that they don't think it through, they're driven by a primal urge. Can't really blame them, right? So how are you any better than them if your thought process tells you it's fine to eat other human beings.
  17. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    unarmed massacre

    Surely if they had melee weapons they weren't unarmed?
  18. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    I am a horrible person.

    Don't feel bad, melee weapons are dangerous and you should shoot anyone that has one, because they could be planning to bash your head in.
  19. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    Help settle an Argument

    I don't get why people post stuff like this on the bandit forum. We're here to discuss murder. Don't expect otherwise.
  20. Do you accept 5 Zimbabwean dollars?
  21. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    pissed off admin

    No, you shouldn't, because server hopping is lowly and only cowards do it.
  22. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    Getting tired of this,

    I'd shoot anyone with a hatchet. Hatchets are dangerous in the right hands.
  23. Ivanuvo (DayZ)

    Killing Newbs!

    Will you buy them a drink first?
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