I fucking wish, you think I'd be making up action hero names to explain why I'm running round jibbing people with a tiny knife if I had an AK.. Just found an mp5 however, shit gon get serial.

Just found a white balaclava and a steak knife and instantly became The Jibber. Managed to kill a bandit and 8 zombies before losing my battle with starvation. You couldn't write this stuff, but you can type it.

Buy GTX 980 Install it Open DayZ Tweek settings, masturbate at how good it looks Start on populated "high loot" server Find 50 camping stoves/accessories Find peaches Dying of dehydration Dead Close game Contemplate life Been a while since I played, I must have forgotten how great this game is. New zombies make it more interesting, don't bleed off one hit anymore but seems to take forever to beat one to death with a broom. Also walked through some water, which was probably just enough to pass the sole level of my shoes and wet my socks a tad and my whole body was completely soaked. How I've missed this game. Heading in the right direction though, looking forward to seeing further developments. Stay safe, and dry compadres.

I'd be intrigue to know who was using it first ;)

When you see a bicycle on the roadside and think 'jackpot'.

Lol I used this avatar straight away. And believe me, I preach to people about why this game is good for the gaming industry. Due to the fact it's difficult. I wasn't looking to make anything easier, I love the game for what it is. Just got tired of losing everything because of a little sh*t who was good with scripting.

Global banned unfortunately. I ran the risk. I paid the price.

Brethern, I stand before you a disappointed man. Disappointed in actions that I took which have now led me down the path of DayZ expulsion. I dun goofed. Not many of you will know me. Not many of you will care. But I wish to share my tale with the world regardless. In the hope that another lifelong gamer such as myself who is getting tired of the haxxors may read my tale and not follow suit. I love DayZ. I think it's seriously one of the best games I've ever played. In recent times finding a good server with low ping has been rather tasking so I stuck it out on my favourite server. Sure, being teleported into the middle of nowhere with a 15 hour run back was a mild inconvenience, having to log off when a hacker comes on and starts porting everyone; an annoyance and being turned into a bird or a rabbit was, albeit amusing, frustrating. However, every man has his limit. One day I meet a man. We talk. We friendly. We snipe in Cherno. We get ported by a hacker and killed, losing all our gear in the process. Then he tells me he is a hacker. But only uses the hack for such occasions, when his gear is taken from him unfairly. Long paragraph short... I get the haxx. I use haxx to help people... give them a car... a weapon. Never to gain advantage over an enemy. Never to give myself gear. Just as a failsafe. And then comes the w*nker. The w*nker starts to spawn tanks. CHase people down at 40000000 MPH. Causes people to disconnect. Surely causing enough of a stir to make the admin check the logs. And banned. I am ashame. I am disappoint. I am sorry. I know I should never have dipped my fingers into this pie and will now have to wait until the SA in order to play my favourite game. Don't do it bretheren. Put up with the haxxors. Never join them.

Another fucking cry baby. WarZ is that way ----------------------------> Have fun.

Are you using DayZ commander? I heard about Fallujah just now, updated and in game within 2 minutes. Loads faster than anything I've witnessed so far. Get Commander, make sure everything is updated and installed correctly and you should be good to go.

Cheers. Would love to see him get IP banned. Exactly the type of shit gamer that makes me want to take up knitting or some shit.

And here is the thread he made when he was banned last time: http://dayzmod.com/f...ed/#entry806529 Claiming it was another person that spawned the crate in. And the other one he made crying about it: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/88503-am-i-banned-for-forever/#entry832976

This guy started playing on the same server as me a while ago. Teamed up with him a few times, until he killed me and then I was hell bent on my revenge. Unfortunately, before I got it he was global banned by battle eye for hacking. Speaking to him on the mic he admitted spawning in a crate full of stuff and said that he just bought the game again to get around it. So tonight he joins the server again and I get my shot at revenge. I put a full clip into his skull from 5 yards away with an L85, even reloaded and proceeded to pump a couple more for good luck. Check pulse: pulse is strong. Body disappears. He Alt-F4'd for the second time within 30 minutes. Absolute pussy. He then leaves the server and teamspeak only to rejoin ts 2 minutes later (when he's joined another server) and falls straight into the trap... Name of bypass has been covered for obvious reasons.

And the QQ threads are back up. Can tell somebody got no pie last night. Brb being a hero.

In my early DayZ I found a crashed helicopter. The owner was most definitely a hacker, he had the best equipment one could hope to find on a rotting corpse. Got a ghillie, coyote backpack, 3 satchel charges, DMR, M4A1 CCO and all the tool belt items. Plus the necessities. Guilt got the better of me eventually and I started again, but I have great fun feeling like a baws for a week.