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  1. Noose (DayZ)

    Hackers can turn into dogs now???

    Noose (DayZ) replied to intelligenttrees's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Get this fuckin dog a leash. Unbelievable! >:(
  2. Noose (DayZ)
    I'm pretty happy they left fisting out of the game, boy would that make me sad.
  3. Noose (DayZ)

    Do a lot of girls play dayz?

    Noose (DayZ) replied to mik344's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I lol'd. But seriously OP, are you really this desperate?
  4. Noose (DayZ)
    I read this as "Found a box, took what we wanted and blew it up, conscience questions this move so someone tell me it's okay"
  5. Noose (DayZ)

    Nerf the zombies...

    Noose (DayZ) replied to random_stuff's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Decent troll...lacks creativity. hmmm 4/10.
  6. Noose (DayZ)

    Surviving. Really?

    Noose (DayZ) replied to z4ndman's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Usually I'm pretty good at reading walls of text. This one made my mind wander so far away it has yet to return. tl;ttr?
  7. Noose (DayZ)
    I'd like to see threads about dying to zombies deleted. Cuz i mean really? ....really?
  8. Noose (DayZ)

    "Balancing" Survivors and Bandits

    Noose (DayZ) replied to grasmann's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    This thread is awful.
  9. Noose (DayZ)

    Hacker 0 - Player 2

    Noose (DayZ) replied to Biz (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Let me guess...you had a stroke and that's what killed you. Bout as likely as the rest of your story.
  10. Noose (DayZ)
    Show me a video of a guy getting shot by a 50 cal and not being completely fucked and I will condone the removal of 1 shot kills.
  11. Noose (DayZ)
    Very much appreciate the tl;dr warning. tl;dr
  12. Noose (DayZ)

    So its finally happened to me!

    Noose (DayZ) replied to mikemyers (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I'm pretty sure you didn't get killed by hackers. I'm betting you're just completely oblivious to your surroundings, and because of this you don't see people, so you call them hackers.
  13. Noose (DayZ)

    Most entertaining player names in DayZ

    Noose (DayZ) replied to Bernd (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    .....Am I the only one not laughing?
  14. Noose (DayZ)

    Arma 3 engine does not support windows xp

    Noose (DayZ) replied to badger05's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    This must be so witty it went right over my head. Could you please elaborate?
  15. Noose (DayZ)

    finally done with this game (at least for some weaks)

    Noose (DayZ) replied to CommanderBoiled's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Hey, I didn't read any of this thread. Just wanted to point out that it's spelled weeks. I know it's not necessary to point out, but I'm trying to level up my forum char...you understand, right?
  16. Noose (DayZ)

    Arma 3 engine does not support windows xp

    Noose (DayZ) replied to badger05's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Hey buddy, that's not a fact.
  17. Noose (DayZ)
    He means this thread is bad. And you should feel bad.
  18. Noose (DayZ)
    Yer shits broken.
  19. Noose (DayZ)

    Dude... what the hell?

    Noose (DayZ) replied to edgaroviz's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    No hackers can't do that. Boy, sounds like bad luck to me. The only thing hackers can do is spawn coke/bean cans. Edit: AND I HATE THEM FOR IT.
  20. Noose (DayZ)

    Cheating out of control

    Noose (DayZ) replied to fraktal's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Oh it's not? Damn. Are you lost? Want me to show you the door? I guess what I'm really wondering is............ Why are you here?
  21. Noose (DayZ)

    Play 1 x 0 Hacker

    Noose (DayZ) replied to Play (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Or more likely, didn't happen.
  22. Noose (DayZ)
    I'll admit I didn't read it all but here's probably what it said. I downloaded the latest patch but didn't bother reading the forums. I got global banned then checked the forums, I may or may not have contacted BE, but I probably didn't. I am not aware this mod is in it's alpha phase, because I'm stunned by the amount of bugs. I hate searching in google, so I didn't know there was a fix for graphical glitches. I like to hear myself talk. How'd I do?
  23. Noose (DayZ)

    backpack

    Noose (DayZ) replied to draite's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I believe you're doing it wrong.
  24. Noose (DayZ)

    DayZ - Just another Generic FPS

    Noose (DayZ) replied to Rolan's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Awww, did someone say "friendly" and get shot? I'm sorry bro.
  25. Noose (DayZ)

    My Idiot friends (Banned)

    Noose (DayZ) replied to NexusIV's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I've seen this somewhere before...you don't actually have friends, do you! Almost had me going there...
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