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Noose (DayZ)
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Everything posted by Noose (DayZ)
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crab rangoons
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I have breaking news...there are fixes to the graphical issues. So now what do we do?
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Possible (temporally) solution to deal with ALT_F4 cheaters
Noose (DayZ) replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Unnecessarily assholey of you to say. I bet you have lots of friends. -
Brilliant. What the F*ck do I do now?
Noose (DayZ) replied to jaggardos's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Hey, Did you guys know if you jump from a high location but land on an object you won't die...but you'll still break your legs? You're welcome OP. -
What about girls? I bet there are tons of girls in this thread also. It's a statistical probability, I checked.
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Umm that's actually my point for why the mod is so great. After you've put a week into a profile and you have a bunch of good gear...and bullets start zipping by your head...The adrenaline rush is amazing, and I have very rarely had that on a regular basis in a video game.
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Wait a minute, are we being trolled?
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al;dgjkkl;ajdflkj RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WHY DO YOU FUCKING SHOOT ME?!?!?!?!
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It's been a while since I could feel the anger pouring out of another person's text. You are so mad right now.
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I hope that you're so unhappy with rocket and the devs that you will not buy this game. Pack your shit and gtfo.
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Brilliant. What the F*ck do I do now?
Noose (DayZ) replied to jaggardos's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Maybe you're high enough in the air to pull a chute. I'd use your ammo first. -
Servers randomly teleporting people?
Noose (DayZ) replied to thezoq2's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Well you should have written "I have absolutely no idea but my best (horribly inaccurate) guess is" -
No I don't know if it's a trap, it sounds like a trap. It may not be a trap. Let me know if it winds up being a trap. :thumbsup:
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Servers randomly teleporting people?
Noose (DayZ) replied to thezoq2's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You stop responding to people, you do not have any idea what 900km is. -
Agreed pickups are boss, should put a camo vehicle cover into the game. Wow that white sticks out.
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Dayz dream land..too much
Noose (DayZ) replied to Helpless Girl's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Don't worry about your wife bro, she's being cared for. -
[TRADE] mk 48 mod 9, camo clothing, pipebombs
Noose (DayZ) replied to OwnexD's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
*Cough* where is this trade taking place? Server? -
Lookin for a fresh start and a new team
Noose (DayZ) replied to itsalive427's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
OMG I think I've seen players in game also. Small world! :emptycan: -
What is the point of a guille suit if you have an as50 on you?
Noose (DayZ) replied to Rick the Survivor's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This is trollie. Why would you wear something a sniper wears while you have your sniper rifle out? Hmmm.... -
It's a trap!
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Question about the items of Hackers
Noose (DayZ) replied to Mr_Clean187's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yes, just think about it this way. You get killed by a person...your murderer walks up and loots your body, this person is the admin of a server and finds you with a couple hacked items. What do you suppose he's going to do? -
I found satchel charges in the tents @ stary before. Edit: Oh and tell the girl in that avatar she can have my frank also.
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new player.....what just happent
Noose (DayZ) replied to screamindonkey's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
thaks for let us no :? -
new player.....what just happent
Noose (DayZ) replied to screamindonkey's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
mabs he juts dont car -
Pink was a bad idea.
