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  1. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk

    Flush help

    [email protected] replied to Bairhanz's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting

    Yeah flushing and every other video option 'change the setting to this/change it to that' suggestion has done absolutely sweet fa for my graphic glitch issue with this present patch.
  2. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    "You've got everything to live for!" lmfao...yeah right! "People live in wheelchairs...You don't see them rolling themselves off bridges...unless, of course, they're steep bridges..." CLASSIC! I approve of this samaritan's conduct :beans:
  3. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Haha, that guy needs to go on a crash course in Manning Up.
  4. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    See me? I'll eat anything...worms...snakes...spiders...mmmmm....have that baby sent up to my hotel suite. I've hard a hard day cravassing like a mofo.
  5. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Didn't Rocket say, in that Machinima interview recently, that although he had looked at the arma 3 engine he would not be using it for any future standalone as he wouldn't be able to do exactly what he wanted to with DayZ ?
  6. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    "Whoa, calm down there, bubba..." Sorry, j/k I've always wanted to say that! But this^^^ This is the truth right there. Beans, sir and a multitude of such at that :beans:
  7. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Is that the hacker talking at around 26 seconds 'cos that totally sounds like Sketty who's had an appearance in one of Chris Redfield's videos. Sketty: "I've got a car". Chris: "Did you steal a car?" Sketty; "No. Car Shop". Poof! mint condition VW Golf type car appears next to him.
  8. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    No, it just means you're an evil SOB hahahaha ...oh, god what have I said? erm...right...I'll just be...don't you think it's turning a bit chilly? definitely a nip in the air...see, it's my chest...I'll just be...look if anyone wants me I'll be in my hotel room....OH LOOK A THREE HEADED WOMBAT CALLED DAVE!
  9. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    5?!? somebody wants you dead, son! You, sir...well, there's no real nice way of saying this, so... YOU'RE A WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!!!
  10. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Yeah, You should definitely do that in a future video :D
  11. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    The curse of doom is certainly upon anyone who takes up of the tasty beverage whose name I shall not let fall from my lips, for even its name is a vile curse... btw nice find. I had one for a short while, learnt of its dark secrets and gave it to my friend E Dub 419. Hahahaha he never knew of his doom until now!
  12. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    I like his voice-over. It imbibes the perfect amount of gravitas required for a video of this magnitude.
  13. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Hmm its a shame they can't implement a mechanic and animation for simulating a 'mad minute' with the Lee - now that I would like to see.
  14. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Great upload. I approve of your conduct :beans:
  15. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Well, how very rude! I most certainly do not approve of his conduct, the big girl's blouse!
  16. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!! good stuff there, Chris.
  17. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Awww pure man-love in the midst of a zombie apocalypse hahaha but..."the black guy always get's raped first"?!? what kind of movies are you watching? O_O
  18. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Yeah I wouldn't call this a hack, its more of a mod but as to how kosher it is I dunno. I agree it still manipulation of game files so it would be nice to know where the DayZ developers stand on this. The only time I think, if using these skins, where you'd get an advantage over another player would be if they laughed a bit too long after they've seen Ronald McDonald charging them with a hatchet.
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