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  1. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Just click over them and delete whatever's written. You can do that for other people's notes too. I generally cause shenanigans by putting a whole bunch of stupid notes on the map once I'm in a server. I'm sure many others do too.
  2. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    That's the ticket! Getting used to Arma 2's clunky interface is a must. Use the bootcamp and single player Arma 2 campaign to learn the controls, button's and other bits and bobs.
  3. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Ain't got time for brand loyalty in a zombie apocalypse, but they need to put a diet option ingame, other than plain water, for fatties and diabetics...
  4. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Check this for weapon comparison: http://dayzdb.com/database/weapon-comparison There's no real way of indicating to other players you are totally friendly. You just gotta hope and pray the person you are talking to is honest too...it's rare though. Just know whatever notes you put on the map everybody else can see too...be careful. You can remove them too.
  5. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk

    FED UP WITH CHEATERS

    [email protected] replied to BillyBones (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting

    Can someone please check to see if there are any monkey's flying out of my arse...
  6. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    It has become a struggle, definitely. I started playing a lot more of that...other map. Seemingly less wankers, and I've yet to come across a scripter on those servers. And, most importantly of all, I'm having a laugh again.
  7. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Excellent Server there, Byrgesen! even though it was darker than dark at the time me and my buddy came on we had a blast. I'll definitely be returning to your server for my Lingor kicks. :thumbsup: :beans: :thumbsup:
  8. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    wtf is this cack? if I want to watch Argentinian football I'll do so on my own time! good day, sir!
  9. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Personally I wouldn't like to see any more AK variants, or M4/M16's either. They are boring and done to death. I'd like to see some more older WW2 era weapons available. I'd love see M1 Garand's (Ker-CHING!), Lee Enfield No.5 MK1 Jungle Carbine's (perfect for Lingor), Mosin Nagant's, MP44's and perhaps a few more SMG's knocking about the game. I don't know why but Chernarus's vibe, for me, is more old school weapons than high tech Special Forces modern warfare type guns. Need more melee style weapon's too before more guns (Petrol driven chainsaw's anyone?).
  10. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Appropriate music. For your next vid consider doing something with 'I Want To Take You To A Gay Bar' by Electric Six.
  11. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Yeah and all the guys should get blue balls and suffer wet dreams if they don't touch themselves every 3 seconds in game! Put viagra in the game too, I want to run around with a visible erection jutting from my strides! This too. Playing a female should give you the ability to go into berserker god mod once a month - nothing, but nothing will stand in the way of your homicidal fury.
  12. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    My God, that was just awful! Go and watch old 1970's sitcoms like It Ain't Half Hot Mum or Spike Milligan's Pakistani Darleks to improve your atrocious stereotype!
  13. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk

    Favorite DayZ youtubers

    [email protected] replied to bad_mojo (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Gallery

    Sacriel and Oshi7 for high octane thrills. Acebane1 for his informative vids. Snortercle for giggles.
  14. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk

    cheeky git !

    [email protected] replied to dgeesio's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery

    Hahaha...piss up and brewery instantly spring to mind watching you guys in this vid!
  15. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Should probably mention NEVER swap the gun in your hand for the gun in the bag. Only swap the gun in your bag for the gun in your hand. Because your bag will eat it ...NOMNOMNOM!
  16. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    1. You can find backpacks in a lot of places but mostly in houses, apartments, churches, castles and supermarkets. 2. No, it's not normal, but it's happens. Get used to 'shit' just happening for no reason whatsoever.
  17. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    This 'fix' has not worked for me. I still get stiffed by loading screens on servers with supposedly the same patches/versions as my own.
  18. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Well done, sir!
  19. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk

    Hitler finds an M107

    [email protected] replied to 97ADU Doug's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery

    That scene, that has been parodied so many times, is from Downfall. It's a very good film. Never mind Adolf, I'm in the same boat as you.
  20. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Hahaha, yes, beans for you balls...that would have been embarrassing for me too! Damn those bush lurking little cheeky monkey's!
  21. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Possibly a location problem/glitch/error? When I thought about some more two of those disappearing cows were on a ploughed field, the kind you can generate a lot of noise on by running over it. Also I remember the first cow that vanished on me, a zombie had just spawned in next to it before the cow itself despawned. Since then I've killed a goat and another sheep without any disappearing tricks. Both on open grassland/fields.
  22. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Hmm, I honestly am stumped. I'm not a mad tech wiz when it come's to resolving error's. I just know that particular error is somehow connected to admin privilege's. I looked around and the closest I could come to with that sort of error is that it could be something to do with your .NET. I'll link the forum/post so you can have a look for yourself; http://kb.flexerasof...ernalID=Q112469 I run with Vista myself so maybe someone with Win7 could shed some more light on this. It's also possible you got a bum download. Have you tried re-downloading the DayZ Commander again?
  23. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    OK, no worries. No animals were hurt in the production of this thread so jerk away!
  24. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Hahaha, DayZ as published by Mills & Boon.
  25. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk
    Sorry, the Cockney in me get's the better of my vocabulary. Yeah, they're legit and good to go.
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