LawsOfFire

i like the UAZ. it is a moving tent and fair offroad speed. really good for lone-wolf and small teams (although it can hold 7 people. so it can be used as team transport)

i have been playing Dayz as a survivor for quite a while. been helping a few people and killing some others. because of that my humanity is at about 2500. now i realize that i never really cared about the hero/bandit. so i decided i have to choose one. so i want to know the pros and cons of both of them. maybe even a guide of how you play as a hero (bandit is way to obvious for a guide)

i was almost buying a UAZ the other day. would you be jealous then?

and then we all have to buy it again when standalone is ready. Bohemia is making money here

its funny how girls dont get SOS´ed. my girlfriend plays dayZ too and she is like "i dont know what you are talking about. the number of bandits is not that high" when we play together sometimes its only me that get shot. worst thing is when half-through-puberty-boys tries to impress her with there sniping skills. but her FAL usually make them quiet

you know you have played to much dayz when you get eat way more beanz than you normaly would (i actually do this. Heinz beans taste good) or when you get really excited when you actually see a UAZ (almost bought one some weeks ago)

i guess they imitated a low-pop server. thats also where legit players actually dare to start the chopper

i have killed 42 zombies ,37 skeletons ,24 witches, 13 ninjas, and 1 vampire. oh you meant in dayz. i used as MK48 i found on a corpse to clean up cherno. RATATATATATATATATAT

i found a Dew. died by a hacker 10 minutes later

so i found a Dew today. i just view it as a ordinary drink but i have heard that some people will actually trade it for something. if you want it. come with a offer EDIT: HACKER KILLED ME: NO LONGER AVAILABLE :(

i remember my first ATV. did not know how shitty they can be sometimes. used 3 hours to fix it. lost it in 10 minutes. but i was not mad or anything. because in those 10 min i manage to kill a group of 5 people by taking aggro for every zombie in cherno and get them on these guys. should have heard those screams. then i hit a rock and. fly 600 meters into the air. and turn into a meteor...

funniest way i have been accused of being a hacker. i was walking in the forests near cherno. only weapon i got was a CZ550. so i spot a team of 3 wookies down near a road. everyone had AS50s and L85s. so i go prone and shot at them since they have been killing me before when i had a FAL and a working UAZ. first shot hit one of them in the head. they all draw there L85s out and begin to scan. then they start shooting at the OPPOSITE way. they properly saw something there and when i kill them. they said i turned myself into an animal for hiding

+ find a low pop server so you dont get shot while doing it

my quest for being a hero turned the exact opposite way. shooting snipers more than i could help meens that i wrapped a towel over my head in shame :( . but i will probably still keep my self as a bandit now.

do you get more humanity by killing you ;)

my quest for being a hero took a interesting turn. i ended up killing a sniper before i could help anyone. so im still at 2500 humanity...

21 december. because that mean that my real world will end. and the age of no-life start

if you see a dew. either bring it to "NO I DONT WANT TO MENTION THAT PLACE" and place it on the top of the tower (helicopter and pro-skills needed) or just drink it as fast as you can

ehm double post? yeah i quess it still counts when you talk about food. its just normal that one guy mention something on-topic with some off-topic things in it. then all discuss the off-topic

i love how topics are easily turning into random things in this forum...

what i heard is that bandits get -10% speed and heroes should have a bulletproof west that makes smaller firearms not hurt that much

so i decided to be a hero. so as soon as i come back to a "real" computer. i will drop my FAL in a tent and grab a cheap rifle. then head for Cherno

so i quess i should drop all my good gear in a tent. go to cherno. fill my backpack with meds. join a high pop server and randomly helping people? but what do i get out of being a hero?

since i started playing DayZ i eat way more beanz than i used to. hope bohemia makes a contract with heinz so they keep it in the game

i think its up to the server owner. i would guess regular servers usually have it off. so find a low-pop reg server and try to swim. if the gear falls of. pick it up and try a new server