PhantomHunta

The ability to lasso the moon and use it as a flail on the entirety of Chernarus.

I'm sorry... I seem to have missed the part where I came off as someone who is mentally impaired, as I gave my OPINION (Jesus fucking Christ, when will people learn about subjectivity?) on a certain aspect of the game which as of yet isn't even implemented and will not be for the imminent future. So sit the fuck down and get prepared for a damn educational read. To further back up my (Here's this word again which 75% of people can't understand) OPINION, I will give reasoning. My THOUGHTS about having a disconnected from the hive single player experience are because if it wasn't, it stops nobody from obtaining all of the best equipment they can, coming in to a multiplayer server and senselessly fucking shit up. This doesn't even include my suspicion that items could be obtained via cheating, or even admin abusing for that matter; so much easier if it was only you on your own server. My second SUGGESTION, that more content (Stuff to do, loot to get, activities to complete.) should be added before a single player experience is even in production, is because the way I see it, 50% of the game is driven by player interaction. Without the constant threat/possibility of '1337FAGGOTPWNER' spawning in behind me with an AS50 I could walk around like I just don't give a shit. And let's face it; If you were on your own and don't talk to anyone, scavenge for food/water in a nearby town and only have infected to keep you company, it would get immensely boring and easy, fast. Ergo, it would take away 50% of the game's experience, again this is my OPINION. There you have it, my OPINIONS, with reason and logic backing it up. Keep in mind that this is the DAYZ SUGGESTIONS section, not WHATEVER I FUCKING SAY IS CAST IN STONE section. So next time you decide to become pretentious and fucking rude to someone for expressing opinion, think about it. You'll also take note that I underlined and capitalized a number of words relating to subjectivity, this is to help you identify them and hopefully look for them in future incidents.

If there was SP in my opinion it should be disconnected from the hive, so you have SP and MP characters seperate. I think some more content needs to be added before SP comes too.

Let's get this idea snowballing then; I'd like to see an increase in visual queues as your humanity goes up/down, the less humanity you have, indicates what type of shirt/pants your character would be wearing, this could also guage how much of an asshole or nice person they are.

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Find me Manhunter; find me.

If I could give you a billion beans, I would. Also dannykeat; who forced you to take the items? It's as easy as saying no, even now you could simply drop them or give them to someone.

Seems like a nice enough guy reguardless, I don't think his credibility on the game shows whether he is a sad piece of shit or not.

I'd love to see a police car in the game, I know hackers can get them but to get one legit would be amazing.

Hacker no doubt, at least if a hacker kills me he might have some fun watching the life drain from me while I groan in agony over mic, why not have fun with it? Bugs are depressing and frustrating; the ones that kill you anyway, sure there are bugs that can be funny as hell, but I'd rather join in and make a joke of my death than having to wait for a friend to bring a vehicle to me while half of my torso is wedged into the ground.

Lmfao, this made my morning However, I do think that there should be some way to bring your buddies back after the fight has died down; if a defib mechanic was added it would need to be much more effective and sparse than the Epi-Pen, working a few minutes after death; but not working at all if the player has already respawned, or the body has been hidden I suppose, that being said i think the Epi-Pen should get a bit of juicing too. Maybe still working seconds after death or something like that. To counter this; shots to the head/heart should still kill you dead, which would make the Defib/Epi useless against someone who takes the extra minute to shoot effectively.

Your vehicle location and type (ON THAT SERVER ONLY; THIS ALSO APPLIES TO TENTS) fly over to the server where all of the information is stored, and will remain there unti-.......... "No message recieved..." And we're back, now here's where the fun begins, the server decides whether it wants to be nice and give your vehicle back with all of your previously stored items in it! OR the server might decide you no longer deserve the items which you put in there, it may also decide that your TT650 would look better with a completely broken hull (Which is always fun), or my favorite one, when the server decides that it will cast your UAZ into the firey pits of oblivion and bring fourth a Bus with no items and a quater tank of fuel! Roll that dice; son!

Bob Mcstinkleshits: "I'll trade your M4A1 CCO for an AS50 shot to your dome" I have no doubt in a post apocalyptic situation, people would actually do this. However, Mt. Dew seems to bear some worth, and seems to be an item most people will stash upon discovery; it may be the next economy kickstarter!

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Samezies, must be a conspiracy!

A brand new video! Yaaaay. Compilation of recent shennanigans on the coast of Chernarus. I apologize for the looping audio, it is caused by fraps recording both DayZ and Skype. Gimmie dat feedback! Thanks for watching http://youtu.be/dqX2NXTaN5I

Nah, I don't do it with the intention of trolling, just for the lulz. If I was trolling I would kill everyone without speaking to them, but we let people go when they're nice and don't swear and carry on

How odd, you know I almost expected there to be a magical elixer... 19 without pubics. awwwjesus

Lolderp, thanks for that :D Teach me the way to gaining pubics

First off, I dunno about "make you have bigger erections", but it sure does help me keep nice n' strong for those long periods. My reasoning is that I'm always happy to question a seemingly pretentious individual such as yourself. How does it not involve me? It involves anyone who takes the time to read and attain opinion. This is the "DayZ discussion board" after all... right?

Member since the 10th of may, yet only decides to post in the last 3 days? Funny

Huzzah! Another moderately funny addition from a no-name youtuber! http://youtu.be/Lht0r6noAsE

It's very uplifting to know someone outside the friendship group enjoyed it, thanks for taking the time to let me know :)

So I was with my friend yesterday, the server was NZ 06 (If I recall correctly) and the moon was slowly beginning to rise above the mountain horizon, the temperature was cool and the stars were beginning to shine, then suddenly: 1: I recieved a message on my screen "Would you know my name if i saw you in heaven" 2: I noticed my character had stopped moving forward, but instead was being lifted up into the sky, by a bear trap, yes, that's correct. A bear trap. 3: I then decided "Fuck this" and went to click Abort from the menu, however this was greyed out, so instead I hit my Alt+f4 keys. 4: Another message had appeared on my screen, stating "Hah, didn't think it would be that easy did you? I remapped Alt+f4 to suicide" (Since this happened yesterday evening my memory may be a little rusty about what the message said, but It was extremely similar to this.) 5: I then proceeded to die. Aborted the server, switched servers and found myself null of all gear and in the Otmel spawn. This happened to every single person on the server. Aside from the scripter I guess, but I have no clue who it was. Good times, I'm not crying about it, but the scripting/hacking situation seems to be... escalating... (get it?)