Gobbokirk

At least he ruined the beans!

But but we can't be mean all the time :P I admit your version was funny though :D

Famous last words :P

You have been trolled. Or trying to troll :)

This has kinda puzzled me as well. Or at least increased odds of 1 spawning in same room as the pistol. Would make most sense, and probably easier programing, to just add an empty or a random number of bullets in it though.

Take it as a compliment, always worked for me :)

You forgot: The Cry Baby: 1. Plays DayZ 2. Finds something he don't like. 3. Comes to forum to cry about and gets angry when everyone points to the search box.

There is a tech forum here.... Maybe try that first. Looking at your topic phrasing this thread is just begging for flames and eventual lock. As you say it could be a game issue, it could be your computer. Either way raging about a very useful 5 min timer won't really fix anything.

If they attack me, and aim like a 90 year old with Parkinsons, there is good odds of some trash talk to their corpse. Other than that not much point. Running up and screaming some crap to a dead freshspawn isn't really worth the effort and just makes you come off like a retard.

Hmmm I belive I've seen a few QQ threads about being killed here. But as others suggested dropping it off outside the building is a quick and fairly good way to hide stuff.

They are right behind you!!!! RUN!!!!! On a serious note... Try looking at one of the 12978634467368 topics about it. Then start your own gameing company so you can set the priorities yourself :P

Alpha with a gun.

Bye bye thread, cya in the graveyard.

DayZ carma gods got you, you dirty camper :P And if you where by the coast, shouldn't your gear still be there if you ran back? Sure some of it might be ruined but surely not all.

Tried changing around inverted Y-axis/sensitivity etc.= I am sure you'll do oki but it's all a matter of habbit. Just like some prefer PS to Xbox controllers. For the record I can't aim at all on a controller but I do use em for FIFA/Madden and non fps games.

I like his vids. Nice to see someone that is actually fresh and still learning. At least he's slowly improving, even using 1st person to shoot now :)

Noob thread.....

Right after you grow up sweetie. Now go chase that ball rolling down the driveway.

Speak for yourself sweetie.

I think I saw a vid from one of the mods of the mod, where they had a guy sitting on the back. And yeah it would be great if they made it work that way.

Hopefully they will look into this when the new melee attack animations/angles, whatever you call it, are out.

News at 11: There was retarded PvP in Elektro, read all about! Seriously if you don't want to get hit in the head with an axe every 5mins just stay out of that town. If you go there and die it's your own fault.

If you don't want to get shot, stay out of the barracks.

Hmmm where have I seen this discussion before? I am starting to think we need stickies to all the dead horse topics. Not saying OP's points aren't valid but new posts on it each day is getting really boring.

Zombie hits?