Forceflare

Another person unjustly banned?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares.

Waaaaaaaaaaaah, shut up. Post something useful.

Aren't we allies with Greece? It wouldn't make any sense for us to spy on them without reason.

Translation: Shaddap

This is like the fifth thread this guy has made asking people to join this clan. These threads are becoming increasingly more stupid, I want to join this clan less and less every time I see one of these damn posts...

Rocket should just add the true function of the Epi-Pen. Which is to relieve potentially live threatening allergic reactions in your body. Though he'd have to add things like bees and poison ivy, though.... You figure that would go over well?

First encounter, clearly not a hacker. Second encounter doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned. Thread is pointless.

Trolls gon' troll. People can play however they want. Quit crying.

Whining about whining is stupid, people can whine about whatever they want.

The gun usually doesn't work for worthless dickheads who try and gain an unfair, hacked in advantage over unsuspecting wanderers. Try using a legitimate weapon, maybe you'll have better luck.

Creating a thread about hackers is like a fat girl wearing tight clothes, no one wants to see it.

Rocket and his team will tend to this right away. Is there anything else?

Everybody wants more and more realism. Isn't the point of playing video games to escape reality?

Where the hell have you been?

Reading the title, I figured this would be some unintelligent rant or suggestion... Boy was I right.

After you calm down from wrecking your keyboard.

Thousands of innocents banned while scripters roam free, great work BattleFraud.

You surrendered to a Makarov. A gun that doesn't even have enough bullets in one clip to kill a man.

I would have been too embarassed to show this. Two mags, two kills at five meters away...

Bummer.

These whiney posts need to fucking end. Shut up and play the game. If there's a problem, leave.

I think a Thank You thread is long overdue for this team. Players spend far too much time complaining about the shortcomings and not what this mod is offering, or how much time Rocket and the team have put into this mod to make it what it is. Creating this spectacular mod, there's nothing else like it out there. Despite the glitches, hackers, and butthurt whiners, this mod is probably the most successful mod for any PC game that I know of. Incredible experience from being a new spawn all the way to death, just to do it all over again. Teaming up with friends to raid the NW Airfield, vehicle hunting, making camps, or just deciding to snipe newbies in Elektro and Cherno. This is like no other, extraordinary. Thank you to the development team and thank you Rocket. I hope Standalone DayZ will live up to the immense hype surrounding its' arrival. Beans, Beans for everyone!

How to be a true Bandit Kill the idiot Heroes who actually do this.

Maybe you should go play Sims 3, this just isn't for you.

The search function for Topics and Members alike is absolutely broken. People are constantly bickering because "people don't know how to use the search function". Maybe they don't because it's completely unhelpful. I wanted to look for Trading threads, so I assumed that if I entered "Trade" or "Trading" in the search bar, it would look for the keyword "trade" in any of the titles or even posts. No, sorry, it just comes up with about two trade threads followed by approximately twenty completely irrelevant threads that don't even mention trading. Same goes for the member search function. Try and search for rocket, you'll get about fifty members that have names that don't even contain any of the same letter combinations or anything else related. It's a bit frustrating when people are consistently whining about people posting a thread similar to another because they "didn't use the search function". That's like getting annoyed at someone for not being able to eat soup with a fork, it doesn't make any sense. Searching could really use a fix, so it's actually reliable and helpful.