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  1. sausagekingofchicago

    Game is flat out UNPLAYABLE

    Some of the things you said only encourages troll replies. For example, "Until the game becomes stable, I refuse to play it." That's asking for replies like "no one is forcing you to play."
  2. sausagekingofchicago

    Will ammo now start being valuable?

    Shoot them in the head.
  3. sausagekingofchicago

    Oh god, please kill me.

    I had a 20 minute timer once. I just opened a browser and read the news.
  4. sausagekingofchicago

    Upcoming Patch 1.7.2.5

    I don't have these glitches so there must be something you guys can do to prevent it right? EDIT: It's been two days. It's not the end of the world. Anyone flipping out over a patch needs to take a break from this game anyway.
  5. sausagekingofchicago

    Upcoming Patch 1.7.2.5

    Stopped reading. We're no the bosses of the devs and "target" date doesn't mean it HAS to come out on that day. Sometimes you can.. you know.. miss the target.
  6. sausagekingofchicago

    Will ammo now start being valuable?

    I imagine it'll make an impact but I only really need 2-3 mags. I don't really need to shoot zombies and players don't take full mags.
  7. You're still new and you're still learning what to do and not to do. Learn from these mistakes. Blood, it's not that big of a deal. If you think it's unrealistic, try gashing a hole in your arm and then run a few kilometers. Blood is essentially your hitpoints and you must remedy injuries with bandages. If they just called it hitpoints then I doubt anyone would be taking it this seriously. The map you play on doesn't support several million people and not every place on this planet has a hospital or clinic on every corner. Broken legs suck but they're rare. Next patch will give you a way out. Tin cans and junk. Everything has it's use. Tin cans can distract zombies and it's really funny to throw glass bottles at players. Chemlights are not something you want to carry while lit but you can use them to mark locations. Flares will attract zombies so it's best to throw them as a distraction but only if you MUST. Many towns near spawn are going to be looted all day long. Eventually only the junk no one wants will be found as more junk that no one wants spawns. There are some solutions to this if you search the forum. You dropped your gun and it vanished. Bugs and weirdness are common in alpha and beta tests. Next time open your pack and put it there. Just make sure you have enough space or the pack will eat your gun. Hopefully they'll get around to giving us the option to use the flashlight and a secondary at the same time.
  8. sausagekingofchicago

    B.I. doesn't give a shit about you...

    I have a friend who heard stuff too.
  9. sausagekingofchicago

    Introducing some team members - Matt Lightfoot

    How many "roses" per hour?
  10. Those guys were terrible anyway. I feel bad for any of their fans that watched that and took notes. That Rocket fella dropped some good info though.
  11. sausagekingofchicago

    More hackers encouraged to hack

    Hackers? In this game?!
  12. sausagekingofchicago

    Best Gear youve ever gotten?

    Hatchet.
  13. sausagekingofchicago

    Yay, Bandit and Hero identifiers are coming in

    That's assuming the system hasn't changed at all since it was taken out. I hope they put a little more thought into it since then.
  14. sausagekingofchicago

    Congratulations Community, You have become scum.

    The ban hammers are going to come out but the cost to replace the key isn't enough to convince these fuckers to fuck off.
  15. sausagekingofchicago

    Vehicles spin in circles?

    If you don't put it down it's going to spread. Please, kill it.
  16. sausagekingofchicago

    Trade anyone?

    I have one. I need 11 barb wire spools and 10 tank traps. Make offer.
  17. I ate the beans I gave you because sometimes I feel the same but I don't want to admit it.
  18. sausagekingofchicago

    What a h**king joke...

    It's rare but the respawn button was getting abused like a red headed stepchild. They're making changes. Don't panic.
  19. sausagekingofchicago

    Yay, Bandit and Hero identifiers are coming in

    Sure, bandits can be the only ones with the ghillie but the hero gets to see all bandits on the map and arrows that point directly at them when he's within 500 meters. That's the way it was. We have no idea how it may work now.
  20. sausagekingofchicago

    Animals need to be fixed

    How to actually get meat. 1. Shoot animal 2. Gut animal 3. While gutting animation is still going on you will get a gear icon. You can press G at this point or mousewheel to gear. 4. When the animation stops your gear will open up and you can take the meat. I didn't have to do this until the most recent patch. Probably a bug.
  21. sausagekingofchicago

    Re-implement side chat?

    As long as I can turn it off then I don't care. Unless it comes with a server performance hit. Having some dillhole rambling into the mic while I'm trying to sneak through a town completely breaks the immersion.
  22. sausagekingofchicago

    czech vest pouch, is there a point?

    It says "I'm not carrying a ton of crap and my pack isn't worth killing me for."
  23. sausagekingofchicago

    The way new players play this game perplex me

    Conditioning.
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