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  1. sausagekingofchicago

    ICH SUCHE EUCH !

    Nein. Nein, Sir.
  2. Grade A++ troll thread.
  3. sausagekingofchicago

    Now 1 Million!!!!! + Unique Players!!!

    GratZ.
  4. sausagekingofchicago

    So can this not be played alone?

    Don't crawl.
  5. sausagekingofchicago

    Poll: Should Barbed wire be removed?

    Some guns are louder than their effective range. Please take them out.
  6. sausagekingofchicago

    Poll: Should Barbed wire be removed?

    Half the items in the game are broken. Offer solutions or fixes. Don't demand items that many people use be taken out because they inconvenience you. That's almost as bad as the people asking for the zombies to be taken out.
  7. sausagekingofchicago

    Poll: Should Barbed wire be removed?

    I understand that. If someone wants to be server hopping douche then there isn't much anyone can do about it. It does slow people down at the least and prevent them at the best. There are uses for barbwire and tank traps other than to piss on noobs and fresh spawns. If someone uses them to prevent access to doorways then it sounds like they're working.
  8. sausagekingofchicago

    Poll: Should Barbed wire be removed?

    I'm not doubting you. It's just not as if you couldn't get around it. Annoying? Definitely when placed to prevent removal. I'm all for making them removable from anywhere on the wire or at each stake. I don't think we should ask to have everything removed that inconveniences us. Someone suggested wire cutters before. That's a good alternative especially if they're more common than toolboxes. Why are people asking for things to be removed rather than suggesting fixes?
  9. sausagekingofchicago

    Who wants to trade a super-cool gun for my mountain dew?

    I'll give you a kick ass double barrel shotty for your dew.
  10. sausagekingofchicago

    Poll: Should Barbed wire be removed?

    But you're not.
  11. sausagekingofchicago

    Poll: Should Barbed wire be removed?

    I voted no. I place them to block people. That's their purpose. Do I want them to block zombies? Sure do but right now they're good for keeping people out of my camps and for pissing off douchebag server hoppers. Find a toolbox you noobs.
  12. sausagekingofchicago

    Create your own skin, that everyone can see.

    Don't worry. This is a problem many people face. It's practically why we're in the situation we're in.
  13. sausagekingofchicago

    Ban some bandits.

    Sandbox. If they get their jollies from mindless pvp, let them. They shouldn't be banned for sucking at DayZ.
  14. sausagekingofchicago

    This has been confusing me for awhile now..

    I've yet to see this game working. If it's been years since they started I'd imagine they'd have some video or actual screenshots they could show us. They already have an engine so I doubt they're building one from scratch. It must be purely a coincidence that their characters look exactly like DayZ characters.
  15. sausagekingofchicago

    This has been confusing me for awhile now..

    Heh. Well, if they're not fake then their character models are the size of children. It honestly looks like staged 3d models with some heavy edits.
  16. sausagekingofchicago

    This has been confusing me for awhile now..

    Total coincidence that their characters look like DayZ characters too... "screenshots" are fake.
  17. I'm not asking only you. I'm asking a single question so we can solve the first major hurdle.
  18. How will they verify age?
  19. sausagekingofchicago

    Hackers are not the enemy!

    I was told very early that this game was buggy and to stay off the rocks. That's been working pretty well for me. I avoid those things like they're massive holes in the ground. I still occasionally run off the side of stairs in barns though. What farmer builds a staircase without a rail?!
  20. sausagekingofchicago

    Few noob questions..

    If you have a mic of any kind I recommend using that instead. Saves you time and you wont have to take your hands off your mouse to talk. Even a simple webcam mic would work better than typing "friendly". It's also best to watch anyone you see before calling out to see what they're up, who they may be with, and where they're going. When you do initiate contact watch their reaction. Some players will run for cover so don't automatically assume quick movement means they're hostile. Don't forget to get them to lower their weapon as an act of friendship. (double tap left ctrl) [edit: derp: Mic not might]
  21. Abandoned silos would be a pretty sweet addition to the game. http://www.truthdig.com/images/diguploads/silo_804.jpg http://media.englishrussia.com/missile_silo/1_016.jpg http://www.killerjeanne.com/soviet_air_2.JPG http://geoffsenglish.pl/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/atlas-silo.jpg
  22. Snipers will become less of a problem when the popular duping methods get squashed. We'll still have other problems but I sense a change coming.
  23. sausagekingofchicago

    Are the hacker denialists... hackers?

    lol. Shut the game down. That's the solution offered. ha I haven't been hacked lately but I avoid playing when the script kiddies are awake or out of daycare. Hacking happens though but I've yet to see it as bad as some of you report.
  24. sausagekingofchicago

    does your dayz (or arma2) run slow (EASY SOLUTION INSIDE)

    I'm set at 0. Is 1 better?
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