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    DayZ Collectors Edition Ideas

    Hopefully a survivors hat with DayZ embroidered on it in the same color as the hat.
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    Kamenka; City of the Flies

    I never even stop there. You can sneak by the deerstand zombies so you don't really need a gun for that either. Sometimes I run all the way up to Zelenogorsk without a gun. Won't need one there either but there are 3 or 4 barns in the area so I usually end up with at least a hatchet if I feel naked without a weapon.
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    First vehicle you ever drove?

    After getting into the game and sorting out the controls and graphics settings, I ran in to a bossy guy that wanted to tell me what to do. I was annoyed by his nice guy tone but he seemed to know what he was talking about so I followed his orders. I did all the little petty annoying things he asked while doing my best not to shoot him in the head with a gun he gave me. Eventually he tired of toying with me and told me to go meet his friend. I walked up the road and found a Humvee! I was so surprised that I immediately crashed it into a wall. It was awesome though and suffered no damage. It was built like a bloody tank and could haul some ass over rough terrain. I got lost but I made it to his friend without blowing the thing up. His buddy then gave me a choice between three rocket launchers! Good times.
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    Is this game dying?

    So many uninformed opinions. So little critical thinking going on. I just... zombiefacepalm.gif
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    Kamenka; City of the Flies

    Not to mention all the deerstands on that route. Kamenka is my favorite spawn, even if I choose to run down the coast.
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    Who deleted my post? and why. (TO THE FORUM TEAM)

    Good thing you made the text massive and red. Otherwise we wouldn't have cared. "time to time" is funny btw.
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    How much more BROKE can this mod get?

    Well, they could always make it pay to win. That would break it beyond fixing.
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    Don't tell me to "Chill"

    Sucks man but I shoot anyone in Elektro, Cherno, NWAF, or near crash sites. Those are pvp areas and you're not likely to ever meet anyone there that is actually friendly. In the wild, that's different. I also always let my new "friendlies" take point. I also ask them to lower their weapon. If they don't then I don't keep my sights off them. If they don't know how then I don't want to play with them anyway.
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    Don't tell me to "Chill"

    Bandit = shoot Neutral survivor = watch Hero = shoot because he's likely a bandit that abused the humanity system
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    Rocket Seriously

    I wish the internet had an age restriction. (*I know not all of you younger guys are like OP but a lot of you are. Sometimes it goes away with age, sometimes.)
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    Mass ban happening again?

    I'll try that, thanks.
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    Mass ban happening again?

    Ban them all, let Customer Service sort 'em out.
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    Mass ban happening again?

    I got kicked after my BE failed to update. Haven't tried to log back in since.
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    Shadows, on or off?

    Off for performance. When my ship comes in with my computer I'll likely play with them on.
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    Gear Changed Opening My Gear

    Hackers. Happened to me before. I'd just drop all that stuff and start over.
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    Is this game dying?

    Everyone is waiting for the hacking twats to fuck off.
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    While the Devteam is away, the hackers will play

    Last couple days? It's been this way for a while now.
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    Why are so many 'Bronies' into DayZ?

    I blame moot.
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    I love combat logging

    I'm not a bandit but OP is a douche.
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    Coke or Pepsi products in standalone?

    No. Dr Pepper is produced by an independent company but had Pepsi and Coke bottlers produce and distribute their product in the US in the past. Coke and Pepsi have distrubution licenses for Dr Pepper in Europe.
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    FeceZ

    Damn. I was hoping this thread was going to offer the best suggestion ever. (that our characters need to dig a hole and take a dump)
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    DayZ Stories

    Ran into a few hackers tonight on what looked like their own server. The teleported me, made me invincible to shoot me in the head repeatedly, changed the time of the day a bunch, spawned vehicle after vehicle, and aimbotted their way through about 40 zombies with pinpoint accuracy. One died when he spawned a vehicle on his head. He teleported back and while he was trying to loot his stuff said "don't take our stuff dude". I then threw a grenade I had stolen from their truck and killed one. His buddy opened fire on me, I returned, nothing happened, he stopped shooting, started shooting again and then I died. I laughed. Oh, they were definitely kids. I could tell by their repeated use of the words "fag", "cock", the n word and their extreme homophobia. At least I got one before he went god mode again. (if you're reading this you hacking twats, fuck you)
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    Fucking Humanity...

    I'm still waiting for the giant douche skin to be added for guys like you. The game can track all of that. It's just a matter of time.
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    Fucking Humanity...

    That's a lot of self defense man. Sounds like you hang around Cherno, Elektro, or NW airfield a bit too much to consider those kills self defense.
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    Would you play DayZ if...

    no and not really
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