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  1. sausagekingofchicago

    Our chopper goes missing

    Hackers. Even if the game was saving them, hackers.
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    1.7.3 - Lets Wipe the Hive

    Imagine the insanity on the coasts.... and whoever got a decent weapon first would just dupe the shit out of it if they hadn't fixed all the common dupe methods. It'll be messy but I bet it'll be fun.
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    *RADIO TRANSMISSION*

    I was going to spam a negative post about hackers but there's no point. I hope the standalone will have interesting events like this. At the very least, we'll be able to do stuff like this when they open up the mod to the community.
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    Getting ticked off here.....

    Have you updated your Arma2 beta?
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    Rocket: Losing faith.

    Yes, I'm sure there's no setup times. No meetings. No interviews. No networking or social gatherings (actually the most important part). No jet lag from flying all over the world in a single month. WORK SLAVE WORK! Who unchained Rocket from his desk?! Thank you for serving, first beer is on me, but go fuck yourself. It doesn't take an E7 to understand the concept of networking.
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    Rocket: Losing faith.

    "GIVE US THE UPDATE RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA LOSE INTEREST! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!" "okay, but it's not done. It's just a quick fix for some issues." "WTF! Da download takes too long!" "WAH! I cantz find no servers!" "WTF! The patch broke der game!" "WTF! Where r da dogs?" "WTF! Why it not fix everything for me?!" "WAH! I want to dupe!" "WAH! No more infinite ammo? Faith lost!" "WAH! This change makes the game too hard!" "WAH! I can't bog down the entire server with 30 dead bodies in a single hour because I'm too lazy to run ten minutes!?" RAPIDLY!" "WAH! I'm too impatient to let a thread load so I clicked the submit button three times! RAPIDLY!" "WAH! I'm too impatient to let a thread load so I clicked the submit button three times! RAPIDLY!" "WAH! I'm too impatient to let a thread load so I clicked the submit button three times! "WAHT! No dupe items or infinite ammo!? What search!?" "GIVE US THE UPDATE RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA LOSE INTEREST! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!" I'm going to go ahead and assume a lot of the whiny bitches in this thread have never worked a real job and have no idea how important trade shows are for any given industry.
  7. sausagekingofchicago

    Why do YOU kill in DayZ?

    OP has the mentality of an unstable 8 year old. Likely a hacker.
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    Can a hacker turn on God-mode for you?

    As long as you didn't log out and as long as you don't run into a hacker and as long as you want to be a douche that kills people while in god mode, have at it. Might get banned though.
  9. sausagekingofchicago

    Graphical Glitches or Dogs

    This thread! Now, new and improved with a poll!
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    Underground settlements?

    Do people even want 250 players on a server? Seems a bit over populated even with a larger map. Anyway, my only issue with underground bases is entering and leaving them. There you are, about to enter whatever door/hatch the game grants you for your base (hopefully it's camouflaged to some extent). You scroll your wheel and select enter. You wait for the loading screen to finish and now you're in your underground base. Cool. Unfortunately a player saw you lookibg at the ground and then vanish or go down a hole to whatever loading trigger. Now he waits. You decide to leave your bunker and while you're waiting for your loading screen to complete you die to "friendly fire". You're killed while your screen is still pitch black. You spawn back and run to your entrance to find your bunker looted. This will become a common occurrence in game unless they plan on fixing the delay between spawning and being able to control your player. Obviously they shouldn't do anything that prevents players from following you to your bunker but the vulnerability this loading process brings is a pretty big deal. I hope they've considered this and at least grant us multiple entrances/exits with some type camo and a loading in stance other than standing straight up with arms waving begging for a bullet.
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    Can a hacker turn on God-mode for you?

    Yes. He can pretty much do with you as he pleases... which is why we hate them.
  12. sausagekingofchicago

    The Crossbow Crusader Challenge.

    I believe it'll go something like this.
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    Poll- Very slowly regenerating blood?

    Blood should not regenerate.
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    Wtf... I don't even...

    Awesome.
  15. sausagekingofchicago

    All players with vehicles are hackers?

    Fixing a vehicle is much easier with friends and when you know where to find stuff.
  16. sausagekingofchicago

    Spawned IN a house - what now?

    Stuck? Login, disocnnect, login, disconnect, repeat as fast as you can until you spawn on the coast.
  17. sausagekingofchicago

    I spawned naked and hungry....

    Log out, log back in.
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    I have under 1250 blood.

    Oh god.. glitcher bullshit. Learn to play .........
  19. Someone is going to spawn on the coast soon.
  20. sausagekingofchicago

    So i had a bush stalk me...

    Bush is harmless and he doesn't shoot people in the face like his buddy Cheney.
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    How do people feel about tents? (not about the bugs)

    I mainly use tents to store loot for other players now, especially noobs. I've noticed others doing the same thing. For the most part they're tents full of food. water, backpacks, etc but I've seen several tents packed with vehicle repair items. These tents are almost always right near where the loot spawns.
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    I want to be a hero so bad! >:(

    I bet you're one of those bandits that sits around Elektro with an Enfield killing unarmed spawns.
  23. sausagekingofchicago

    Helicopters DON'T Save... (WTF)

    Hacker douchebags and whiny kids happened.
  24. sausagekingofchicago

    Opinions on releasing DayZ on console?

    Consoles are not made for fast paced first person shooters, at all. That said, I don't think DayZ would work very well on consoles but I'm no developer. If they have to trim the game away to make it work then it wont really be DayZ anyway. If they can shoehorn DayZ into the current generation of consoles without sacrificing the amount of players or zombies on a server then obviously it'll work. They'll rake in some cash but the FPS kids who think that's what gaming is all about would leave the second some other game is hyped down their throat. So it won't have a long life span but I guess that doesn't matter these days. If Rocket and Co learn from the development of the PC version and move to offer players more than the cookie cutter nonsense then I believe the game could be a wild success on all platforms.
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