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  1. sausagekingofchicago

    The "power" of Alt F4.

    Having a dog skin and having dogs that respond to commands are two different things.
  2. sausagekingofchicago

    Guns go pew...

    Interesting.
  3. Suicide and then run back to your body like a poser.
  4. sausagekingofchicago

    Community Dying? Too many hackers?

    Try to avoid them? Great idea. I'm sure most of us never even considered that before.
  5. sausagekingofchicago

    Make a Level without a map

    Everything but Lingor is an ArmA2 map I believe.
  6. Probably before hand. He has to fuel it up first.. BANG.
  7. sausagekingofchicago

    2 Days and 20 bandits kill. My job here is done.

    So you hung out in Cherno or Elektro with all the bandits and deathmatched? If that floats your boat, float it.
  8. sausagekingofchicago

    Where did you find your first mountain dew?

    School in Berezino.
  9. sausagekingofchicago

    Worst addition to the game

    Squirrels. I don't care if they were in ArmA or not but I can't bloody eat them so they suck.
  10. sausagekingofchicago

    Already quit game, lemme pass on some wisdom

    LOL. Daytime. No wonder.
  11. sausagekingofchicago

    that thing more rare then a mountain dew

    Antibiotics.
  12. sausagekingofchicago

    DO YOU KNWO WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS

    Should have smoked him out.
  13. sausagekingofchicago

    M1911 or G17?

    G17. Aiming isn't hard and the flashlight makes it king on low pop night servers. Only noobs and fresh spawns use the 1911. (Note: Only noobs think g17 ammo is hard to find. The g17 can use M9 and M9SD mags)
  14. sausagekingofchicago

    How Do You Roleplay?

    I roam the land looking for the guys that erased my memory and then dumped me on the beach for some sick experiment or for some twisted amusement. Even death won't free me from this nightmare. One day, I'll kill them bastards. One day. I know one of them wears a red hat and talks funny. That's all I have to go on.
  15. sausagekingofchicago

    Why are dayz players so hated?

    Hipsters gonna hipster.
  16. I bet the ArmA guys are like "OH GOD NO. Please don't bring your griefer problem over here!"
  17. sausagekingofchicago

    DayZmod died?

    I think he's getting these type of responses because no one actually cares. If people are upset over bugs or hackers they certainly have a legitimate reason to. But posting QQ threads and "I QUITZ" nonsense like anyone actually cares is only going to lead to mockery.
  18. sausagekingofchicago

    Hero skins have bullet proof vests?!

    Seriously, wtf picks up a makarov anyway? It's useless against zombies and even more so against players. If you have an M9 and no rifle you're doing it wrong.
  19. sausagekingofchicago

    Hero skins have bullet proof vests?!

    How many shots from a makarov or m9 to the chest does it take to kill a guy? Exactly. It's not much of a benefit at all. If you come face to face with a guy with nothing but a makarov you don't really stand a chance anyway. The bandit weapon of choice is still going to kill the hero in one shot. Quit whining. Why fix bugs when they should be working on the standalone? I'd rather the standalone be polished than this bloody mod that's plagued with hackers.
  20. sausagekingofchicago

    DayZmod died?

    Don't leave man! I bet you contributed greatly to the community of players on whatever server you were on. I know we're going to miss you here.
  21. sausagekingofchicago

    Where are the 1200000 players?

    Private hives, whitelisted servers, Arma, school, and pretty much anything else that doesn't involve being the bitch for the enjoyment of some tiny testicled hackers. When the hackers fuck off, things will be better. If I was a shady Russian I'd release hack after hack for this game, especially if I wanted to be the competition. Just saying.
  22. sausagekingofchicago

    Humanity should reset at death

    Also ITT, Butthurt bandits upset about their skins...
  23. sausagekingofchicago

    Theres nothing to do in DayZ

    If the game was meant to be purely pvp in Elektro or Cherno they could have just put spawns in Cherno or Elektro and erased the rest of the map.
  24. sausagekingofchicago

    Humanity should reset at death

    At first I was like.. WTF! Then I was like... Oh, thread started by TheMachine.
  25. sausagekingofchicago

    Test patches before implementing them

    Yeah. These guys need to step up their game and find 1.2 million testers for their game.
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