sausagekingofchicago

Seven day free pass? heh

Couldn't help myself. I still love the idea even if only two people agree. :)

Please.

I'm waiting on the eye patch.

Pretty much everything but the UAZ, S1203, and URAL are a waste of time in my book. I love the bike but it doesn't really stand up against tiny rocks (its still a lot of fun to ride, especially while under fire). All vehicles could use a slight speed boost but I feel their current offroad speeds are pretty realistic. Sometimes it's really annoying trying to get a GAZ to camp.

Ali G. I believe it's an A2OA skin. How are you launching the game? I remember not being able to find it the first time I looked but I was launching the game a different way back then. You could try loading OA without DayZ and then editing your profile.

I was collecting flashlights for a while. It can be kind of awkward moving them around in the inventory but it's pretty funny. I think the most I ever had was six. I wonder what the guy that killed me thought when he opened my pack.

Thanks. A lot of my console buddies are afraid of the keyboard and mouse for some reason. So this will help. :)

Immediately run to the new parts of the map and then wait for people to rob.

Again, No. I suggest a Third Person Only server option.

The more I think about this the more I start to worry. I had food poisoning last year. The only thing I was capable of was puking and shitting and sleeping, and sometimes all three at the same time. I probably would have just rolled over and died if I had to find my own fresh water and meds while shooting at zombies. How authentic will these diseases actually be in terms of crippling the character?

almost to airfield suddenly at southern coast infinite sadness

I like to see how close to the ground I can get a stalled helicopter without killing myself. It's quite entertaining and even more so if I have passengers.

I want rage-quit inducing zombies and it sounds like we're getting them.

I remember hearing about dayzcommander or playwithsix messing with routers. If you're using either you should turn down max connections.

1. Shoot bandit in leg. 2. Teabag bandit. 3. ??? 4. Cholera

I like where this is going. I can already imagine how uncomfortable a ride in a chopper will be when someone coughs for the first time. Friends turning on friends. Attacks on water supplies. Vanishing wildlife. Stores and wells becoming hotter pvp spots than the airstrips. This is going to be interesting.

Awesome work as always. I sort of like the building/street lights being on. Its sort of creepy but I get why they're meant to be off.

*crosses fingers for washed out roads and bridges* (watch The Long Way Round, Yakutsk to Magadan episode :) )

Sounds like the game has changed quite a bit. If these diseases were added to the game as is, everyone would just suicide and respawn with a fresh pair and a clean bill of health. More info!

I wonder if dogs will break their legs if they walk into bear traps. If so, I wonder if morphine will fix them up.

Meh, just a trend. :) Nothing of actual consequence.

Oh god.. you too?

Soft soled shoes aka ninja feet.