sausagekingofchicago

I for one am appalled by the wanton destruction of that fine blue hippie van.

Do you give out free starter matches?

How about a completely separate hive because playing with easy mode pansies that geared up in super friendly huggies land is not even remotely interesting.

In that case, I'll call you!

I just want a banana.

How about this? Crosshairs visible while in first person but no crosshairs while in third person.

Bah. Just give us a folder under profile and let us reskin the cans ourselves. Might make the game world a little more interesting or fill the game with Penis brand sodas. Could be cool either way.

Back in my day we had to pretend the squares on the screen were whatever the text said they were.

Fair enough but this thread needs more orangutans.

Only cost me a buck!

Yup. Sort of the wrong section but you got the best answer possible. :)

I don't want to sound rude but... did you honestly think this one through before deciding to post it?

I had a dream too. It was so disturbing that I woke up. In my dream, everyone was testing the standalone but me and I was naked.. or was everyone naked in the standalone but me.. I'm not sure. It's kind of fuzzy now.

I actually like the night and flashlight the way they are but only because they add to the tension (not that there isn't room for improvement). Knowing you have to slow down and walk to get a steady beam and trying your best to use it without letting everyone know your position is pretty fun. Improvements? Having the ability to hold at least a handgun and the flashlight at the same time would make things a little easier without ruining the experience. It would also be nice if direct light attracted zombies. I prefer clear nights with no moon or overcast but there are nights when the moon lights up the world. The weather usually ruins that pretty quick but I just accept it. I use flares, chemlights, and flashlights like I just don't care about my character... because I don't. I've killed myself plenty of times just so I can respawn on the coast with nothing but a flashlight to combat the darkness. And a big no to shorter nights and blinding flashlights. That just sounds awful.

Why have you forsaken us Gozer?!

I found my stats page. lvl 2 Situational Awareness - Can ID friendlies but still gets surprised by enemies in the 200 meters of open terrain lvl 4 Land Navigation - can effectively read a map and navigate without a compass. "EAST COAST!" +40% boost while on east coast lvl 1 Communication skill - still says "ummmmmmm" over coms

Find a private hive with good admins.

No skills please. People will just sit around boosting these skills endlessly.

Don't get too excited. Shinkicker is removing them in the next 2017 update.

Everybody can relax, we found some cars. Needs some suspension work.. and shocks, brakes, brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear-end, maybe new rings, also mufflers, a little wiring.

Aawww yeah. Here comes Pac-Man.

It's too easy to abuse the humanity system to get hero status. Giving heroes the ability to transfuse themselves will just lead to huge amounts of bandit heroes.

He was talking about the Survivor Gamez trailer.

Couldn't be Social Terrorist. He was on a boat.