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That's not really an easy question. I can't do it but I found studying the DayZ code itself, the basic file structure, arma file formats, and a bit of tinkering here or there has certainly opened my eyes. Figuring out how someone else did it can certainly help you gain an understanding and even a higher appreciation for what we all take for granted. If you can install the bitools, and all the related programs recommended by the giants that blazed the modding trail, then you're about 1% there.

One shot kill no skill weapons... Not necessary. AIM.

How 'bout.. buy five years of food and water for survival bunker and get the game for free?

Goal: Survive Reward: Survival That's all I need. I don't really want a cookie for everything I do.

Bandits just need a bit of reconditioning. That's all. It's nothing a shot of vitamins and some movie watching wouldn't solve.

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Interesting. Do you have the documents perchance? Either way, I hope the standalone has tin foil hats to protect us from the evil mind control rays being generated at Green Mountain by rocket and his cronies of hype-o-nauts.

So.... open season? No. I mean.. apologies Orlok. I'm usually more helpful than this..

I just rewatched the intro. I love the wounded walking and running animations. I can't disagree with this more. Having a bunch of neutral colors would make the choice of picking up and wearing a piece of clothing too easy. We'd only need to count the pockets to decide if we wanted a piece or not. Soo.. clothing would be just like packs in the mod. No thanks. I want to have to balance the usefulness of a piece of clothing against it's color and how it'll stand out in the environment. Definintely.

art - 10 zombies - 7 animations - 6 changes to map that I noticed - 8 gun attachments seen - 9 fraggle in submission - 12

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I don't care what Private Doughboy Ryan Coolidge says about you. You're alright.

That's because that's obviously wrong. It's being held back to drive Take on Mars sales.

I get super entitled when I'm drunk, otherwise, waiting and stuff doesn't bother me. If anyone has an issue with waiting or thinks Rocket is getting his rocks off by making us wait, try waiting for a GoT book. GRRM is an asshole.

Uhg... the devblog always brings out the worst in the community.

I always thought you were rocket. Now I'm confused.

Imagine what it would be like each time a devblog is released.. or each time an imaginary release date is missed.. or when alpha is actually released. Chaos. Might be funny to watch it all stream by.

Definitely a butterface.

Sorry.. I got confused by what track we were on.

first post humblebrag? this is new.

Posts like yours prove a point. So many people have their DayZ panties up their crack that anything less than perfection, perceived by the poster/player, will turn this place into a flamewar or riotous popcorn eating hilarity. That's right. "OMG! The standalone alpha is shit! We can't even connect., We paid for this!!! (insert ridiculous class action lawsuit threat here)!!! ! !!" Which is quickly followed by 20 "it's an alpha you fool. no one told you to buy it" posts. and thus "wtf! Rocket released it. he's obviously proud of his work. Why is it when I get hit by a zombie I fall through the ground? How come every time I equip a gun the game crashes!?!? You guise are fanbois. You suck!" and then "site:www.gamehypeXtreem.com: DayZ Standalone is shit as we always knew it would be even though we overly hyped the shit out of it with misleading titles so you'd be exposed to our advertising. Click here to find out why!!!!" and....... repeat. Whether you want to or not, we must acknowledge the level of interest in this game by gamers, currently playing or otherwise. Releasing a completely broken alpha would do absolutely zero good for anyone involved. I like beer too. Sign me up.

YEH! The zombie craze has run it's course over the past 30 plus years or so. It's all over now and they missed it! The new thing is definitely mummies.

What OfficerRaymond said. Also, tell us what beta patch/mod versions you have etc you have.