Boomstick (DayZ)

So much win, You can haz my beans.

erm, I shot a guy in the face once. :)

Walk very slowly into Chernarus. Looking for an ALICE pack :)

I bet his tears tasted good, Well done.

Translated that reads as... I've been raped by snipers, please remove their tools for my benefit.

Well your feelings are gay. Dam survivors.

The title is alittle misleading. Hackers are a problem but it doesn't make the game suck.

How exactly do you penetrate this circle of trust? Seriously though good luck with this, game needs more creative ideas and ventures, what makes it great.

When the guy your hunting magically vanishes into thin air when your about to kill him.

Em thats not bad at all, quite tame by my standards. Shouldn't of turned their back to you. They deserved to die.

When you close your front door accidentally breaking both your legs while your neighbor shoots you in the head for your beans.

Your welcome :)

Circle of Trust? Sounds like some kind of secret homosexual gang bang.

Fuck yeah.

Getting KOed helped me yesterday. Was looting a Fire station ( Oddly almost 80% of my murders happen in fire stations...Why does it always happen in Fire stations? ) and a Zed one hit KOs me. I ask my friend to come down and help me, so im waiting and the fire station door opens up and a guy is standing their..its not my friend. Shit! . He shoots the zombie and approaches me as if he was trying to loot me?...mistaking my lying on the ground as a sign i was dead. At that point my friend comes around the corner behind the guy and fills him so full of lead you'd swear it was a Godfather movie. Whats he point to all this? I don't know, just stop being a pussy, you win some you lose some. I love the mechanic and removing it would be like removing bleeding...so bothersome when i have to STOP and bandage myself, no skillz involved in that! just remove that shit! .... This inst a Care bears Christmas special its a zombie apocalypse. Grow a pair or fuck off, simples.

The irony, You say hes heated and you make a whole new thread just to declare your hope that some other player than screwed you over died?

Ok pulled out the actual points you made in that fucking mess of text, im going to address these one by one. First off, the game is failing because of bandits...Thats like me saying McDonalds is failing because it has fatty food, and people don't like that shit. Only im factually wrong as its not failing, its doing very well. You've fallen into the same retarded logical. Try figure it out. And as for nothing to do? Its a sandbox, you make the content you fool, its limited by your imagination for the most part. I've seen some great ideas on here, Regulators, hospitals, extremely creative ways of murdering people and surviving. Its quite possibly the most entertaining game i've played since Fallout 2 all those years ago! You seem to be under the mistaken belief that everyone is a bandit and no one helps and that everyone kills for fun. This just isnt true, one of the most exciting aspects of the game is human fear and human greed. Most of those players killing you probably aren't doing it for fun but from fear that you will kill them or they really need your beans to live. Its alot more complex than you give it credit. It creates a real challenge for the humans in the game to overcome these most basic of fears and emotions and give their trust to someone they have never met before, and put their survival in his hands. And the last part of your post screams to me of someone who is seriously butt hurt over getting sniped. No point is actually made its just sentence after sentence of crying. You seem to get so angry at the thought of a sniper getting you, get over it, happens to the best of us. Quit crying, man up or fuck off. Simples.

Nice way to get lose your murdering virginity. Mine was a little more shameful, Lee Enfield at close range to the spine of someone who was peacefully looting.

Your right, it was 118. Silly me, :P

Nope, shot a guy in the spine yesterday, he lived...for awhile :)

You think the zombies are difficult? Pay a visit to a populated area sometime and good luck trying to pick out the piece of metal a sniper has just embedded into your skull. FYI, DayZ is very noob unfriendly, but any idiot can learn to play, I did. Read guides on how to lose zombies then learn very fast to kill other players on sight.

Always always shoot first bro, Thats how Han Solo always survives.... because he shoots first. Unless of course you can do the thing he did in the special edition version...and magically dodge a bullet by moving your head to the side in a fraction of a second. .......Fuck you Lucas for ruining my childhood movies.

Doesn't work actually, I've broken my leg since serveral times, no respawn button, have to crawl to a high platform and continually crawl off it until i finally bleed to death. Think the respawn button needs to come back until it can be fixed...either that or use a Postal 2 style of respawn...grenade in the mouth :)

Dear heavenly father who does not exist, Here is a list of shit I have done since my last post, Ran to the fire station to loot it, guy opened the door, stared at me for a few seconds brought my aim toward his skull and unloaded my AK into his face, "friendly!!" was in direct chat. Opps. Also just logged in, was dark and someone was directly in front of me in a fires station again ( pattern emerging here ). I had nothing so looted a GPS from his pack and an AKM. He tired to go up the stairs and noticed he couldn't move past the object in the darkness (me) i calmly reloaded the AKM stolen from his pack and proceeded to end him. Lets see what else, snuck up on a guy with a ghulliy suit ( no idea how to spell that meh ) as he crawled around an office building...not sure why, shot him several times in the leg with my m9 pistol and watch as he struggled to get away from me. Bit of an kid torturing the ants with a magnifying glass thing here. He Alt - F4 before i could finish him. Needless to say that was my fault. Ok god that's it for today, will be back with more atorsities tomorrow iam sure. Signed Boomstick.

Its obvious you don't like brutal games, This one isnt for you, trust me, if you think broken bones should heal over time then just leave now. You aren't gonna like this because what you see as frustrating i see as pure entertainment. I define love as making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an SVD and NVG. I also enjoy the fact the very same could happen to me, some of the funnest times in the game for me have been when i get my legs broken and i still somehow against the odds survive. I never feel safe, and that's the realistic aspect of the game, the risk of losing what you have at any second! So go back to Dark Souls, that game is for pussies. btw, beans to anyone who got that reference : )