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  1. When a world goes mad, so do its inhabitants. Introducing DayZ Psychopaths: A series of short stories following a few of Chernarus' craziest and insane individuals. When a world goes mad, so do its inhabitants. EPISODE 1: The Electrician Bob, an electrician for a major hydro company in his life before The Outbreak, has lost everything. His mind is crippled and he is unaware of the dead world around him. Bob is a psychopath.
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    DayZ Psychopaths: "The Electrician"

    The known psychopaths of Chernarus will be on the experimental servers... :)
  3. This was the first thing I saw when joining the recent 100 maximum player experimental server for DayZ -- or "The Bambi Trail" as we know it.
  4. SYNOPSIS: We are Unity. We chase people in underwear and point at people making pig noises. I actually stumbled across 3 people and then started pointed at them, impersonating Invasion of the Body Snatchers. About 10 minutes later, there was a whole battalion of us. This game is weird.
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    Wait, pls help

    DayZ Standalone - "Wait, pls help! (Fire Extinguisher Beat Down)" My group runs into another pack of bandits. After the inevitable slaughter, one man unsuspectingly remains alive and pleads for his life. Should we heal him or let him perish?
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    12 Seconds A Slave

    Oh god, what have I done? SYNOPSIS: In my travels, I come across a slaver transporting a man in cuffs. Should I avoid them or jump in for the rescue? #12SecondsASlave
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    The Pants Bandit

    Meet the "Pants Bandit". SYNOPSIS: There is a bandit in our midst. Watch as I venture through the country side with someone I just met, as we cross paths with a mysterious creepy mute. One of us is the Pant Bandit. One of us will perish. And the other will have his pants stripped from his body. But who?
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    The Spaghetti Whisperer--A Strange Encounter

    That would freak me out. I could only imagine scrummaging through a building at night and hearing, "I'm behind you."
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    The Spaghetti Whisperer--A Strange Encounter

    This was really good, bud. Odd, but good.
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    12 Seconds A Slave

    When he said that I was pretty afraid he might jump me, but then I realized that this man needed saving.
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    Starving to Death

    I venture on a journey to find sustenance. Along this journey, I meet two fellow survivors who as well are struggling to survive. Yet, they are the only thing keeping me going -- there is yet hope. All music in this video was produced by myself. Yeah, that's right. You can find the full song here:
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    Starving to Death

    a land with no bacon, is a land no man wants to be
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    12 Seconds A Slave

    well these things do happen all the time, you just gotta keep your eye out and not shoot first and ask questions later
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    12 Seconds A Slave

    i did not know Master had a gun but I wanted to keep myself hardy till freedom is opportune.
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    12 Seconds A Slave

    thank u guys it was intense and it hurt my body
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    Morgan Freeman needs a Boat

    its good. beans.
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    12 Seconds A Slave

    #Hero
  18. Any idea when the Main Stream will be uploaded to Youtube?
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    RIP DayZ

    A good way to avoid these types of players is to play the maps that are less popular, like 2017 and DayZ+. I play these and rarely run into "run-and-gun" players.
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    [Video] The Hunger GameZ

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    [Video] The Hunger GameZ

    Is there not a video that oversees all of the action like previous "Hunger Games" in Dayz as just opposed to your perspective?
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    DAYZ Urban map

    Looks interesting, please keep working at it. This is what this game needs, a dense urban city. Would be cool if the buildings were mostly enterable.
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    Playing at night

    DayZ is simply at its best at night. I absolutely hate it when servers are locked to '24/7 Daylight'.
  24. This server is horrible. Me and my friends are playing on this server and suddenly my friend gets banned, along with like 10 other people. I ask the admin, "why?". He says he had some illegal gun when he only had an AKS-74 U. Which was of course a lie. I tell him that it is a horrible server, as he begins banning more people, and inform him kindly that this is not how you run a server and it is only a good way to make sure people don't join your server... and I got banned. So the IP is, 64.31.39.122:2322, and is called "DayZ Taviana - 2.0 (Regular|3D:ON|CH:ON) - La Cantina | 400 Vehicles | DayTime Don't play on that server, it's a waste of time.
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    Hackers on DE 295

    And when I spawned, by the way, I was given all the best gear in the game including AS50, guille suit, etc. :S
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