The Joker (DayZ)

Oh my god quit your whining. NO ONE FORCED YOU TO BUY THE GAME!!! no one is forcing you to play it either. What now you are going to say that Rocket has to pay your electric bill because your computer needs electricity to run in order to play the game? you are an idiot please quit playing this game and go play farmville.

Dude you are a complete idiot. If everyone had a problem on a server like this everyone would have their own server and no players playing on it. How dare someone complain about someone abusing power. Your resolution to the problem is idiotic and makes you look like a moron.

or pull a bear grylls and drink our urine!!!!!!!! lulz

for the love of everything holy... this thread is for reporting bugs. not requests!! actually this isn't even the place to report bugs....

wow if you don't want a fix then don't post it lol.....

pssst the atv is the best thing you can get in my opinion. its quick off road and easy to hide. if you have found one fix it keep it and make sweet sweet love to it before you log off.....

don't waste your time her vagina obviously is hurting her. no sense in arguing or trying to teach a retard anything. let her keep getting killed over and over till she learns to survive..

facepalm......... is this troll food? first of all there is a place to make suggestions this is not the place. second of all quit playing like a noob suck it up

oh my goodness look everyone an einstien! wow look if you want a simple game to play look at the NES system and play mario bros it has simple controls it has a direction pad and two buttons A and B. have fun and as far as your request again for a weapon...... HATCHET it has a wood handle and a chuck of metal at the end that has sharp edges that is red.... find one equip it to from your toolbelt and press R then use the left mouse button to use it..... they are found everywhere just look.... wait why am i trying to teach a retard how to play a game and is to stupid to use google or youtube to learn.... better yet dumbass uninstall and go play with your my little ponnies. dipstick

its called a hatchet and its the easiest weapon to find and it is a melee weapon. learn about a game before you jump into it. there are instruction videos that show you everything you need to know on youtube. please don't waste space on the forums with ignorance. also there is a place for suggestions on this forum. this is not the place for suggesting things especially if you are suggesting something that already exists in the game.

drink less soda and more milk it does a body good and builds strong bones!

they already did that try updating your game......... you can only respawn when you have a broken leg

well if it is boring don't play...... here society gives you your two cents back and we humbly ask you to leave..... the planet. please find the nearest exit and show yourself out. thank you.

throw in a pair of flip flops a stuffed bear ice cream and playboy magazine and we sir have a deal!

I have the rarest item of all on the whole mainland of chenarus toilet paper! do you have it? didn't think so! i will trade the GPS for TP meet me at the out house!