Pony Vests

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Chernobyl isn't far off from Chernarus... I'm sure Strelok will be more than happy to join your clan.

I have the most fun while in a vehicle and there is absolutely no reason to not try for them.

If I get sniped while running in a serpentine fashion at full sprint, I don't really care because that sniper actually took the time to learn how to lead his shots. I can't count the number of times I was crouch walking through Elektro and watched more than ten shots from an AS50 land all around me or watched a DMR sniper unload three mags in my general direction. It's laughable how most of the player base who camps sniper hill perceives themselves as real snipers.

If they shoot on sight, I hide their bodies every time. AS50/L85/Coyote Backpack? Hide every time. Friendly guy trying to fight off a horde and loses, I'll guard his body from a safe distance or use it as bandit bait.

Shit, people act like they've never played a game in alpha before... This is why alpha should be invite exclusive (to weed out the morons) and beta should be limited open with limited invites (to increase the player-base and also keep the morons out).

To anyone worried about having a less-than-fighting-chance against hackers if you lose all of your gear, you don't stand a fighting chance in the first place. Any one of these script kiddies can enable god mode at any given time and if they want to start teleporting behind you with an AS50 in-hand, there is no amount of gear that will stop that from happening. It's best to just start fresh and hope BattlEye and active admins can catch and do away with all these lame-ass scripters. I've switched to private hives because of how useless it has become to play on open hives. Ten minutes worth of running on several different servers and I can be back to Chern or Elektro rocking a full sniper setup, hacked or non just because I know where a solid line of AS50/L85 tents are sitting.

How can someone possess NVGs and be so ignorant about the ammo name?

They were trying this on other forums. They do have a camp up there, but they fill the tents with the gear they loot off the people trying to sneak into the camp

I just joined a high pop server US328 KrypticContact.com where I loaded in north of Chern hoping to see some rock wall snipers camping out. I didn't see anybody lying down, but I did see a black SUV parked next to the wall. I scanned all over Chern with an L85 to see if anyone was camping the SUV to use as bait and saw nothing - no heat signatures anywhere. When I stood up and started moving towards the vehicle, I saw a few heat spots show up while scanning the field and when I aimed down the sights, I saw about seven guys laying in the field staring at me. I immediately ducked behind a tree and layed down hoping to maybe snipe one or two of them before I died when someone named Fish started playing music over the chat. It wasn't in direct communication and the server did not support global - the name was whitish like when an admin speaks to the server. Within a few seconds, I heard footsteps behind me and immediately turned around (music was playing the entire time to muffle the sound of the footsteps) when I saw two guys teleport behind me. Had I not aborted quickly I would have been able to get pictures, but I would have also died to cheaters. They all had red paint on their faces and were wearing the soldier clothing. If someone near Chern wants to grab some videos of these guys, join at your own risk.

An island is about the safest place for a heli (not Skalisty). Just make sure you have a friend with a boat come grab you, otherwise you will lose everything while swimming. Or you could take the ballsy route and hide it inside the church like some people tend to do.

Was that your attempt at poetry? A sentence does not need a line all to itself (and you call someone else a retard... irony). Besides, I like the colored text since it directs your attention to good comparisons and information.

http://i.imgur.com/WA33d.jpg This is what it would have looked like if you didn't get that kill.

Will there be guards for our party? The last one I hosted in Elektro was rudely interrupted by 15 or so AS50 snipers duking it out all on Sniper Hill. It was pretty difficult having a good time tossing chem lights and smoke grenades with all that shooting going on above us.

I believe most of the guns were left out for realism purposes. The odds of finding an ordinary pistol in your average household is pretty high. The odds of finding the same oridinary pistol with a silencer attached is ridiculously high. The M9 being a favored weapon of military personnel is more likely to be found with a silencer attached. Now, I'm sure when someone saw the Makarov SD in their script list to bring over weapons into DayZ, they thought it would be cool to have a silenced Makarov and brough it over. They died, someone else found it thinking it was legit and kept the gun. That person died and the gun changed hands again, but this time into the hands of someone who knew how to dupe. Honestly, I've seen more Gold Revolvers than Makarov SDs, both of which would draw a swift and abrupt ban, but neither of which would break the game. So yes, I'm with the OP in thinking the bans handed out for using guns which offer no real advantage (with or without a SD, if your main gun is a Makarov, you aren't getting far with that alone) is a bit extreme. However, if you're an admin and you see a Makarov SD or Gold Revolver in someone's item list (or however they check for spawned gear), how are you to know they didn't just spawn some weapon crates and take the "cool looking guns" and leave the rest? As we all know, tents, vehicles, and even weapon crates are stuck on a server with this current patch, so if someone spawns in some crates, tents, and sets up shop in Kamenka, every fresh spawn on that server will have access to a plethora of unfair weapons right off the bat; which if they leave with spawned-in guns, they are likely to start getting banned from their home servers without realizing what happened (if they are new to the game). Although, if they implemented some sort of warning system for people with a spawned-in item in their pack, that would be great.

I tend to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, but that doesn't mean I walk up to them with my gun lowered and say "Hi" while standing still. I will circle you constantly with my gun drawn while talking on the mic. If I don't get a response and you are the proud owner of a gun, you might just get shot if you look like you're aiming at me or trying to lead me. If I get a response and you act suspicious while we are moving around or I look behind when we part ways and you go prone in my direction, you might just get shot. If you are laying on one of the many sniper hills with a DMR or .50, you will get shot on sight and looted as quickly as possible (oh, and don't bother going back for your body... I hide them). I can't count the number of people I've met, helped, shot at, and just ran by who didn't have any ulterior motives other than survival. Almost all of them are just like me and you, just trying to find a better weapon until they meet up with some friends or find that camp they've been looking for. Some of them are just there to rack up kills and will attack you on sight, even if you're carrying an AKM and they are mindlessly swinging a hatchet while screaming "im gunna keeel dis noooob!" over the mic. Moral of the story? Act like a dick and you will get treated like one. Sniping just for kills is a dick move and trying to justify your actions is laughable.

If I'm that far away by myself and I don't have a considerably good weapon worth keeping, I'll just let myself bleed out or die in the gunfight since the time spent running normally isn't worth the gear I would have lost. Besides, you can find most weapons around the popular towns and grab the better ones off corpses on the surrounding areas.

Jesus fucking christ, if a zombie apocalypse suddenly makes everyone forget how to chew with their mouth closed, I'm going to just off myself.

Irony

If you Alt+F4 during a loading screen, the game will generally revert your spawn location to a fresh spawn location along the coast. This was seemingly implimented to prevent server hopping, but it also has many uses... like if a hacker teleports you to the debug field 70,000 meters away from the edge of the map. Keep rejoining low-pop servers until you finally get respawned to the coast. My buddy just tested using Alt+F4 during the black loading screen three separate times and he was teleported to three different fresh spawn locations. Maybe look around and do some research before coming here to cry about being teleported to the middle of somewhere as there are several topics about spawns being reset back to the coast.

Have your buddy put a bullet in your head and guard your body so nobody else grabs your gear or send him to a hospital for an epi-pen. You don't have many other options here since I've been plagued with this bug before.

Tent out in the open is sniper bait and anyone who openly runs to check a tent out in the open is a complete moron. I don't go near a tent if it's within 1000 meters of a building or road since I've been sniped in some really ridiculous places trying to loot a tent in a seemly empty forest.

This happens when you are in the debug area and someone kills you/nukes the server. When you die while loading in, the game has a very difficult time deciding where you put you and most people end up in the debug forest/field because of this. As for spawning in Elektro, that was just a hacker teleporting you there.

Spawning guns isn't being smarter. It's like throwing a tantrum to your mommy because the big kids won't let you play with them, so she goes outside and makes them play with you.Bottom line: If you aren't smart enough to know how to engage someone where you begin with the upper hand or at least have a way of escape, then natural selection has taken place and you were removed from existence. Throwing a tantrum and teleporting to them with god mode enabled to shoot them in the back is laughably pathetic. It isn't leveling the playing field or trying to make things fair. Someone was better than you and you lost because of it - get over yourself.

Don't worry. We will find your next one.