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  1. hoffa (DayZ)

    guitar case backpack

    But I shot a man in Cherno Cause fuck him, faggot noob
  2. hoffa (DayZ)

    Mortar!

    That's even worse, not plaussible at all! Army trying out their shots over an area that might still have survivors? You'll never get your mortars, just deal with it.
  3. hoffa (DayZ)

    How the hell did you guys even try the new patch?

    Last I've read on one of the topis is that Rocket said they think they've found a reason for all of this and are testing the hotfix. I didn't have any problems myself, a few servers were stuck on waiting the host, but most of them were good and smoother than before. One session lost, but my character remained. There's probably more people who aren't experiencing issues, but you guys with problems are louder so it may seem alot of people can't play. That's natural, since you need to report the problem, but some of you need to be less lame about it.
  4. hoffa (DayZ)

    Rolling Update Rev - 0.43.116251

    This reminds me, add voodoo to the game. Seriously, that shit is real. Don't ever go to Haiti.
  5. hoffa (DayZ)

    Things i found so far in the new update

    I have 3 cans of tactical bacon. I'm gonna make me a necklace
  6. hoffa (DayZ)

    Rolling Update Rev - 0.43.116251

    I don't know, I never played that :) I just thought it would be nice to change the subject a bit. Carry on.
  7. hoffa (DayZ)

    Rolling Update Rev - 0.43.116251

    RUST>DayZ
  8. hoffa (DayZ)

    Where am I?

    This one is actually OK in my oppinion, it doesn't say what spawns where, and yeah, maps in the game are too hard to find. In reality, there would be alot of maps, and it wouldn't be a bad idea to put a map in every train station. Not lootable, but hang it on the wall and make it available for players to read.
  9. hoffa (DayZ)

    Mortar!

    Screw mortars, I want ALL of those! http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/revolution-weaponry
  10. hoffa (DayZ)

    Rolling Update Rev - 0.43.116251

    I'd understand all the whinning if there was only a disclamier when you bought the game... but there's a fucking disclaimer every time you start the game, every goddamn time, and it takes up half the screen, why do you need to whine about stupid things? I get it when people have serious problems, but some of you just don't want to figure it out, you demanded an update, now that there are problems, you want the previous one back, people actually take time to explain that fixed experimental doesn't guarantee fixed stable, and still you don't wanna listen, but whine and whine and whine.
  11. hoffa (DayZ)

    Mortar!

    Tanks? Only if they would need the whole crew to be fully operational. And I'm not quite sure why everyone thinks those bases should contain so much stuff... they look more like outposts really, a couple of barracks, some tents... that's it. I didn't see an armory, or a tank garage, or anything like that.
  12. hoffa (DayZ)

    RAIN!

    I'd actually like to see a short summer thunder storm that makes you find shelter. I never feel safe in the game, ever, it would be nice to have a couple of minutes knowing that no one can see you in that weather, and no one runs around.
  13. hoffa (DayZ)

    RAIN!

    It didn't cross your mind they'll make rain ruin gear or make you sick along with raincoats working?
  14. hoffa (DayZ)

    Where am I?

    Every source out of the game ruins it. The question is how much patience a person has i memorising over 200km^2. During my first times in the mod I depended on the database so much, always checking the map for the gear, and not actually searching in-game. It got boring pretty fast, and to this day I still don't know the whole map. It's like driving in a car as a passive passanger time and time again, and when it's your turn to drive - you don't have a clue where to go. That's why the standalone is amazing for me even in this state, I can concentrate on exploring on my own, and fairly sure I know my way around the coast now, getting to the NEAF is a piece of cake, and a closing the perimiter around NW of the map. Lenghty process, but worth it. Now, if I could only find a map in this game, that would be amazing.
  15. hoffa (DayZ)

    So you think you're better than me?

    I'm starting to forget what this game looks like in full colour (full blood) :(
  16. hoffa (DayZ)

    Mortar!

    No, no, no, no, and just to make myself clear - no! Mortars? Are you serious? In a post-apocalyptic world, with a bunch of survivors who did god-knows-what before the outbreak, you want to parade them around like a group of grade A soldiers, using mortars, RPGs and what not. You know what people would use the mortars for? For spraying hot places, killing people from distance just cause they could.
  17. hoffa (DayZ)

    Rolling Update Rev - 0.43.116251

    No, you're lying! There ARE invisible zombies, but the government doesn't want us to know about it, maaan!
  18. hoffa (DayZ)

    Temporary nerf to falling damage?

    Nothing to do with the falls, but since we're talking details, I WANT a death animation. Someone shoots you, char falls to his knees and faces the shooter, and you get 1-2 seconds before the end to flip them off :D
  19. hoffa (DayZ)

    Temporary nerf to falling damage?

    I'd be happy with anything that looks better than this casual standing appearance when falling :D Just a bit of rotation and arms/legs flapping would do the trick. Along with point of impact deciding break or death. If that can be done fairly easy, I think this is a must for a game that aims high on the realism chart.
  20. hoffa (DayZ)

    Temporary nerf to falling damage?

    We're not cats, no fall control :) just a ragdoll which would be good enough to mimic the rotation you'd do in mid-air if you fell from a 3-4-5-10m. The shorter the fall - more chance your face won't break the fall. If there's a small "curb" on the roof, your rotation increases... I don't know how to explain this better, I hope you understand. Anyway, I don't think that would be a hard thing to do. Would it?
  21. hoffa (DayZ)

    Temporary nerf to falling damage?

    Not so silly, people may survive huge falls, and die falling from 1 or 2 meters. It all depends on what part of your body hits the ground, what kind of ground it is and so on. I've read about a drunk guy, fell from the 6th or 7th story of a building, and since his body was relaxed from all the alcohol, he went home with a couple of bruised ribs. Human body is strange, and that's hard to implement into a game. If you fall from the top of the 3m ladder, and the back of your head hits the concrete underneath... there's a pretty big chance you're done. I'm not sure if they can improve ragdoll for freefall in this game, but if they can, point of impact should decide what happens to you.
  22. hoffa (DayZ)

    Standalone Priorities - The Big One

    This actually happened once :(
  23. hoffa (DayZ)

    Amputations in Dayz

    And now you've made my first comment pointless :( way to ruin everyone's day :(
  24. hoffa (DayZ)

    Amputations in Dayz

    It's cool how you quoted him and made sure the spoiler was also in the first comment on page 2 :D
  25. hoffa (DayZ)

    Rolling Update Rev - 0.43.116251

    I thought throwing objects was currently disabled?
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