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About Derpaholic

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    Dead baby jokes, Cracked, Zombies, and Nazi Hookers, Coca Cola, Survival, YouTube and the the cake being a lie.

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    When I was only half a year old my parents died protecting me from rabid zombie hooker nazis, vicious bastards. I was then raised by a pack of wolves only to find out they lead the attack on my parents, so I proceeded to slaughter them using nothing but dental floss, an eggbeater, and the intestines of the pack members themselves. It was mildly entertaining. Soon after I discovered the cure for cancer in what seemed to be the most useless creature ever to live on the planet, the mosquito. Also in my scientific pursuits I perfected the process of cloning humans. I now have an army of Freddie Mercury.
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    CryEngine 3 - Possible?

    Derpaholic replied to oshi7's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    I myself would like to see it on the fallout engine. In my humble opinion its perfect for survival right? Just implement some online features.
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    Eliminate the Bandit/PK'r Advantage

    Derpaholic replied to fish911503's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    This idea could be expanded upon if you are upset about bandit awareness and reputation http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/38469-death-notes/
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    Death Notes

    Derpaholic replied to Derpaholic's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    yes and it might be kind of cool if that random guy that killed me at least knows i wasnt a bandit, and someone could at least hear my epic tale about death and friendship... poor phillip.
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    CryEngine 3 - Possible?

    Derpaholic replied to oshi7's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    sorry man i think it would be too different. Sure the currrent engine has some issues, but there would be more problems converting the game to cryengine. Don't get me wrong i love cryengine and im a total Crysis Freak but, it seems as though it would be too combat oriented and not the strategy and realism that DayZ currently has. I have to say if it did work out that way and ran well I would eat a baby to see it happen.
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    kill on site solution

    Derpaholic replied to Hawk24's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    At least you know what time it is... no matter what.
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    Death Notes

    Derpaholic replied to Derpaholic's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    haha yeah that exactly what i was thinking. well not the penis thing but you know.
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    Broken leg? Splint it up!

    Derpaholic replied to stripes's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    YES! I was going to post this but you beat me to it. Good on ya, I dont know how many times I was just waiting to die because i stubbed my toe on a two foot drop.
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    Death Notes

    Derpaholic posted a topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    I would like to see Death Notes in DayZ. A custom message that will be written by the player before death, and can be viewed by players after death. This would be stored on the corpse. I thought this would be cool for people that break their legs and are just waiting to die, they could also reveal a stash they had hidden or what happened before their death. This happend to me when my dear friend died in my arms... well actualy i put him out of his misery because he broke his leg. But it was still a sad interesting story.
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    Third person vs First person view

    Derpaholic replied to Rising (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    I really like the 3rd person view. I don't like having seizures from the head bobbing.
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