DanielTy88

Well I want to here some of the communities best DayZ related jokes. This is for pure lolz and entertainment. I will start it off with a couple I thought of. Knock Knock....Who's there?....Not a bandit!....Not a bandit who?....Not a bandit that's about to shoot you in the face...Ok come in...-.- DayZ...Where the unexpected is expected... If you kill a player in the woods does it make a sound....You bet your ass it does! Hopefully you guys have better jokes than my cheesy one's.lol

Sorry for bringing up an old thread, But when is the winner going to be announced? Just wondering:p

There was one server I actually tried, I don't remember the name because it was to retarded.lol You spawn in with random guns, But that wasn't the worst part...Whenever you kill someone, They spawn back within 30m of you with the same weapons...I found that out the hard way... Then I spawn right back on that guy...I killed him,ran off,then left forever...lol

Ah yes, That would probably be easier.lol

What the fuck is this all about?

You do know that you will have to find someone,shoot them,keep shooting them, then see if they wake back up.lol All in the name of science!

It's pretty obvious this account was created to troll and piss people off. If not...Then ignorant retard?

I am sure a lot of people have already seen this one, But if you haven't, Here you go.lol

Sounds alright, But what happens to all the people who stream the game when their names are found out.:/

Because...

Who keeps going around shaking fences?

Who keeps the grass cut at north east airfield?

I mostly do the same.... Run around stalking/scaring people, Giving food and bloodbags until I get shot.lol

That's a good fucking question!

Who replaces the glass in the hospitals?

You having fun with my sig?

Did you not see that I wrote, Try to look at it from his point of view? I quoted it like it was him talking not me...This is why I just gave up...

This is pointless...I'm done.

I don't understand why people get so mad at having a choice on what kind of server you want to play on...I play on a DayZero 1st person only server. I don't go around preaching that every server should be first person because it's the best experience ever! I simply don't care, If they want to play on a 3rd person server, Let them... People act like if there is a 3rd person server that they have to join it. And as for my family member, Yes it was very rude! And just want to leave you with a big F YOU!

I'm done...This is pointless...

Gave an opinion, Got bashed because it was different then there opinion...I give up...

I am all for first person, I just think you should have the option to choose between a 1st and 3rd person server. I know a few people who get sick/motion sickness from playing in 1st person. Why limit the options when you could have a choice.

Every time I do it, It ends up floating in mid air...On the next floor below me...

I want to play and build on this sooo bad.lol

Wow that looks nice! You can actually see what you are doing now.lol