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My old rig sometimes throws me into those ranges! God I can't wait to rip her guts out for a young model! She is still pretty to look at but her under the hood parts! Eeeeew!

Welcome Mark! When a boy zombie and a girl zombie love each other very much...

As long as I can find a purple fur coat and a fur trimmed fedora, we tight... Otherwise I will be holding you personally responsible Frags.

Tomorrow then?

Lets get rid of all those things. NVG's, Thermals, .50 cals, rocket launchers, LMG, & assault rifles. they are all over powered and not balanced! Foam noodles and garbage can lids should replace everything! This way no one needs to cry about how unfair everything is. See I just made DayZ fair and balanced!

Alex thank you! I appreciate you releasing these files. (tips hat)

Do I even need to say it? Because I'm Ben Franklin mother f@#$er Seriously tho? I just found it funny when people called me a hypocrite because of my sig. I know, I know even I can be a fool! Shocking isn't it!?

Well how come you never called me again!? I... I LOVED YOU!!! (runs off crying)

Whatever! BattlEye came over kicked in my door, stabbed my puppy, punched my daughters, slapped my wife, and french kissed me! BattlEye is a blight on the video gaming community!!

I'd offer but, I don't play well with others. Well unless your a overweight elderly cross dressing female clown from the wrong side of the tracks. In that case... "Hey baby what's cooking?"

Oops! wrong post! *edit* Make up a persona and run with it.

Love is temporary, Beans are forever.

IDK there are a few mods in there that rock. But because it'll force Bone to bean me... i voted DayZ. Now bean up Boneboys! http://www.moddb.com...s/dayz/#3377045 Also some asshat had Pendragon already!! WTF is that!?

I like it... Reminds me of my basement errr um nevermind! Anyone want to come over for tea?

If it is possible why not make weapons spawn lessen the more there are? Found an AKM @ 1% drop rate? Now it is at a .75% drop rate. AS 50 @ .01 drop rate? Once found it will drop to a .009 etc. If it was possible all loot on a diminished scale would work wonders. Jump a server? Fine your weapons and equipment effect that server now. Although I doubt this is possible, I would enjoy a system where the more of something there is the less likely it'll spawn.

I have to agree with the above posters. As much as I'd like to see it on commander, it is wise to hold off. Shame though I'd love to see this great map become more popular.

"Hey Bandit wait a few minutes.... I gotta drop a deuce!" *Pendragon squats to drop a turd burgler* (Bandit aims and shoot the shit outta Pendragon) Pendragon was humiliated while deficating.... "I hate DayZ!"

I voted no. Rarer yes but removal no. The fact that you are asking the community for input on this is silly at best. Either do it or don't, all your gonna get with the responses are idiots scream for or against it. In the end do what you guys think is best. If this is going to become a trend with you guys, let me know now so i don't waste my time with a player influenced P.O.S. We are the moronic masses, pull from us but please don't cater to us. It always hurts the game in the end.

How dare you sir! The ingame tales of Hetstake are legendary sir... LEGENDARY! Plus he forums and plays at the same time... Het's got mad multitasking skillz.

Simple enough, BOOM! If I borked it, by the nine gods I BORKED it for good.

If only the living human ears could detect the screams of a snail crawling through salt! Then we'd know... We'd know.

Dear diary, Something must be done and quick... I must act fast!

Dear Diary, Yet another page was found. I did not read this one since it is borderline spam. See 1 thread could contain these entries. I have a feeling the author will soon be merged and warned. I cannot shake this feeling like some folks feel the forums are their personal blog! I await the response of my fellow forum goers.

April 26th, 1992, There was a riot on the streets, Tell me where were you? You were sittin' home watchin' your TV, While I was paticipatin' in some anarchy. First spot we hit it was my liqour store. I finally got all that alcohol I can't afford. With red lights flashin' time to retire, And then we turned that liquor store into a structure fire. Next stop we hit it was the music shop, It only took one brick to make that window drop. Finally we got our own p.a. Where do you think I got this guitar that you're hearing today? Hey! (call fire, respond mobil station. Alamidos in Anahiem, Its uhh flamin up good. 10-4 Alamidos in Anaheim) Never doin no time When we returned to the pad to unload everything, It dawned on me that I need new home furnishings. So once again we filled the van until it was full, Since that day my livin' room's been more comfortable. Cause everybody in the hood has had it up to here, It's getting harder and harder and harder each and every year. Some kids went in a store with thier mother, I saw her when she came out she was gettin some pampers. They said it was for the black man, They said it was for the mexican, And not for the white man. But if you look at the streets it wasn't about Rodney King, It's bout this fucked up situation and these fucked up police. It's about coming up and staying on top And screamin' 187 on a mother fuckin' cop. It's not written on the paper it's on the wall. National guard??! Smoke from all around, bah I'm done. Sublime yay!

Dear diary, I found a page of someone's journal. Seems some fish monger wrote it on the back of a Capt. Crunch box. I will keep an eye out for any extra entries, just for the giggles.