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Wait SA doesn't stand for second alpha!? Damn you Rocket!! Always confusabobilating me!

Was just gonna say the WarZ spies are everywhere! But Smasht once more rained on my parade. :(

I guess I better put unofficial DayZ Beach Patrol on those .50 Cal keychains and necklaces? Damn there goes my get rich quick scheme! (shakes fist) Smasht you are a thorn in my backside!

Rage I was globally banned fix it! OMG all I did was turned everyone into a camel toe and grope them in a thunder thighs dome! I was just having fun, I didn't hurt no one, fix it or I'll sue you! If I wanted to waste $30 more dollars on DayZ I'd have to axes my mom and she said if I got banned for the tenth time she'd make me clean the basement, my room, my subterranean apartment!! Fix it or I will report you to the international monetary fund for extortion!!! FIX IT NOW!!!

Don't do it! Zombie logging is bad mmm'kay? Don't mind me boys i'ma go over here for a while.

Like a rabid retard! We'd all be in danger, no where would be safe! The fear it would impose upon us would be like no other in history!

Inception they converted you too! Oh this cult of baby blue is spreading out of control! ;) O.P Yeah it'd been said before (can't remember by who but it was a team member) that they'd be using this foruym for the game as well.

This thread depresses me. 1st world opinions on survival is laughable at best. Would there be violence? Yes. Would everyone KoS? No. Those with skills and intelligence would surely band together and survive. Those who didn't would perish. Me personally I'd opt out, I would not want to live with the nightmares of knowing everyone I loved was killed, turned, or going to die horribly.

Really ya need to ask? Script bitch gotcha.

I believe ya Cherno! :)

The guy is awesome... Even tho his failed assassination attempt on me, had me paranoid for about a week! Thankfully a shadow in the woods ended that! Back on the coast I was able to shake the shackles of gear and ego and start fresh! In retrospect I probably should of done the interview, but I've no regrets. Was an interesting night that is for sure!

Bandits will moan about any system aimed at them. Rocket needs to just pick whatever method he feels is best. I always liked the faces of the dead option. Although i suppose that'd be a pain to do. Heartbeat was interesting, but the deaf players (yes they are out there) are screwed. So instead he made skins. I still think Bandits should see and hear shit thats not there, add a bit of annoyance to their lives.

It's happened to me several times. I play on the same few servers 2 of which are private hives. It has gotten to the point where I just log out after writing the cords down. I just book it back to my body and loot. Sucks when I am way up north! But if you go back to where you logged you'll find your gear. Sucks I know, but it's alpha!

Lucky you! I got killed by a nobody!

4th server malfunction, lost everything I had 3 of those 4 times. The sting was made even worse when vehicles quit spawning. Server is now in its end of life, Nov. 30th it will fade into oblivion. (we now are making a custom rMod server, and have had most of the regulars transferred over. So it isn't a complete loss, but i'll miss my awesome old factory!) :)

I am disappointed! I just knew this would be an ode to the glory of ME! Bastard!

Not really it is dull after a bit. (Although I think you were being sarcastic) :huh:

Depends honestly, If it is a bandit I will kill or be killed. Anyone else I'd try to end it peacefully. (probably die tho.)

Oh great another mite I have to try! Damn it Frags you better send me a sample sized for Christmas! Yea yeah I know I wasn't exactly well behaved this year! But I did choose to be a hero over a bandit! Isn't that worth some Marmite?

Big BOOM it is the only option. In the words of my wise 2 fingered father. When in doubt, break the explosives out!

'ception was using overly abused American misconceptions of Aussies to describe how awesome you were. Burrito Men at Work and Midnight Oil still 2 bands I adore. Het come on vegemite is the food of the gods! Had some shipped to me to try... 1st taste I gagged, but I soon found myself craving the sickly paste! I think you guys put super crack/heroine in there. Plus on a cracker it tastes edible! Way better then Soilent Green!

I just want to see them grabbing and tackling! They could do away with the zig zag if zombies could pull/knock you down. Either way tho, I fear they won't cause me any fear.

Yeah definitely prefer the kit on pure death match servers. They are a good diversion. Normally tho I like being naked!

More of Mitch Connor, dude is a frickin rock star!

http://dayzmod.com/f...age-statistics/ Been brought up already and explained away. (edit) Damn you DrunkPunk! *shakes fist high above* Ninja'ing s.o.b! :)