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Umm Smorski you forgot C. Run Rabbit Run!

It's the stash, it has powers... evil, evil powers.

Was he jumping or was he pushed? Come on Hamburger and fries you can tell ol' Pen.

You are in the wrong section, That is what a bandit is supposed to do. Honestly it was a dick move tho, but if you are ok with it... I am too. At least you killed for gear and not the lulz.

YOU ALL SEE THAT!!! FRAGGLE IS HITTING ON ME!! :o You best be buying me dinner Beans and telling me I have pretty eyes binoculars. Lmao I really thought I lost my home server (due to hacker rage) yesterday. After a talk with the admin at work, He calmed downed a bit and reopened it. Being the unofficial welcoming commitee / P.R. guy I'd like a place to just play. I will most definately be on tonight sometime, if anything just to see what my ping is. Is there anything I should know before i try and log in? Thanks BTW :beans:

I would love to see the guy's face who'll eventually loot your corpse. O.P I thought someone else hid on top of the school, Inside that small square on the very top, "Pssst'ing!" over direct com. Was expecting to see a video... this was way better.

Don't feel bad last night my favorite servers (Private) were hit again, Same 2 dudes. I texted the admin to take care of it and he just shut her down. Told me he is fed up with the bullshit of having to repeatedly ban the same guys. (IP addys are always the same. The 1st guy uses the name Spriteful. A no life loser out of Oklaholma, don't allow this assed-faced donkey lover on your server, he will just keep getting new keys, (using the same name repeatedly) + a guy named Rolf from the Netherlands, same thing, except he quit showing up after the 3rd time banned. So once more I am looking for a good server! I am hoping once the admin settles down he'll keep it going we had a great group of bandits and survivors. I told him to locked it and I'd create a forum for requests and reports. *Shrugs* Guess thats the price we all pay when no talent jack holes are allowed to run wild.

And so it began, with the successful removal of the L85 thermal, they moved down the list. With dreams of AS-50's and DRM's vanishing from their worlds, the emboldened masses swelled amongst the forums. The next of the unfair hated death noob OP unbalanced bambie murdering tool was brought forth For slaughter. Soon the poll will arrive, as the devs fear the wrath of unhappy patrons will arise. The angry mobs will cast aside yet another disliked evil meany weapon. It will not end there! Oh no... For the next flavor of the month adopted will meet the cries and shouts of the unbalanced pleas. Rejoice for soon this game will cater to you, the devs will bow to your cries! You will have your World of Zombiecraft and balance shall never be balanced. So it begins...

Forgive me if I don't believe you... In any case you are responsible for your own key. But every cheating no life claims they got a false positive.

Really!? No reason? I find that hard to believe... Go play the other Z game and save us all the hassle.

Lol I been there! Had a group of survivors new to the server and I accidentally murdered them all. Oh good times!

One of these days I need to show up on this server... and commit MURDER! j/k I will, one day, get a break and my ping will not be horrible on uk servers! I can play on most AU servers fine but UK they boot my founding father ass out! I see how it is you Brits never forgive. :(

Lmfao! I so love stuff like this.

Yeah saw this last night! It is alot better then the Peter one. Hopefully he'll learn from some other C.O.D./Battlefield trolls and keep getting better. One of the masters! Sorry for the derail!

I swear this is now going to be my prefered method of killing! Hero skinned pond polluter, YEAH!

OMG! ROCKET LIED!!1 I read it on the official DayZ forums! OMG! OMG!! OMG!!! (Shakes fist to the heavens) NOOOOOOOOOooooooo!

1. Zombies would gain the ability to grab, grapple, and tackle players. 2. A greater selection of items the players could use. (guns, clothes, cars, consumables, etc.) 3. The developers refuse to cater to the whiners. If anything they'd actively work to enrage them. If any of these were to be answered please be #3!

Yeah I've played as a semi-nice guy in DayZ, but under these rules... Total douche bag! I would gain a sick pleasure in forcing people out of my world. I've played and enjoyed being the only "living" being on a server. It was as if I owned the world and had a slight pest (zombie) problem. So yeah, I'd be playing totally different with those rules.

True but they fully removed it in the last patch. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/107617-build-1744-rolling-update/ 6th note on the list. Never question the might of the Franklin! ;)

Who the hell let M.Night Shamalan (sp?) in here!

Whenever I hear a squeaky prepubescent voice on side chat I play the Kill Bill whistle.

So see Timmy the moral of the story is, if Zelot37 had just read the patch notes none of this would of been necessary. Remember kids read the notes!

I beaned Het because he is capable of feeling joy! Me I just feel a mild itching in my no no place.

Man after my own heart! BOOM!!

You sure about that? I heard old posters who've vanished never really left. They just gained access to the upper room in the radio tower @ green mountain. It is the entrance to the real DayZ forums! (disclaimer) If I am banned just tell my zombied wife & kids mmmurphm aaarghle!