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    Hetsteak Adventures Official Video Thread

    Weeeee! :D
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    What clothing will YOU wear???

    In 1942 samples of Ben Franklin's genetic code were manipulated by Nazi Buddhist scientists and stored inside a bunker in the craters of the moon. 1969 the Americans sent Neil Armstrong to the moon to recover the sample. I am Ben Franklin 2.0! Seriously tho? Dude was freaking amazing!
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    What clothing will YOU wear???

    Like Benjamin Mother F king Franklin of course! If the devs deny me this then I'd better be able to craft a flesh and bone suit from my victims dead cold corpses! Hell will be a destination vacation if I don't get my Ben Franklin skin in the SA.
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    Dean Hall please don't despair!

    Some wise and inspirational from Ben. "Despair ruins some, presumption many" & "When you're finished changing, you're finished."
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    DayZ in 1100 AD

    This is bad ass, I'd definately play this. Nice work, and I hope you finish this.
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    Has the DayZ Mod come to a stall?

    Actually, I've been having aslot of fun with the mod these days. I am helping find a niche for a server that collapsed. The options of different playstyles amoung the thousands of servers, plus the new mods, maps, and missons. Things are good for us until SA & beyond..
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    Something to be aware of

    I tend to agree with smasht on this one. I can't say what he did any better. Yes people abuse this, yes it sucks, you want to stop it? Don't play on those servers. It really is that simple! I admin on a server (i am an admin lite) my job is to bust the cheats, welcome new players with the golden 2 rules, and I offer medivac service for everyone. The golden 2 rules for those curious. 1.) Don't cheat,hack, or script. 2.) Don't be a dick. Otherwise play as you wish. If you are a bandit thru hero you are all welcome.
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    Congratulations DayZ Devs!

    Black Widow would lure victims into the church in Cherno by asking for help. (In a sultry voice) Then murder them. Dr. Wasteland is a Hero amoung Heros. The medic that popularized that chosen path inside Chenarus. (I was disappointed in Game Informer for not including him in the Top 10 Heros)
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    Hetsteak Adventures

    Bump for justice... Sorry Derpy! I am a sucker for big BOOMS!!!
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    Thank You

    Really Kn0x? You've been here what 4 months? I hate to be this guy, but you need a reality check! Wasn't DayZ way into it's prime in August? Haven't you acted as if you were part of the DayZ team by saying you were official? You still make common new player mistakes in your DayZ videos? Sprinting off a paltform onto stairs!? Dude I hate to hate on you like this, but please return to the real world and quit acting like a hipster. It is awesome you got a semi successful youtube channel, I am also impressed you got Machinima contract. But please stop with this fake crap, you came in when DayZ was in it's prime. You are not PRO at DayZ and 10k subs isn't jaw dropping. It's cool you are doing what you love but please stop this fabricated B.S.
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    Hetsteak Adventures

    You had me at KABOOM! Loved it, will sub nexttime I am on the youtubens!
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    is dayzSA a MMO or a FPS?

    Never shoot the shit... It splatters! Pigeonhole! :P
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    is dayzSA a MMO or a FPS?

    So am I! Best time to post on the forums. Of course he may actually have to work at his job! :( Rhoack I don't think anyone was bashing mmo players. Hell some of the hardest of the hardcore mmo it up!
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    Chris Hansen & Pee-wee Play DayZ

    Yo you are getting better man! I think someone is learning a few tips from the masters! And outta appreciation I subbed ya brother! Merry Christmas, now don't go spending all that Internet love in one place! <3
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    #1 Reason I Hate DayZ

    Noob alert! Noob alert! Bah hahahaha! Karma is a mother f ker do you know what I am saying? (giggles)
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    Vote DayZ goty (IGN AU)

    Voted a few days ago! Even the fact it got mentioned is a achievement and should show those triple a dingbats, you're doing it wrong!
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    is dayzSA a MMO or a FPS?

    True, it could be death by trannyholes. (cue hetsteak in 3,2,1)
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    is dayzSA a MMO or a FPS?

    Somebody call 911 Frags is choking on a pigeonhole! (edit) Frags I think from this day forth I shall use pigeonholing as a sport upon thy shiny and gleaming forums. I will use pigeonholes inappropriately and with extream prejudice!
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    is dayzSA a MMO or a FPS?

    I peeked in a pigeonhole once! Very very bad things going on inside a pigeon.
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    [L85]Am I bannable?

    Hamburger and fries, I expect you to name names. I'll be on Ts / BB tomorrow and Saturday. ;)
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    It's OK To Not to Love PVP

    Mr. Wallace I think we have a failure to communicate here. It sounded like you are basing DayZ off as a shooter only. If this is your opinion that is fine. I however think of it more of a sandbox. Granted there aren't a ton of sandbox features in it yet. I have no problem with PvP, I am quite active in it. I just believe if you treat DayZ as a fragfest, killing everyone, you are doing a disservice to the game. (just as the people who want just pve) There are players who like to create things inside the world. events, crafting, and whatever their imaginations can come up with. Albeit atm we all have limited options. which is why a lot of folks just pvp. I just think in a game that's said to be a sandbox, we the players should learn to accept we each have a valid playstyle. Unless you hack/script/cheat then you just suck!
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    I'm Back!

    You know me Gams I am the foot fungus off the forums... They'll need a strong antibiotic to rid themselves of me!
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    I'm Back!

    Gambles welcome back!! How dare you leave, this is unacceptible! I shall dispatch my zombie horde to your residence henceforth! Welcome back brother!
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    customization?

    This oh gawd please THIS! My :beans: to Mr. Nasty! One can only dream my good man! I tried to get a guy to make me a custom face when they still worked on most servers. Rocket please! All I want for christmas is this option! Forget everything I ever said in the past... this is all i expect in the SA! :D
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    It's OK To Not to Love PVP

    FFA is free for all, Mr Wallace. Also you misunderstood me i believe. When I say all playstyles should thrive, I mean that the option is there for them to play as they see fit and have an enjoyable time. (Which hopefully will improve in the SA) But because of the free for all enviroment, these type games will always evolve to the wolves feeling superior to the sheep and turning the game into nothing but a frag or be fragged game. I've seen it many times where the few victimize the masses and to keep the money flowing the masses will be catered to. So go ahead and call them carebears because they prefer other avenues of play, then complain like i do about how they took a game you loved and ruined it. By all means play it like it is a giant battleground and the only playstyle is your playstyle. I am to old to care anymore. I play however i feel like playing (on any given day) and will continue until the wolves & carebears ruin yet another game i enjoy.
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