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  1. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Lay off the Meth man.
  2. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I got this spawn this morning. Minus everything I owned except my alice pack. Damn Berezino zombie hookers! At least they left me 1 of my kidneys.
  3. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Whoa anyone got any popcorn? Drama, gun fights, betrayals! This was a fun read. :)
  4. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    What Fool!? That ain't Hard Core! (said in a poor Mr. T impression)
  5. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Man i was just trolling, the skin does nothing besides look nice. Although I have the hero skin, I am not much of a hero. I do rescue my r/l friends when they are pinned down, hurt, or just dumbfounded. I usually never shot first, unless you are "coming at me bro!" I really hope these are just place holders, or i find another ghillie/camo outfit soon. I do agree the towel is stupid looking, and the sleeves for the hero need to be neutral in color. Hopefully this is just the beginning on the whole humanity thing. Happy Thoughts & Funny Shoes. Pendragon
  6. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Nope just hides the ugly, so the zombies don't get confused and think you're one of them.
  7. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Yup takes 2 .50 Cal rounds to kill them. ;)
  8. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    You're a Carebear!? Which one can I have your autograph? I mean I'm more of a My lil Pony fan, but what ever Envybear you'll do.
  9. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Someone's got humanity envy!
  10. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Really?
  11. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Lol! Good show old chap.
  12. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    You mean your gonna quit testing because hackers are ruining the alpha? Noooooo!
  13. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Jets or Sharks yo? DayZ this is my Westside Story!
  14. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    What just happen here!? I was gonna come in and be all its a alpha moron not a game. You're a tester not a player... But fucking zombies made him rage?
  15. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Is this one of those topics where we act superior, & look down on people? How dare someone use a function available to them in game? Why everyone should be hard core like us!! Why if you are using a weapon in Dayz you're a nub scrub! I use tin cans and bottles to do my killing!! If you don't well you are just a 12 year old entitled titmouse!!!
  16. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I actually do have a band aid... Not a fix. Just use 1 server and never try to log in more then once every 10 to 15 mins. If you log out for any reason wait for a few before log in. It keeps you on one server, but you don't need to worry about the coast. (sucks I know... It'll be fixed)
  17. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    what he said.
  18. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Yet another "pro" thinking they know anything about something post. Weeeeeee!
  19. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Wtf you trying to say? I can do everything I did before the patch Skippy!
  20. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Really? I hop on your server from time to time. Actually the only time i didnt get kos'd at nwaf was on your server. Me and dude locked eyes both did a 180 and never crossed pathsz again. I'll hop on more often if you need regular players.
  21. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Everest? I think Mr. Hall might be a bit of a nutter!
  22. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I just want a light blue polyester suit from the 70's and a perm! Yeah nothing says "HERO" like polyester!
  23. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Lol you deserved it.
  24. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Evil is a foot!
  25. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Go away, just go!
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