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I spawned in today with nothing but my Alice pack. It sucks, it's alpha, it's time to run around like a mad man and blow off steam.

Lay off the Meth man.

I got this spawn this morning. Minus everything I owned except my alice pack. Damn Berezino zombie hookers! At least they left me 1 of my kidneys.

Whoa anyone got any popcorn? Drama, gun fights, betrayals! This was a fun read. :)

What Fool!? That ain't Hard Core! (said in a poor Mr. T impression)

Man i was just trolling, the skin does nothing besides look nice. Although I have the hero skin, I am not much of a hero. I do rescue my r/l friends when they are pinned down, hurt, or just dumbfounded. I usually never shot first, unless you are "coming at me bro!" I really hope these are just place holders, or i find another ghillie/camo outfit soon. I do agree the towel is stupid looking, and the sleeves for the hero need to be neutral in color. Hopefully this is just the beginning on the whole humanity thing. Happy Thoughts & Funny Shoes. Pendragon

Nope just hides the ugly, so the zombies don't get confused and think you're one of them.

Yup takes 2 .50 Cal rounds to kill them. ;)

You're a Carebear!? Which one can I have your autograph? I mean I'm more of a My lil Pony fan, but what ever Envybear you'll do.

Someone's got humanity envy!

Really?

Lol! Good show old chap.

You mean your gonna quit testing because hackers are ruining the alpha? Noooooo!

Jets or Sharks yo? DayZ this is my Westside Story!

What just happen here!? I was gonna come in and be all its a alpha moron not a game. You're a tester not a player... But fucking zombies made him rage?

Is this one of those topics where we act superior, & look down on people? How dare someone use a function available to them in game? Why everyone should be hard core like us!! Why if you are using a weapon in Dayz you're a nub scrub! I use tin cans and bottles to do my killing!! If you don't well you are just a 12 year old entitled titmouse!!!

I actually do have a band aid... Not a fix. Just use 1 server and never try to log in more then once every 10 to 15 mins. If you log out for any reason wait for a few before log in. It keeps you on one server, but you don't need to worry about the coast. (sucks I know... It'll be fixed)

what he said.

Yet another "pro" thinking they know anything about something post. Weeeeeee!

Wtf you trying to say? I can do everything I did before the patch Skippy!

Really? I hop on your server from time to time. Actually the only time i didnt get kos'd at nwaf was on your server. Me and dude locked eyes both did a 180 and never crossed pathsz again. I'll hop on more often if you need regular players.

Everest? I think Mr. Hall might be a bit of a nutter!

I just want a light blue polyester suit from the 70's and a perm! Yeah nothing says "HERO" like polyester!

Lol you deserved it.

Evil is a foot!