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  1. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    You deserve it.
  2. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Log out and log back in.
  3. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I don't think people understand this, Its not gearing up (mini game), it's not pvp or pve (mini games), it's not how much time you invest inside the game, it's what you do with it. It is a sandbox, make your own fun, if you can't or don't know how... well this isn't your kind of game. "End game" should not be a hand holder or amusement park experience, it should give you the tools to make your own "end game". Every time you people come in here and talk "end game" I think of the terrible decisions made while catering to the "power gamers" and "sheeple". (for lack of a better description) DayZ should be about what "you" did, not what path you followed. /rant
  4. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    LIVE STREAM! ELEK

    [email protected] replied to AllMightyKnox's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery

    Told you to watch your 6 man. Expect a lot more too!
  5. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Must be a noob in there who doesn't know the Zombies clip thru them.
  6. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I love watching people hit electronic devices!
  7. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Back in our day we didn't have no googles! We had alta vista and Hot Bots! Damn whipper snapper quit googling on my lawn!
  8. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Pretty harsh man, it's not nice to pick on the mentally retarded like that. He doesn't know any better, just give him a glance and pass him by. He will go away if he never receives any attention. Plus if he grates on your skin that bad, just find him in game and serve it to him. The beauty of DayZ right there... blowhards and hypocrites alike can be dealt with. Watch your 6 knox.
  9. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    But were still safe to tro erm I mean debate in them right? :P
  10. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    "English is the language of the internet, so either learn it or stay of the internet" 01001110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01110010 01110101 01100101
  11. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    It's a known issue, don't fret to much about.
  12. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    A large portion of the gamer community are retarded entitled little pricks. Rocket should be working on DayZ 24/7.
  13. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    What are you talking about!? He always asks, "Do you want fries with that?" at his place of employment.
  14. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    US 124 to 127 Rooster Teeth servers. Unlike my last 3 home servers... These might stay around awhile.
  15. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    So quit, bah bye.
  16. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    If you turn your head bob off you are easy mode! Why if you use night vision goggles you are easy mode, if you wipe your ass with toilet paper you are easy mode... Stfu already! Find a server with 3rd disable or pay for one yourself and stfu! Jebus T you fricken morons need to stop trying to dog other gamers and learn stfu! TLDR STFU!
  17. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Truth hurts huh? By your spelling alone I make this judgment.
  18. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    nice will have to try this next time I am stuck.
  19. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    /end thread
  20. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    And thank the Giant Robot in the Sky that it is!
  21. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Unimaginative elitist cocksuckers only care how someone else plays their games. Who the fuck cares really? Play how you want, as long as you're not hacking or exploiting I'm good!
  22. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    2 points here. 1.) You are testing an alpha. Even tho it is fun testing, you need to remember you are testing not playing. 2.) This has happen to me also. Instead of pouting and shouting, I just take it as I got drugged and robbed. It sucks (i know) but it also allows you to blow off some steam while gearing back up. I've nothing to lose and everything to gain.
  23. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I lol'd Lightning dome sounds trippy man.
  24. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    It happens to the best of us. Just pretend you got drugged and robbed... Be happy they didnt steal your kidneys.
  25. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I spawned in today with nothing but my Alice pack. It sucks, it's alpha, it's time to run around like a mad man and blow off steam.
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