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Everything posted by [email protected]

  1. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I'd like to install a machine by their computer. They execute a script and it punches them squarely in the Nuts / Ovaries. Seems simple enough.
  2. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    Reallly?

    [email protected] replied to Gumpnstein's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Man so many gamers are demanding little brats. I personally love the attitude by Rocket and the team. You kids need put in your place.
  3. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Excellent Smithers! *rubs hands together feverishly*
  4. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Hardly anyone is gonna listen to ya Jack. I agree and refuse to use suspect gear. Turned down a pair of nvgs and a as 50 from a kid i work with cause i think he is duping that shit. I almost have him convinced to bring me to his camp. In time i will nuke it when it is actually gonna stay nuked.
  5. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Don't know wasn't there and can view the server logs. No one really knows but the admin and that player. Contact the servers admin if you can with as much info as you. Can remember.
  6. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I like to berate them. Always ask them why their pee wee is so tiny, is that why they script? Or call them an •insert animal• fucker. But the reason I came here... Do we really need yet another packer host?
  7. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    The mod will still be here. (possible opened up for others to mod) But it won't be as secure/polished as the stand alone. Either buy the stand alone or don't. Just don't QQ over it.
  8. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    In a world filled with undead. One man must overcome impossible odds. To search out his own destiny. Finding his way among the hunters and the prey. That man is... The MANHUNTER! This film is rated xxx and should not be seen by anyone.
  9. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Did we need yet another thread on this? Hacker thread 6,872,999 created. Script bitches suck, killing the mod, yadda yadda yadda. We know!
  10. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Well to be honest no matter what the back story is, it's all been done before. Mr. Hall has said he was influenced by movies and such. Remember rule # 1 nothing you think is original or unique.
  11. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Battle logging is bad, take the death or go play hello kitty zombie island.
  12. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I drink every one I come across! Just as I would in reality. Screw the curse I am going out quenched!
  13. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    DMR in town makes life exhilarating! I just use my secondary on zombies tho. I'd keep both and dump the mp5 sd.
  14. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    -100 to manliness +50 to douchieness +50 to penis envious -9000 to reputation amongst non-script bitches. There's your fucking stats. (edit) auto correct bullshit.
  15. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Be a manly man and drop it in a dead zombie.
  16. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Someone's got a small peener and is angry. Rawr! Seriously Joker gtfo you are worse then a piece of dog shit stuck on a shoe. Go play WoW or something we don't need you here.
  17. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I've been trying to talk my admin to turn it up also. Love them Kiwi/Ozzy players. When I first started playing I had an ozzy and kiwi rescue me from a large pack of zombies. Them dudes were fantastic! I had a blast playing with them. At the end of the night they popped my cherry. (both unloaded on me and said welcome to DayZ motherfucker!) been hooked ever since. Also that is some grade A humor right there!
  18. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Dumb ass said "Reason I don't respond much to this is because how uneducated people are on certain topics. Rocket has said it himself you can not get banned. Second off, an admin can't even prove somebody has a hacked weapon in unless they see it." Admins have a log that shows everything in your inventory. Admins do ban (from their servers)and no Rocket won't help you.
  19. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Mine plays fine.
  20. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    I need help.

    [email protected] replied to mitch_howdie's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Figures im at work! I'd help ya out if I could. Demon rescue this poor pup and you have my beans!
  21. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    this post is dumb and I am dumb for reading it.
  22. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    In my opinion if you use it, you are no better then the limp dick shitneck that spawned it in. Admins do ban you from their servers, and don't think rocket is gonna blacklist them either... He won't.
  23. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    No you can't get globally banned this is true. But admins can and do ban ppl with hacked weapons. And they should. You are no better then the scum who hacked it in. Just destroy it like a real man and go on with your bad self. IMHO you should get a "time out" for using known hacked weapons. Add 15 minutes per offence.
  24. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    And alot of um! Good thing they are so common.
  25. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    No dumb ass it isn't your fault, it is the script bitches fault. What I was saying was if you show off a great game and people come in droves, you helped contribute to the popularity of said game. I don't blame the streamers and youtubers, I blame the lil dicked goat fuckers who can't play by the rules. Just ffs if you glorified the game and complain about the riff raff you helped bring in, stfu and deal with it or don't idc.
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