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Everything posted by [email protected]

  1. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Longest alpha you've seen? Dude you know shit. Oh you think you are well informed, but that statement shows you are nothing more then a blow hard. Longest alpha? It's been a few effing months!
  2. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Then fucking leave you negative Nancy boy! You and all these idiot whiners haven't a damn clue wtf it takes to build shit. Where is your cred? Oh wait you all are just immature morons crying because shit isn't happening how you "think" it should. Dumbasses! Sorry mods been trying to behave lately but ffs these people just get dumber with every boo hoo.
  3. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    FIX IT ROCKET NOW!!! QQ Or I'll take my toys and go home!
  4. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    This mod.

    [email protected] replied to badpr1m3r's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    If a person ever invented a monitor you could punch people thru... I,d have sore knuckles! Lots of whine bags, blow hards, and douches on here In need of a good corn knuckle to the throat.
  5. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    You bored inception? Or are you wanting to be a pollster when you grow up? ;)
  6. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    What Smasht said.
  7. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    LMAO! I thought this as well.
  8. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    What an asshole.
  9. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    I just Want to Die! D:

    [email protected] replied to barbaricmustard's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery

    Guess they didn't want the Bandit wrap! Funny stuff Mustard.
  10. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I know I am old, I admit to being slightly more "carebear" with my advanced age, but this shit... not funny.
  11. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    That was some sweet revenge. Nice job!
  12. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Beans to the cute Japanese girl profile pic. (o.-) I do love them tails!
  13. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    LOL I thought the same thing! Although you and I know very very bad things happen in Berezino... just no one hears you scream. Stay away, it's a trap!
  14. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    You did the right thing peanut. People gonna hate on you for it. Most people view honor with scorn... Don't sweat it.
  15. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    The truth cannot be considered a flame my friend. I was just flaming the ignorant... That includes more then just the Muslims. Religion and Faith are not the same. Faith doesn't dictate the murdering of the innocent.
  16. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Religion is a crutch for the feeble minded. Let's keep such silliness out of these forums.
  17. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Why do I kill in DayZ? To remove the gear of assholes like you.
  18. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Stop trying to make us retarded with your drivel. My advice just come out of the closet and enjoy your new "lifestyle". Btw you can have a private hive dumbass.
  19. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Like sniping the gullible!?
  20. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Chilling man!
  21. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    WTF are you talking about? Hello Kitty does not approve! That game is only for the hardest of the hard man! DayZ is a cakewalk compared to the happy fun claw maw and saw time of HKAI. Sheee punk ass mofo don't dis the Kitty! ^ ^ >(o.-)<
  22. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I try and find out who certain (obnoxious) posters are in game and try to shoot them. (or get shot by them) It is a quiet satisfaction that warms the cackles of my soul.
  23. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    You know it doesn't surprise me one bit? & Beans for Max. You said what I wanted to... only without harsh insults and swear words.
  24. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    That's Sgt. Asshat to you grunt! I've been accused of hacking once, then I dropped the axe.
  25. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I'm a Fraggle fan! Yup the only one to ya big meany!
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