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So do light machine gunners... your point?

As a confirmed anti bandit, I have to say true bandits don't. Without thoses guys this game would be stale. Now you all know the type of bandits who ruin this game. (script bitches, griefers, and alt- f4 losers) As for those who would leave because of "true" bandits, really aren't the type we want around anyways. Oh and Hello Bandit forum, I am a Hero lurking in yer forums! :P

*Holds up a doll* Point to where the evil American touched you. To be honest you sound like a ignorant redneck from "who the fuck cares where." You're part of the world problem it's fun to stereotype people huh? Dumb ass! Yes, yes you can! Stick your head in the sand much?

If you are innocent good luck!

First and only time I was satchel charged was trying to repair that P.O.S. I damn near shit myself that night. I give whoever it was a big KUDOS, I was away for like 5 mins and you were fast, silent, and effective.

I always knew you were a hacker! Some dudes just wanna see the world burn! :D sorry Smasht had to... you understand.

BattlEye are the folks you need to email, not post here. We all believe if you got banned you hacked, tried to hacked, or are some sort of evil doer and deserved it anyway.

I was all ready to bash you, but for some reason I won't. You could always try a private hive server, that's pass worded, some good ones out there. Of course you are not 100% protected there either but at least the admins have a bit more power to do something.

After making this post, I hope he uses 2 fingers next time. Dumbass!

Not a gun but the mother *watch yo mouth!* X-bow!

Distance, precision, and some luck will go along way with most squads in most games.

I'm on it as soon as the wife is up to watch my girls. Also those who are saying he is crying obviously dont read his posts, he may complain from time to time but cry? Edit* If I find it i'd prefer you take it back, I dont need anything but what I am carrying. Well a couple of DMR mags might be missing tho. :P

Lmao nice one! BeanZ my good man!

I blame their moms and dads.

Rocket stated this is a survival sandbox, where they give us the tools to make out own fun. No playstyle should be punished or favored my design. Again all the player base will do is ruin this title. I'd honestly rather gouge my eyes out then watch yet another awesome game ruined by the stupid suggestions made by us. I plead with Rocket not to listen to us and just go forward with his vision. We (the players) are as big of a threat as EA/Activision ever could be.

Poor parenting.

Post like these make me lose a little more respect for the DayZ community everyday. I was lucky to arrive just before all of these know it all children arrived. It is depressing how self asorbed the player base has become.

I keep threatening to check it out. Just the bird sounds from the videos drives me nuts, not sure i could cope listen to it for extended periods.

Man girl you need to work on your trolling skills. Do you ever post anything beside feces? So Jack what's your impression of the island so far?

Good thread, excellent points. Ashamed it'll fall on deaf ears. Though I bet those complainers will bitch at you for this post.

... Forums posts peoples repeat when you on the other

DayZ Forum Poster #1 "I shot a player, zombie, sheep in a panic fire situation and he didn't die! HACKS!" *Runs to forums makes new thread to complain* DayZ Forum Poster #2 "BattlEye Banned me I didn't hack!" *Runs to forums makes new thread to complain* DayZ Forum Poster #3 "Graphics glitches argh! (<--ok this one is iffy because it is valid) I didn't try any of the tricks to fix it" *Runs to forums makes new thread to complain* DayZ Forum Poster #4 "A sniper shot me as I stood on the roof in Elecktro fucking hacker duping sniper overpowered etc etc" *Runs to forums makes new thread to complain* DayZ Forum Poster #5 "Rocket is at another event, interview, asleep! He needs to FIX IT!" *Runs to forums makes new thread to complain* DayZ Forum Poster #6 "Warz" *Runs to forums makes new thread to viral advertise* DayZ Forum Poster #7 "KoS, side chat, borked tents cars, abort button, stuck in debug/ocean/with a broken leg, coastal login" Runs to forums makes new thread to complain*

This thread made me laugh, if I wasn't lazy I'd bean most of you! ah screw it! BEANZ for eveyone!

I really just hope Rocket sticks to his vision of what the game should be. Really the player base and the corporate suits have no place in game design. Both have pigeon holed the whole industry.

Yeah I'm pretty sure these things are being worked on. I am not sure if you have heard but DayZ is going stand alone. So really these issues will be resolved. You have my word on it! It'll all be better soon. What this and the multitude of thread just like this one (and the many to come after it) are doing is parroting the same stuff (again both sides) It accomplishes nothing. (like beating your e-chest) I am 100% sure Rocket and team know about these issues, are working on them, and will resolve them. I am also 100% sure people will feel like he isn't doing it fast enough. Look when these issues first arrived I said nothing, even after a couple of weeks I remained silent. But enough is enough. It's like every other problem with this mod. people complain and moan about it over and over again. So in closing you had many threads to complain in but that wasn't good enough, you made more. Rocket has other business to attend to but you don't care because your free mod is broken. You were told many times it'll be fixed but it isn't fast enough. So yeah make a thread about it. (disclaimer) "You" may or may not mean you personally.