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  1. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Lol damn it! Ima derp. Nice catch inception. Yeah I was testing you that's it... You pass! ;)
  2. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    When you're fancy, you just gotta mooooove. This thread made me lol at work! Good job folks!
  3. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I think a 1866 would be more of a task to clean/repair then any modern day military rifle.
  4. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Ok fine, but I believe those who are survivors could. Sure not everyone can handle a lmg or a .50 cal but alot could. Anyone can handle a mp5, fn fal, m4, or ak tho, shit children in Africa handle these guns with some effectiveness. Now once the dupes and hacks are settles (standalone) these guns along with the big boys will be alot rarer. Just enjoy the chaos in these dreadlord days, soon enough you'll wax nostalgia about them in bittersweet remembrance.
  5. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Actually I do, it isn't a difficult task. Anyone can do it, I've been doing it since a was a youngster. I can even a disassemble trigger mechanism and replace a broken spring. This stuff isn't rocket surgery. Just pay attention to what you are doing and put it back together the way it came apart.
  6. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    1. M9 sd (ahhh zombies) 2. G19 (best sights out of all) 3. PDW (ammo we use it all) 4. 1911 (r/l favorite)
  7. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I'm not female but... Hey baby wanna wrestle? :D
  8. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I see this here on these forums. I call bullshit! If you can fire any gun at all, you can fire any military rifle. They are made so any joker can use them. As for the rarity we are in a war torn country.
  9. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Bandit skin honestly what do you expect?
  10. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    *Edit* I failed at math derp! I'm old in my day math didn't have all those fancy numbers!
  11. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    What you don't believe a 109 year old man would play DayZ? How closed minded of you! ;) I am mentally 12, who looks to be 20 something in my 40 somethings, with 3 toddlers, 2 of which are 3, and 1 is 2, I have 2 dogs, 1 wife, and a cat who loves my neighbor!
  12. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Eh what'd ya say sonny? GET OFF MY LAWN! Ya damn whippersnappers! Seriously tho this thread makes me feel old, and you should feel bad!
  13. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Mind is officially boggled!
  14. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Said it in another thread... Blunderbuss.
  15. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I was gonna say some douchie thing like the community, but if i could change one thing it'd be "more". A sandbox where everything in it is able to be manipulated. More equipment, clothes, cars, enterable buildings, and more ways to effect the world around us.
  16. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I chuckled!
  17. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I say remove all guns and replace them with foam noodles!
  18. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I want a blunderbuss and a musket!
  19. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Yo yo yo check out the 'tude on this dude!
  20. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Hedgehog! OP No one ca'err, I see what you did there! Beans for your farm, from me!
  21. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Alt -F4 from this thread. lol j/k those guys annoy me more then the script bitches.
  22. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Nice BBQ! My personal best is 16 DayZ. I seem to have the worst luck when I am on a bandit killing spree. (Yeah "friendly" survivor skin I am talking about you) I sometimes regret when I help another player out, but for the most part... I love this mod!
  23. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    lol Nice try, but where is the fun in me handing you that info? That'd be like me asking you that. No fun at all.
  24. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    No, but it is a 9mm so it isn't very loud.
  25. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    So do light machine gunners... your point?
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