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My current life I have 0 kills, a squad mate bet me 20 bucks I couldn't get 1k zombie kills without killing another player. I have 400 down and been playing guardian angel to new spawns in eleck and cherno. This little wager has taught me quite a bit about evading and escape. Day 18 been shot at more times then I can count, about died a handful of times, and oh so want to shoot some bandits! But $20 bucks for playing pve dayz! Hellz yeah!

Lol damn it! Ima derp. Nice catch inception. Yeah I was testing you that's it... You pass! ;)

When you're fancy, you just gotta mooooove. This thread made me lol at work! Good job folks!

I think a 1866 would be more of a task to clean/repair then any modern day military rifle.

Ok fine, but I believe those who are survivors could. Sure not everyone can handle a lmg or a .50 cal but alot could. Anyone can handle a mp5, fn fal, m4, or ak tho, shit children in Africa handle these guns with some effectiveness. Now once the dupes and hacks are settles (standalone) these guns along with the big boys will be alot rarer. Just enjoy the chaos in these dreadlord days, soon enough you'll wax nostalgia about them in bittersweet remembrance.

Actually I do, it isn't a difficult task. Anyone can do it, I've been doing it since a was a youngster. I can even a disassemble trigger mechanism and replace a broken spring. This stuff isn't rocket surgery. Just pay attention to what you are doing and put it back together the way it came apart.

1. M9 sd (ahhh zombies) 2. G19 (best sights out of all) 3. PDW (ammo we use it all) 4. 1911 (r/l favorite)

I'm not female but... Hey baby wanna wrestle? :D

I see this here on these forums. I call bullshit! If you can fire any gun at all, you can fire any military rifle. They are made so any joker can use them. As for the rarity we are in a war torn country.

Bandit skin honestly what do you expect?

*Edit* I failed at math derp! I'm old in my day math didn't have all those fancy numbers!

What you don't believe a 109 year old man would play DayZ? How closed minded of you! ;) I am mentally 12, who looks to be 20 something in my 40 somethings, with 3 toddlers, 2 of which are 3, and 1 is 2, I have 2 dogs, 1 wife, and a cat who loves my neighbor!

Eh what'd ya say sonny? GET OFF MY LAWN! Ya damn whippersnappers! Seriously tho this thread makes me feel old, and you should feel bad!

Mind is officially boggled!

Said it in another thread... Blunderbuss.

I was gonna say some douchie thing like the community, but if i could change one thing it'd be "more". A sandbox where everything in it is able to be manipulated. More equipment, clothes, cars, enterable buildings, and more ways to effect the world around us.

I chuckled!

I say remove all guns and replace them with foam noodles!

I want a blunderbuss and a musket!

Yo yo yo check out the 'tude on this dude!

Hedgehog! OP No one ca'err, I see what you did there! Beans for your farm, from me!

Alt -F4 from this thread. lol j/k those guys annoy me more then the script bitches.

Nice BBQ! My personal best is 16 DayZ. I seem to have the worst luck when I am on a bandit killing spree. (Yeah "friendly" survivor skin I am talking about you) I sometimes regret when I help another player out, but for the most part... I love this mod!

lol Nice try, but where is the fun in me handing you that info? That'd be like me asking you that. No fun at all.

No, but it is a 9mm so it isn't very loud.