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  1. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Every game I've ever played has had haters. Who the fuck cares what some random shmuck thinks? Mock their rage and get on with your bad self. The gamer community is full of ding dongs with stupid opinions. (myself included) If you enjoy a game then enjoy it! Some shmoe gives you shit about it, laugh at their ignorance and move along.
  2. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I play on both! An hour in the morning after work (non-official hive) until my daughters wake up. And a couple hours (official hive) before work with my squad. Yeah I'm carebear like that.
  3. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Looking forward to the next part. Very nicely done!
  4. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Although I can identify with not liking surprises, he did look pleased with the compass. Also is it me or does he look tired as hell? Dude take a day or two as laze about.
  5. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Yahtzee's reviews always crack me up. If you display the same attitude on those forums as you do here. That's like calling the kettle black, huh pot? I pity you, all you seem capable of is whining, crying, and bitching. I know Machine "life is pain", go ask mommy for a hug already.
  6. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    What a terribly insensitive thing to say! Funny as hell but insensitive.
  7. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Easy big fella just making sure. Try what Bozo said, if all else fails take a hammer to it. ;)
  8. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    is your arma patch up to date also?
  9. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Look out we got a bad ass over here! (hides)
  10. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I think Rocket owes me big time! He can repay by coming over and mowing my lawn or doing my dishes!!1! Or just he can create a game unlike anything out there... Yeah that's what he can do to repay me. Or a back rub (wink wink) come on Rocket you know you want to.
  11. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    Favorite gun and why?

    [email protected] replied to DANNY (ZOMBES THE HERO)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Crap son I got a spare DMR just name the place and ill let you have it! Lol now you have to ask "is this a trap? Or worth the risk?"
  12. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Go watch a movie and come back to it after you're done.
  13. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    Favorite gun and why?

    [email protected] replied to DANNY (ZOMBES THE HERO)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Mk48 mod 0 Mucho bullets, red dot, bang bang bang bang bang! Enough said.
  14. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I got your back!
  15. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Lol u mad? Sorry het made me do it!
  16. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Oh no, he quit, Rocket just shut the lights off... It's over. edit I'm tired
  17. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Yup picked up a AS-50 at a chopper crash site, ran into the woods logged off for work. Next day BLAM! CZ 550. :( But hey the gods smiled on me that day because I shot a Bandit and got my favorite sniper rifle the glorious DMR.
  18. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    What kind of person quits a game, and then continues to post on their forums?
  19. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    In my day...

    [email protected] replied to astroz0mbie's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Bah bye.
  20. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Oh look a cheater.
  21. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Oh look who is crying again!
  22. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I heard hero the hero had a bigger "package" then the bandit skins. no fair! Quit crying children as you bandits like to tell us, "it's only a game!!"
  23. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    DayZmod died?

    [email protected] replied to ramontvgames's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Oh noes! Wh-what are we gonna do, n-n-now that you are leaving this mod is surely over?! Eocket and team might as pull the plug you quit it's over.
  24. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    ENTER AT OWN RISK

    [email protected] replied to team_player's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery

    Wow! I am sure all caps will get you your way. It works with mommy right?
  25. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    My current life I have 0 kills, a squad mate bet me 20 bucks I couldn't get 1k zombie kills without killing another player. I have 400 down and been playing guardian angel to new spawns in eleck and cherno. This little wager has taught me quite a bit about evading and escape. Day 18 been shot at more times then I can count, about died a handful of times, and oh so want to shoot some bandits! But $20 bucks for playing pve dayz! Hellz yeah!
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