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Yeah funny thing he bought a computer after we watched 8 hours of DayZ vids in the tower... Uncle Sam wasn't pleased that we watched them on the security terminal! Yup have loads of fear Pendragon is on duty! (my boss wasn't a gamer... Is now tho!)

OMG Rocket you have no idea how hard I laughed over that! Good thing I got my boss addicted to DayZ or I'd been in trouble!

I stand corrected! I tip my hat to you Max! Although that wasn't a suggestion... More of a limerick. But I will not argue you had the idea posted before mine! Rocket make the pimp zombie look like Max's profile pic. :D

2 day suspension!! Lmao Rocket got own't!

Where is Max? Slutty Zombie Hookers Matt! I said it first not Max, he is trying to ninja my ideas!!

Fraggle you beat me to it! I was gonna be all nice and not troll... Now all I am left with is to troll! Quit QQ'ing ya noob, it's the zombie apocalypse for undead Jesus's sake! Rawr! Seriously just beginners bad luck give it time steep learning curve etc etc.

To whom it may concern, Enclosed is the driver side mirror to your beloved ride. We mistakenly thought this would be of some value. After a quick pillaging of your camp, we realized nothing of value could be gained from you. You will find your car at the bottom of the rock quarry Although it's in less the pristine condition know we got many rocks off in her. Please bring a tool box and some rubber gloves... she is going to need a thorough cleaning & repair. Best wishes The Bang Brothers

Get to the choppa! Find it, steal it back, exact revenge!(empty whiskey bottles in their tent... That's all you should leave them) Dick punching is optimal when unexpected.

Dang paddy you are all over it! Me thinks someone wants a dreaded moderator position... You're a crazy person!

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" Some random insult i think of on the fly, or I just screech "FREEDOM!" (Works best with the William Wallace face.)

Eazy There Makavely life is to short as it is... suicide is never the answer! 1-800-SUICIDE 1-800-784-2433

read the patch notes also the search function would have answered this for ya. But yeah it's gone.

Ok who now? Settle down tell us all you know.

Bean's what? Umm beans is correct my friend? Edit ok derp on me! I am tired and at work... Sorry puppet

Poor Inception you're briiians must really prove your smart! (snickers) Sorry buddy sometimes I can't help myself.

Agreed!

That's evil...EVIL!! I like it.

The only problem with that is it then puts the cheaters at a bigger advantage. I really don't care one way or the other on the wipe. But as long as dupers dupe and script bitches suck, you will be trap in this vicious circle.

I see it this way today it is .50 cals/snipers, tomorrow it'll be lmgs, then assault rifles. No matter what it is the player base will always moan about something. Once DayZ is stand-alone people will still be moaning about this or that isn't fair, no matter how rare said idea is. We the players are terrible designers and history proves it.

(Turns on the lights) All right you nerds, put your pudds away and quit fantasizing about zombie booty!

Although I dig what they do, when they are doing whats right... Anonymous scares the pants off me!

Goto the MOUNTAIN young one, and repent for thy sins.

I would love for the stand alone to add in a layer of morality choices for the game. Something along the lines of saving, sacrificing, or slaying innocent survivors. (of the npc kind) Here is something I thought about earlier while trying to explain the anti-game to a friend. I hate the idea of quests, go gather/kill/bring such and such to who/what/where are lame game mechanics. But what if you found a boarded up building in game, as you walk by you can clearly hear someone inside it. You scroll/click/walk up to a window/door and a meek voice calls out "Go away!" then a childs voice squeeks, "but mommy I'm hungry, maybe they have some food/water?" Thus giving you the option to leave food/water, try and persuade them to come out (to fend for themselves), or burn it down (killing them). The food and kill effect would effect humanity, while the convince effect would just open the house to the player (a can of beans inside?) It would have to be a random event possible anywhere there are building. I haven't thought out a detailed scenario, or game mechanic. Like I said it was a passing thought during an explanation of DayZ. But since I am a fan of morality in games. (ultima thru elder scrolls) I thought in time this might be a decent addition to DayZ. So what say you? (Disclaimer) This is not a suggestion, just a thought. I am curious about your opinion on such game mechanics. (Please be respectful of people opinions since it is just a opinion.) This is not a thread to flame in (We have plenty of those) If you think I am an idiot for bring this up just don't post and let it fall of into forum hell. (no better way to tell me to stfu)

I love my hatchet! :thumbsup:

Ah man Mini way to explain things all civilized!