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Everything posted by joeoblong@yahoo.com
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If it is an obvious hacker/dupers camp I trash it to hell. If it is just some squads camp or a players camp, I still check it but rarely steal from them. Only if they have what I want, i'll swap my shit for their shit. Now if it feels like a trap... I pass right on by!
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You are a cheater, what's not to hate? As for not wiping your HDD, it is the wise thing to do. But judging past actions you probably aren't that wise. If you do play DayZ again please show some honor and play by the rules. Believe me I am not trolling you nearly as much as I want to! Just don't be a bitch if you suck at the game just play to have fun in other ways, don't be a cheating scrub.
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How Hacking Costs Rocket (Bohemia) Money, AND WHY THAT DOESN'T MATTER (includes reply from Rocket)
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to jaws4096's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You know we (co-workers/squad) just had 5 more friends buy arma2 co. Even though we said, "wait the stand alone is coming soon!" It's funny they all just sit in awe of the B.S.'ing around the water cooler and want in. Script bitches be damned... we still find plenty of fun/trouble/idiotic things to brag about. Oh lost that hard earned kit? Plenty of laughs at work when relaying the story! We rib the hell out of each other over this mod. So yeah some have left... still others are joining. Even if it is only for a few months they'll still have a hell of a time as long as you don't let the script bitches ruin it. Insta death you say? I say an opportunity to have a new story to tell! -
Has the loot spawn chance of the FN FAL been put to the status of 'stupid'?
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to Inception.'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Shut up Bronie! No one asked you!! >:( ( just playing :) ) My squad have been in search for a L85 for about a month. -
Where are the hackers who hack the hackers? Those guys... My hero! (talking about the ones who hack the little guy companies. Scum bitches with no skills may a 1000 seed ticks infest their genitals)
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Is DayZ survival vs cheaters?
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to Protein (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Okay looks like we are done here, lock it up and turn off the lights. -
Deffinition of a nightmare
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to Michaelvoodoo25's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Mine is that Rocket implemented all the things I hated about modern gaming. We will have our hands held the whole game. That would be my ultimate nightmare for DayZ. Or upon login seeing a zombie pimp named Max with a gaggle of hot zombie hookers! It would be one of those, "Noooooooooooo!" Moments in my video gaming history. -
Has the loot spawn chance of the FN FAL been put to the status of 'stupid'?
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to Inception.'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Now now Inception that is why there are so many of them! Abstain from fornicating with those crash site vagrants! -
Has the loot spawn chance of the FN FAL been put to the status of 'stupid'?
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to Inception.'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I swear them and the bizons need to be spayed and neutered! Of course I'd like to see a bigger variety of assault rifles at the crash sites -
Has DayZ died down quite abit?
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to james222's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
just look at the total amount of servers (dayz commander) when I started there wasn't even 1k servers. So no its not dying. -
How did it all start? (The Dayz Infection)
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to Epidemic survivor's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Rabies and Toxoplasma cross mutated and became the current "infection" what don't believe me? You'll see unbelievers! It was a kitty cat! -
There should be no high grade weapons in standalone
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to TheMachine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Realism is good but in reality anyone can become a good shot. If there was a way to put a learning curve on each weapon you pick up in game, you would have to have experience (multiple rounds fired) before shooting them with any accuracy. The rare/military weapons would require more then the civilian weapons. Make the player invest time/ammo into become proficient. Hell I'd like to see this of all "skills" in DayZ honestly. Try to fix a tire on a car and fail the first few attempts, then once learned you can do it every time. Would be an interesting situation to see play out. disclaimer* I am not saying i want Rocket to add this system! Just a thought I had reading your comment. -
There should be no high grade weapons in standalone
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to TheMachine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Whoa the new boss is exactly the same as the old boss. New and exciting stuff! http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/92918-high-end-loot-should-not-exist-in-dayz/ I chalk these type threads into the "I don't like and you are bad if you do" category. Just as the Huey has no place in DayZ? Underground bases shouldn't be added, since not many people would be able to build them. I don't disagree the high end gear should be rare (not impossible) to obtain. But once again I hope Rocket does what he feels is best for the game. Players have no place in the design of the game. I kinda wish he'd flip all of us on end and make it take place in the 18th century... yeah i said it! Black powder and arrows there is you high end gear! ;) -
Alt Tabbing Out= Death
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to lucid_wolf@hotmail.com's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Happened to me I just got up to grab a Mt. Dew... even in the real life it'll curse your DayZ! Not even a minute away... damn that sweet tastey necture of the Gods! -
so angry!!!killed by cheaters 5 times
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to phoenixsunsfire@gmail.com's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Use the search function and it'll grant you knowledge! Oh and this topic is over done, thank you. The search function is your friend! -
Started own private server for me and my friends
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to caldozza's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Renting a server is pretty cheap. I haven't a clue how to make it a private hive tho... thats just magic beans and flying pandas to me. This. -
Hacking? Are you a Crowbar or Hatchet man/woman (not about Clowns or Sharks btw)
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to timboski's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Nah I think my short post was what did it honestly. I was being a dumbass, and I paid for it. Maybe just put a clarifier in the title? (Crowbar vs. Hatchet?) I honestly didn't mean to create spam... not my style. ;) I am a troll from time to time tho! :facepalm: *edit x2* Dancing I know it was so was mine, but thanks for the Picard! I am sure I post alot that deserves this... just not this time. Although you did have me looking up clowns vs. sharks because thats what I thought you meant. So see I did deserve it! -
Started own private server for me and my friends
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to caldozza's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
I got a character n a password protected private hive server with like 15 other people. It is'nt that bad, although i do prefer live servers. We've had some funtimes, but it can get boring from time to time. We all play live servers as well. Just a fun distraction i guess. -
high-end loot should not exist in DayZ
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to nic0's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Well anyone can do that also, balance. Every item in game is equally avalible to everyone. As long as you are not cheating, duping or scripting we are all on equal footing. Just because Joe Blow got an AS 50 and kills you doesn't make it unbalanced. And let me state right off I hate the .50 noobs but I don't want the gun taken out. Although from the sounds of it, it might not make it to stand alone. I am a DMR noob when using a sniper. -
Hacking? Are you a Crowbar or Hatchet man/woman (not about Clowns or Sharks btw)
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to timboski's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yes I did it is about hatchets vs. crowbars. This has been discussed here before several times. I hope it slides honestly, but from i know first hand this can be a tricky subject. *edit* I will give the op credit for using more details but ----> http://dayzmod.com/f...5-omfg-hacking/ -
[admins/mods] please delete all topics concerning hacking/scripting
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to pillerking@yahoo.com's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
BAM! Please don't make me wait to post again Frag! I've been good honest! (Nervously laughs) Oh and O.P. I agree! <--- see stayed on topic! -
Hacking? Are you a Crowbar or Hatchet man/woman (not about Clowns or Sharks btw)
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to timboski's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Ouch this isn't gonna end well. You should have used the search function and posted this in one of the other threads just like it. Good luck my friend! -
high-end loot should not exist in DayZ
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to nic0's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
The problem as I see it is no matter what you "remove" from a game... you'll be back crying when the thing that took it's place is now OP. Snipers gone, LMG's op need removed, LMG removed, assualt rifles are op need removed. You will never be satified. I hate to use this over used meme but "learn to play." DayZ should never be balanced around the player, otherwise lets just call this a mmorpg. It's a brutal survival game the only thing that should be balanced is we all die and we all respawn with next to nothing. -
high-end loot should not exist in DayZ
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to nic0's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Honestly your talking about balancein DayZ? There is no balancing DayZ... besides player created. You either survive or don't perfectly balanced. -
high-end loot should not exist in DayZ
joeoblong@yahoo.com replied to nic0's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Whaa, but, ahh, huh? Hmmm ok.