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YOU KILLED WONDER WOMAN!! BASTARD!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN errr wait!? Did you get the invisible jet!?

It is a like or thumbs up type of feature on the forums. So if you post/ read something others/you like you give beans. I assume this is what you are meaning. *waggles fingers* DayZ Forums fore shame! Trolling this gent... pfst! How barbaric! *snickers*

And what is wrong with slut suits?

Undead Donuts. Zombie Donuts. Infected Donuts... damn i want Donuts!

Nonsense just get to Skalisty on a high pop server! Never disappoints!

Ah sorry man I too have been off my game here lately. (I blame Finland! Eyes a certain Finnish Mod. I kid my Finnis friend please don't hurt me!) Lets cuddle and tell each other we are pretty! Honestly King i usually agree with most of what you've posted. Let's go on now and never talk of these events again.

Why not? They really aren't that hard to hit up. NWAF in my opinion is safer then any city. Just remember to scout before you leap! But to be honest I frown on hacked weapons that aren't in game, but I feel those that are in game whether hacked or not is impossible to tell. I'd of picked it up tho & Have fun with it! Mags for it are easily found. :)

I want a tux! Oh yeah with the tails. Oh and a top hat and cane!! The gentleman survivor at your service!

Best policy is to destroy those hacked weapons. In the long run they are more of a hassle then they are worth. Although I think they killed you for "other" reasons tho. Have fun on the bike.

Holy fluffy rainbows! BRONIES!!! Hi guys! Also the boat tip lol! :D That is clever.

Annnd because you posted a thread, which has plenty of prior threads made about the same subject. That should tells me a lot about you right? I will however admit, and have admitted I am a horrible bastard. Why I bet i punch kittens and eat puppies!

Because I quote a great man... who btw did all of those things as well. I am not allowed to do any of those things? It is a great quote and if the topic at hand hasn't been beat to death prior to the 1000th time it's been posted, then I will be civil. I am also known to make harsh, unimaginative, moronic statements to posts I think are stupid. Wither they actually are (stupid) or not is not always my concern. I will admittedly agree, I am a hypocritical dick wad! But to try and judge me against ol' Ben I will fail miserably every time! It is a quote not my mantra, and i should change it because asshats always try and use it against me. I could care less, but since i love to be a jack hole I usually don't let it slide.

Awe come on now King look in there i effing posted in it! *Sigh* I know it's the internet and I am not the best at typing the funny. Just like the world war Z video in the "what you'd like to see from warz thread", you just keep biting my ass. Can't we just be friends and hug? I promise to nibble on your ear!

Blaze the post with the kid fliiping the bird was just me effing with you. Derpy explained why we came in very well. As for my comment to Datak he came at me bro! Ben Franklin don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly to me not taking kindly! (whaa!?) ;)

Le' sigh! I am Ben Franklin mother Hugger! Oh and btw I will readily admit I am foolish. I post and argue on an internet forum. You know what they say, " Winning an argument on the internet is like winning the special Olympics... yeah you won, but you're still retarded!" But yes as Ben Franklin in my extreme old age I am a bit crazed now. So go fly a kite douche nugget!

Well not everybody!

This is got to be some evil joke he is playing. I could of swore he said achievements where not something he was considering. If so I think it is a lame mechanic, but just as with any game i play that has um... I'll continue to ignore them. Maybe he is catering to the achievement whores so the extra $$$ he'll make off of them will fatten the pot for his next project?

Well the hacker problem will always be a problem for DayZ the mod. (as with any game really) The stand alone will hopefully curb the rampant abuse tho. But with the mod open like that is gives the admins of servers more options on how to police their servers. Good luck in your future gaming adventures. Pendragon

We will still be able to play. He is going to open it up (the mod) so the community can mod the mod. Should be interesting to see what comes of it. He actually already has to think of it, look at the maps that have come out since the announcement of the SA.

Tis okay my brony friend! Damn bronies!! ;) I did the next best thing then to argue with the simpleton.

No you wont be banned for it, and there is no real way to tell with stuff that spawns in game anyway. As for the body you should of just hid it after you looted what you wanted. *edit* 2 3 yr olds and 1 2 yr old make Pen a typo master

No not when people are so arrogant to think their thread is special enough to be the one stop shop of QQ threads. Why be so ignorant and just follow your advice and post in one of the hundreds of other threads? Oh thats right because you are soo awesome!

I am pretty sure they are tied into each other. I turned it off and never noticed any change besides it removed the blur. You could try the Support side of the forums tho.

You couldn't of used one of the metric shit ton for this? Just like the next person whining over this boring topic.

I die alot.. I mean some days i never even notice the guy with the gun pointed at me until i am dead! Although it sucks because I seem to be a pro equipment getter, I am 50% noob in combat! (some days straight up bad ass pthers straight up baddie) ;P But never once have i alt - F4'd you kill me, I tip my hat and try not to be so bad next time! Shit I shot a squad member in panic and he blasted me and took my shit, We laughed at my noobishness as they flew in to pick me up on the coast. You are denying yourself some serious fun by alt - F4'ing, but hopefully the SA will fix this in a fair fashion.