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What Daze23 said!

Bacon, no beans for you! Although they go great with bacon! I will give you credit for fessing up, even if noone really cared. We've all had people alt f-4 on us, (We all hate it) I personally just pretent the vermin fell into the abyss never to be recovered. I wish they'd finally fix it, but it looks like we'll have to wait for the SA for that. So don't sweat it, poo happens, it get's flung, just wipe it off and continue. Just don't do it again!

Klesh, Your sig is epic! :beans:

I so want to make up a story with the beginning, "So there I was on Balota Buddies. Frags, Derpy, & Inception were..."

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It wasn't a jab my friend, just so many different things to do, it was easier to suggest the search. Also I use iobit gamebooster (same as razer) it does help some and worth the cost. (Pst! It's free)

do a forum search, there are plenty of tips and tricks. But sometimes none of them will work... It may be time for an upgrade. (this is in my case not a jab at yours)

No a crash site spawns with a set amount of loot. Once looted its gone until the server resets. After a restart crash sites spawn in random areas.

Typical, The Man always trying to hold ya down! Also The Man isn't playing video games and watching movies a waste of time? That is what entertainment is designed to do, waste time. These very forums are a waste of time! So quit trying to be a hipster and wasting my time! (wha!?)

Already did, so it is done. Your move!

I know i'd be kicking my brothers ass, if this is indeed the case.

Yeah unfortunately I don't get to play there as much as I'd like. But if you see me there feel free to stop in and say hi or eff you! Either way I enjoy talking with other forum folks!

I can't hax!

I heard it was actually implemented on purpose! Rocket is trying to distract us from the true zombie infection he & his brother released on th 21st. The illuminati backed him hence why the government will deem this a simple error in coding! We all gonna die! Stock up on beans and hatchets now before it's to late! Now we know why the release date was pushed back!

Short and sweet. http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=e0pNPmgBh8w

BattlEye is all knowing, all seeing. Serious though at least this guy is being honest. I hope BIS is allows it.

Man I need to get over there and play, but noooo! I have to deal with the nonstop hackusations against our resident bandit clan & the tears caused by glitches. Who would've thought 4 guys & a alpha mod could shake up a server/player so badly? Had fun watching A, if you ever catch me over there... Please say hello before you kill me! ;) Or at least drop down in TS and say "Haha!"

If you have a problem with private hives ,play public. If you have a problem with the admins, don't play on their server. This is easily remedied. I'd rather it be a dirty admin over a dirty player (hacker), with the admin I can just leave, with a hacker they can follow.

The idiocy of your videos are very enjoyable to me. I subbed ya.

I came here not expecting much, but thank you all for putting a big grin on meh face! This made me feel all happy in the innards, :beans:

After i finally found my first pair, i wondered how many pairs i may of passed in the tall grass at crash sites. Now I make sure to check extra carefully, but it seems once you find one of something in DayZ you find them more often. I hope the ground glitch doesn't steal your NVG's!

Dave, First and foremost, I do this also. But let me explain. You see I have 5 profiles. I have 2 dedicated to 2 different whitelisted servers I play to play on. Then comes the server I admin on... I have an admin profile, with this profile i refrain from engaging anyone with hostility.(unless fired upon) I am there to help out our players and try to keep everything running smoothly. No need to be accused of using my admin powers for evil. Plus the owner is adamant about us remaining clean. Then there are my "have fun" profiles, these I am forbidden to use my superpowers on. One is pretty much at your service, he feeds, heals, and delivers you with glee & joy. He'll crack jokes on side and complement your stellar zombie slaying skills. He is happy with his akm and little pickup. Then there is my asshole, this is the profile i use when people need to be shook up, He'll lay traps, ambushes, and just kick the hornets nest to get everyone in a tizzy. It is fun knowing everyone hates this guy, but it is rewarding to know I am causing memories for people. Even if they spit bile when speaking my name. The stories I hear of stuff i supposedly did, even though I know i didn't! These memories hopefully will have them wax nostalgic in Dayz when they no longer can play it. Back in the day I played UO. We had seers, gm's, and the pk community all creating these events and conflicts. These are the thing i remember with the most bittersweet fondness. The sense of community in trying to overcome these conflicts, whether we passed or failed. I didn't realize it then but i had some of the best times just running / hunting / bargaining with the reds. The stories I used to tell at work about the drunk monk in YEW who was flirting with my horse or the serial killer jester plaguing the area around my keep. The chaos that ensued when some horde of monsters attacked a city. These are important, even if you don't realize it now. When DayZ is no longer the game it was for you, these will be the memories you embrace. Even if it does suck balls now! Now there is an easy way to tell if someone is doing this, press "I" (eye not el) Try and remember what the stats are for your enemies and if someone asking for help has the same or close to numbers. Beware! This isn't fool proof no, but it is a way to detect profile shifters.

Isn't a bandit less likely to gain shock when shot at? Was this just BS or disproven?

A black speck on the ground!? What do i win?? (Prays to be stalked on BB)

I once thought this way... then it happened. My hair is no longer golden and long, it is now white and falling out more everyday. Don't be daft man... stay away!