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  1. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    You know me too, I was tempted to post a certain well known youtube video, but I'd rather not get banned just incase he really is a Muslim. Although the Muslim people I know are nothing like those on T.V. or internet forums! And thanks be to the Giant Robot in the Sky for that!
  2. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    So like pumping one out should be an option?
  3. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I've said it before and threads like this convince I am right, "The players shouldn't make design choices, and Rocket shouldn't be influanced by them." (Players or their suggestions) *Disclaimer* I am not saying every suggestion is bad. I am not saying he (Rocket) shouldn't draw from suggestions. But what I am saying is we (the players) make terrible game design choices as a whole. We don't care how it effects anyone else or the core of the game. We are a short sighted lot and should be ignored 99% of the time. (when making suggestions to game design of the game we are playing)
  4. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    It would be pretty cool if they held a tourney for a wild card slot in them.
  5. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Well slap me stupid and kick my junk! This I did not know that. Well shit I spent hours looking for one before I repaired my van!
  6. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    It's no secret how I feel about cheaters. But when there is no explosives in your satchel, what do you expect from the jackholes? Griefers well honestly I haven't encountered a true grief giver since UO. Plenty of jerks since then tho. I just mock them since they are a sad lot anyways. Bandits love to kill them, argue with them here! Yet I have no desires to insult their play style. Out of these 3 types of players, bandits are the legitimate gamers.
  7. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Well fuck Mike have you seen all the shit they put into our food here? Believe me it should be no surprise we are the fatties of the world! Also damn right my Hero deserves a smoke and a shot of Mezçal!
  8. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Damn trolls! Sure offer us 1st aid supplies then act as if you never heard of Elektro or Cherno when I called!
  9. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    do you have the parts to repair it with in your main inventory? If so then idk to tell ya. Don't forget you need a tool box in your inventory too! Sorry if you already know this shit just some folks don't. Your post was vague.
  10. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Welcome to DayZ! ;)
  11. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    You just turned my pity for the op to comedy gold! Love me some Indian accents.
  12. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Im gonna try and keep my mouth shut here, but really? REALLY!?
  13. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    And the government favors the richest! (gives beans to derpy)
  14. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    /golf clap Excellent Smithers. Best burn since the gay Burns!
  15. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Look who's talking everytime I read your posts I start to pass gas! Oh snap! *brrrrapb* Oh my! DAMN YOU DERPY!!
  16. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Nothing to see here folks, move along!
  17. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Wrong section my friend. Use the seach function etc etc.
  18. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    War Machine-Gaming

    [email protected] replied to suspectmammal's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment

    Im gonna start a Peace Machine counter community! Instead of muffins we have frosty cup cakes! Grrr! How ya like dem apples, cookie?
  19. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    This thread has taken a fancy turn and I find it fabulously fabulous!
  20. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Sounds to me like someone has unresolved closet issues. Really who uses "gay" terms anymore to describe something? Yes DayZ is a neat dresser and has an eye for fabulous!
  21. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I knew it! I had my suspicions, but now the proof is clear... EVIL!! I blame video games, it's the bane of free speech!
  22. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Nooooo! Take care Angel. See ya in the stand alone!
  23. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Take that back you bastard! I loved her when I was a wee lad... also you ass now i have the theme stuck in my noodle! Revenge kind sir shall be mine!
  24. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Well at least tell me you snagged the golden lasso!? At the minimun coped a feel of those wonderful Linda Carter bewbs!
  25. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    YOU KILLED WONDER WOMAN!! BASTARD!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN errr wait!? Did you get the invisible jet!?
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